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The Onion

  1. Ringling Bros. Circus Shuts Down
  2. Rural Working-Class Archbishops Come Out In Droves To Welcome Trump To Vatican
  3. 5 Things To Know About Trump’s Budget Proposal
  4. Rookie First Baseman Nervous To Chat With Baserunners
  5. We’re Running Out Of Time If We Still Want To Kill And Eat Jane Goodall
  6. God Wedges Another Cherub Beneath Leg To Level Wobbly Throne
  7. The Cure For What Ailes Him
  8. Who Are The Deeply Disturbed Individuals In Trump’s Inner Circle?
  9. A Primer on Elon Musk’s Business Initiatives
  10. Your Horoscopes — Week Of May 23, 2017
  11. Swedish Town Votes Against Paid Sex Leave
  12. Basquiat Painting Sold For Record $110 Million
  13. Nike Releases New Sports Bra For Wearing Directly Under Coat While Shambling Around Grocery Store
  14. Bird Of Paradise Just Staring At David Attenborough During Courtship Dance
  15. Guinness Releases Abridged Book Of Freaks For Readers Who Just Want The Good Stuff
  16. Lawyers Identify Dozens More Bill Cosby Victims While Interviewing Potential Jurors
  17. What Is Trump Hiding?
  18. Dennis Quaid Playing George W. Bush In Katrina Drama
  19. Trump Takes First Diplomatic Trip
  20. Report: Morbid Curiosity Now Accounts For 79% Of Nation’s Snack Food Purchases

Waterford Whispers

  1. Kids These Days Have It Too Easy, Says Generation Who Destroyed Economy
  2. Choosing The Football Team That’s Right For You
  3. New Feature That Identifies Fake UK Election News Suspends The Conservatives Facebook Page
  4. Local Woman Credits Her Tweet About Le Pen As Crucial To Defeating Her In Election
  5. “Jesus Fucking Christ Get Rid Of The Blasphemy Law,” Confirms Nation
  6. WWN’s Horoscopes
  7. Local Man Got A Bit Of Colour
  8. “I’d Drink 4, Maybe 5 Beers A Night, But I’m Not An Alcoholic” Insists Local Alcoholic
  9. Fidget Spinners: Everything You Need To Know
  10. Meatloaf Confirms ‘But I Won’t Do That’ Was A Strap On

The Chive

  1. Introverts anxiously reveal how they met their significant other (10 Photos)
  2. Terrifying moment wave sends sailboat crashing into pier (Video)
  3. Just pucker your lips and Find Her (39 Photos)
  4. Nothing is cuter than a girl with dimples (33 Photos)
  5. Girl rescues orange seahorse she thought was a Cheeto
  6. Daily Dopamine Dump
  7. Pull and release with some archery girls (54 Photos)
  8. These kittens demand to be taken seriously (23 Photos)
  9. Dog moms are a special breed of beautiful (27 Photos)
  10. We (were) live crushing kryptonian skulls in Injustice 2 (Was Live)

Pinboard Funny

  1. The most likely result of the General Election (Funny because true)
  2. Programming Sucks
  3. How to eat: toast | Life and style | The Guardian
  4. How to make the perfect martini | Life and style | The Guardian
  5. Stack Overflow: Helping One Million Developers Exit Vim - Stack Overflow Blog
  6. The Mad King of Juice: Inside the Dysfunctional Origins of Juicero — And what Evans wants, allegedly, can range from impractical to humiliating. Several employees related an anecdote in which flies had begun cropping up in the company’s San Francisco office. Evans—a vegan who at one point only allowed his employees to expens…
  7. Please Stop Saying "Literally"
  8. (((Yair Rosenberg))) on Twitter: "Oh man, watch Israeli ambassador Ron Dermer (on right couch) react when Trump says—in Israel—"We just got back from the Middle East." https://t.co/x7nb4uvqpR"
  9. Hilarious Winners of the First Annual ‘Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards’ – FLOW ART STATION
  10. Sneaker ban is lifted at Hop Sing Laundromat
  11. Jessica Simpson on Family, Mermaids, Fashion & Music | ellentube.com
  12. Three deep in the window
  13. An AI invented a bunch of new paint colors that are hilariously wrong | Ars Technica
  14. A new academic hoax: a bogus paper on “the conceptual penis” gets published in a “high quality peer-reviewed” social science journal « Why Evolution Is True
  15. Aziz Ansari Stand-Up Monologue - SNL - YouTube
  16. The Trump Documents - The Onion - America's Finest News Source — The Onion, America's Finest News Source.
  17. Not so Accidental Baby Acquisition — In which Hojo makes Sephiroth's baby in a lab and somehow Cloud is there for the fallout.
  18. Come for the penguins, stay for the last line...
  19. Hilarious Winners of the First Annual ‘Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards’ – FLOW ART STATION
  20. An AI invented a bunch of new paint colors that are hilariously wrong — The longer it processed the dataset, the closer the algorithm got to making legit color names, though they were still mostly surreal: "Soreer Gray" is a kind of greenish color, and "Sane Green" is a purplish blue. When Shane cranked up "creativity" on th…
  21. Change Log - Dwarf Fortress Bug Tracker — Edited highlights: http://www.pcgamer.com/the-most-ridiculous-patch-notes-from-10-years-of-dwarf-fortress/
  22. Mad Marx: The Class Warrior - Existential Comics
  23. 15 Insane Things That Correlate With Each Other — Why do these things correlate? These 15 correlations will blow your mind. (Is this headline sensationalist enough for you to click on it yet?) refrr:http://callingbullshit.org/syllabus.html?utm_source=DevOps%27ish+Weekly&utm_campaign=8e6083ab31-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2017_05_21&…
  24. Freaky Friday Politics: Republicans And Democrats Keep Switching Positions [New at Reason] - Hit & Run : Reason.com
  25. www.billwurtz.com/this-is-where-i-make-my-things.mp4 — this is where I make my things, nearw na nearw nearw nearw
  26. Freefall 02967 May 15, 2017
  27. How To Impeach the President (Or Not) - Reason.com
  28. We Rate Dogs' Matt Nelson Turned Joke Twitter Account Into Successful Business
  29. 2016 Finalists :: Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards - Conservation through Competition
  30. Hilarious Winners of the First Annual ‘Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards’ – FLOW ART STATION
  31. Comments And Additions - Borrowed Ring - Magical Apparatus
  32. Jacob Lackey on Twitter: "@EscoBlades @NBA @NBAonTNT On behalf of white people worldwide, we disavow Amy Schumer as she is a member of the cattle family." — Funny thread of groups disavowing Amy Schumer
  33. Project Murphy
  34. keepgoing.org :: The Big Fish
  35. Ted Cruz on Twitter: ""So anyway, it’s a romper for guys and it’s called the RompHim and I just ordered two." https://t.co/6BNDNZRqrb"
  36. Verhörer – Wikipedia
  37. itt dan brown is an idiot: linguaphiles
  38. Not so Accidental Baby Acquisition - esama - Final Fantasy VII [Archive of Our Own] — In which Hojo makes Sephiroth's baby in a lab and somehow Cloud is there for the fallout.
  39. Gordon Ramsay
  40. breathe in
  41. A more cheerful history of philosophy
  42. Twitter — RT @fmromeroo: #ramsonware issues #funny #lol #WannaCry #technology
  43. HA, HA! 
  44. Tweets by Donald J Orwell (@DonaldJOrwell) – Twitter
  45. Postcards from the Frontiers of Science • New paint colors invented by neural network
  46. Postcards from the Frontiers of Science
  47. Cyclone Debbie proved one thing: Australians are super weird
  48. Joe Rogan can't help himself : gifs — Joe Rogan
  49. Pure Happiness : gifs
  50. Bitcoin Obituaries: Following Bitcoin While it Dies and Rises
  51. A Dawning Realization - Album on Imgur
  52. Link-ception - Imgur
  53. Postcards from the Frontiers of Science
  54. We got one of Apple’s patented round pizza boxes — The container designed exclusively for Apple employees
  55. 100-Year-Old Wedding Night Advice for Newlyweds | Mental Floss — Imagine yourself as a young person during an era when there was no sex ed in high school. Sure, pornography exists, but you're more likely to get your hands on the smallpox virus than a properly illicit "French Postcard. via Pocket
  56. Dog of Wisdom - YouTube
  57. Steve Harvey Doesn't Want To Host Family Feud Anymore : videos
  58. Etsy – Jurassic Park Tire Cover — genius
  59. Taylor Swift Katy Perry Friendship Timeline
  60. Corey and Lori’s Quest Log » Blog Archive » The Tale of Eric and the Dread Gazebo — For those who play Dungeons and Dragons; the original tale of the Dread Gazebo and the story of how it spread.
  61. Things full of beans that shouldn't be full of beans - Album on Imgur — Weird, weird imgur album just full of things with beans in.
  62. Weird Brain 1 (2010) : Free Download & Streaming : Internet Archive
  63. A Letter To the US from John Cleese
  64. FRIDAY FAIL – The Burning Platform
  65. Skeptic » Reading Room » The Conceptual Penis as a Social Construct: A Sokal-Style Hoax on Gender Studies — “The conceptual penis as a social construct:” a Sokal-style hoax on gender studies by @peterboghossian and @GodDoesnt.
  66. The Ministry of GIFs
  67. history of the entire world, i guess - YouTube
  68. Postcards from the Frontiers of Science
  69. Hearthstone: Mulligans (episode 1)
  70. Buy the Shirt - heffermonkey — Danny is never taking Steve shopping ever again. Seduction in a fitting room, sex in a secluded place. Never, ever again.....maybe.

Buzzfeed

  1. 18 Memes That'll Make You Say, "How Did They Know I Do That Too?"
  2. 29 Fire Photo Captions That You Never Knew You Needed
  3. 30 Times Pop Stars Shaded The Shit Out Of Each Other In The Last Two Decades
  4. 17 Hilarious Tweets About Kids That Are Truly Savage
  5. Here Are 17 Memes For Anyone Who Dislikes Children, You're Welcome
  6. 15 Drunk People Who Were Too Pure For This Good Earth
  7. 17 "Me, Also Me" Memes That Are Uncomfortably Relatable
  8. 22 Pictures That Will Straight-Up FUCK You Up
  9. 25 Times Celebrities Had Absolutely Zero Chill On Talk Shows
  10. 14 Situations That Are Too Fucking Real If You Drink Alcohol
  11. 19 Memes Only People Who Hate Feelings Will Appreciate
  12. Choose 7 Cakes And We'll Tell You How Many Fucks You Give
  13. 21 Totally NSFW Photos Of Massive Cocks
  14. 17 Moms Who Are So Savage It's Inspiring
  15. Nicole Kidman Had The Best Response To A Chef Who Was Rude To Her On "Ellen"
  16. Build A Pizza And We'll Tell You Which Celebrity You'll Marry And Then Divorce
  17. If None Of These Hilarious Texts Make You Laugh, Nothing Will
  18. Build A Tinder Bio And We'll Tell You If You'll Be Forever Alone
  19. 19 Times Ikea Went Way, Way Too Far
  20. 19 Pictures That Prove Drunk People Are Actually Geniuses

Newsthump

  1. Roger Moore goes undercover for the last time
  2. Theresa May Weeble wobble toy becomes instant best seller
  3. Polite notice isn’t
  4. Pirates of the Caribbean series to be cut short at “around fifty films”
  5. Theresa May backpedals over BBC cameraman’s foot
  6. Apology
  7. John Terry retires from football to focus on adultery and racism
  8. Tories to allow day off work to leave elderly relative on mountain-top for vultures
  9. Saudi Arabia criticises Donald Trump over his treatment of women
  10. New health guidelines will put pictures of tramps on cans of Special Brew

The Daily Mash

  1. Trump converts to Islam
  2. Man convinced politics is bullshit despite knowing sod all about it
  3. John Terry’s Chelsea farewell ‘a bit over the top’, says North Korea
  4. Corbyn victory impossible because elections 100 per cent predictable these days
  5. You like this
  6. Everyone on crowded train delighted by precocious child
  7. Woman’s day ruined after discovering old school friend is successful
  8. Britain giving an absolutely massive f**k about Pippa Middleton’s wedding
  9. Assange to return favour by influencing Swedish election
  10. Drinkers eagerly waiting for cocktail barman to f**k up
  11. Middle-aged hamster buys expensive new wheel
  12. You need to ask if we need a wee every 90 seconds, children confirm
  13. Are these the arms of a supervillain? asks May
  14. All white people look alike to me, says Nuttall
  15. Don’t worry, there’s loads of ways around it, Tories reassure rich
  16. Pringles ‘eat your soul’
  17. Tory donors remind May they will hire as many immigrants as they f**king well feel like
  18. Landlord confirms that pint is meant to taste disgusting
  19. Robots enjoying May-Hammond rapport
  20. Every middle-class shopper has different list of things Aldi is good for

The Poke

  1. This truly wonderful Roger Moore story will soothe your aching soul
  2. ‘On a grim day for Manchester … all around there’s humanity and kindness’
  3. Saruman looks perfectly at home in the Donald Trump orb photo
  4. These two headlines create a certain irony when placed side by side
  5. Best 11 Twitter reactions to Andrew Neil’s BBC interview with Theresa May
  6. This is a unfortunate sticker choice for a book about Madeleine McCann
  7. Katie Hopkins has just called for a “final solution” in response to the Manchester bomb and Twitter has united to tell her to do one
  8. You won’t see a tweet summing up the “Dementia Tax” u-turn better than this
  9. Theresa May’s U-turns are starting to get out of hand
  10. Theresa May vs Andrew Neil – top trolling by BBC subtitlers
  11. Greggs have been making dresses out of salad
  12. Waiter forced to take up arms against a thieving seagull
  13. Student “sneaks” a quote from The Office into her yearbook
  14. Melania Trump – less keen on holding Donald’s hand than Theresa May
  15. Mayday! Mayday! Top 10 tweets after Theresa May’s ‘dementia tax’ U-turn
  16. Some election poster hacks are more subtle than others
  17. West Yorkshire Conservative candidate gets the full Partridge treatment
  18. 77,000 trees in Melbourne got their own email addresses to report vandalism – people write love letters instead
  19. Donald Trump owned by Church of Satan
  20. ‘Dear Dara and Briain’ Theresa May’s election circular suffers comedy fail

Reddit Funny

  1. So what did you learn at college honey?
  2. It happened. I'm a fucking Disney Princess, Reddit.
  3. 4 random Tibetan monks came into my drag show in Beijing after hearing music and laughter. The rest just happened naturally. The guy on the left is a natural.
  4. Deep breaths before the big dive
  5. What do you say when you weren't expecting a bridge to be there? ...
  6. Phrasing matters
  7. "Damn, good thing I didn't trip over that"
  8. Get your gifs from your local gif dealer.
  9. How to win the heart of a woman
  10. "How does she guess it right all the time!?"
  11. I saw this on a street sign by where I live
  12. My dog stole my wife's vibrator today and is very proud of himself.
  13. Act normal
  14. Really hooman?
  15. Absolute Agony!
  16. We got donuts for my son to bring to school for his 6th birthday....
  17. First one to pop the balloon wins
  18. Sign to cut down on cake
  19. Trying to pay your tab at the end of a long night
  20. when your man wants you ready in 10 seconds.
  21. Every day on the news
  22. Samuel L. Jackson 5
  23. Woman describing her favourite porn scene in crowd at sports event.
  24. Field of Fucks
  25. Sometimes my best good girl looks like Ed from the Lion King.
  26. I'm gonna die...NOT ME!
  27. Creative exhaust flap
  28. Real Disney Princesses have multiple birds!
  29. High ping in real life
  30. The sign on this strip club
  31. Yep. It's Been That Kind of Day.
  32. They see me rollin, they hatin
  33. So much pain...
  34. "Did you see that? It just went by here. What was it?"
  35. Are you responsible?
  36. So I hear Disney Princesses are welcome here?
  37. Come on, Shekira
  38. And that's why you don't leave your cat alone with the computer
  39. I hope Mike has found peace
  40. The philosophy of Dolly Parton
  41. Parker next to this car today. New kind of car alarm?
  42. Anything you can do I can do better...
  43. From roar to woah
  44. Surely this would cross everyone's mind
  45. Must have been a wild night!
  46. Chucky would not be a problem for this kid
  47. You're' OUT!
  48. Tigers are smarter than they look
  49. WHAT ARE THE CHANCES
  50. My 7 year old brother's friend from school sent him this while he was sick
  51. Traditional Japanese breakfast...
  52. Tank Girl as a toddler, I imagine.
  53. Virtually every meal I've ever made
  54. "Well, that's aesthetically pleasing" he said
  55. Attended a friend's graduation this past weekend, almost cried after hearing this name
  56. Good first date shirt, or airtravel!
  57. Blessedly breasted friend was excited about her new cat shirt until she realized how googly eyed she made the cat look.
  58. #JustGirlyThings
  59. My cat's trimmer broke 5 minutes after I started shaving his back. The replacement will come next week
  60. Watch and learn, Larry. We're going to get the hell out of this joint.
  61. You've fake thrown the ball for the last fucking time
  62. We have lost all of Lou's trust
  63. My uncle sent me this picture from an airport in India
  64. Alright, alright, alright
  65. This drunk woman had to be rescued from the kiddie pool today.
  66. Six Hours After Drinking That Five-Hour Energy Drink..
  67. Bathrooms at a bar in Grand Rapids MI
  68. when your mom doesn't know you're an alcoholic
  69. My cat is way too easily entertained.
  70. Busted
  71. To The Bat Pole!
  72. Junk food? Look again ;) Tip for future moms!
  73. Who are you callin' rim head?
  74. I am also a Disney Princess
  75. They had one job
  76. Some wisdom from a big leaguer
  77. Getting away with it ✔
  78. Bears are jerks....
  79. Friend mentioned the microwave at the office died. Eulogy Ensued.
  80. No time is not the time for Dad jokes
  81. Aliens are real
  82. Can you spare some change?
  83. I was taking pics with my selfie stick and my dog was watching me like this
  84. Turn the volume down to park
  85. How true is that ?? Lol
  86. My husband is also a princess
  87. My dog's a nosy neighbor.
  88. So my dog got stung by a bee
  89. Completely legit
  90. Truth
  91. The OTHER dude who can pull off a romper
  92. Omg in the stores in September?? 😂😂
  93. Great advertising for a bar....
  94. This "parking violation" my friend was given
  95. Poor main story picture and secondary story title placement.
  96. This happened every time I would watch Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
  97. At least they are honest about it
  98. Good thing I read it first
  99. Well, that was real quick.
  100. You had one job...

Cracked

  1. What I Learned Talking People Out Of Suicide
  2. How Pop Culture Literally Saved My Life
  3. When Politics Can't Stop The Good Guys From Winning
  4. 6 Reasons Why It's Impossible To Make Good Video Game Movies
  5. If Theme Parks Were Honest
  6. Your Anti-Trump Efforts Are Working
  7. 17 Backstage Photos That Will Immediately Improve Your Day
  8. 6 Facts That Will Clear Up Your Confusing Life
  9. Here's Some News About Trump, Congress, Putin, And More!
  10. A Simple Explanation Of Trump's Russia Scandal
  11. Do You Want To Build A Robot? 3 Totally Easy DIY Kits
  12. Here Are 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know, 5/21/17
  13. 7 WTF Sex Scenes That Will Destroy Your Sanity
  14. 5 Billionaires Who Pulled Some Monstrously 'Rich Guy' Moves
  15. Why Harry Potter And Hermione Should Have Ended Up Together
  16. There Is A Dark Secret In Trump's Emails To Supporters
  17. How A Great Sci-Fi Epic Got Buried Inside A Video Game
  18. Nature Documentaries Went Insane When You Weren't Looking
  19. 5 Reasons Why Method Acting Should Be Laid To Rest
  20. Cracked Book Club: Die Hard Sucks
  21. 15 Quick Charts To Help You Troubleshoot Daily Life
  22. 4 Logical Fallacies That People Use To Take Advantage Of You
  23. 11 Famous People You Never Realized Were Insanely Hot
  24. 5 New Technologies That Look So Needlessly Evil
  25. Vin Diesel's Accidentally Brilliant Website
  26. 6 Scary Realities Of Working With Actual Psychopaths
  27. What Life Is Like In Mar-a-Lago Now That Trump Is President
  28. Inside American Girl Place: Drama, Hookups, Vast Booze Menu
  29. 6 Annoying Movie Trends (And The Secret Reasons They Happen)
  30. The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/23/17)
  31. You Don't Need A Smartwatch
  32. 4 Items That Can Take On Anything The Internet Throws At You
  33. 6 Backward Ideas Hollywood Still Has About Men
  34. 5 Times Comics Were Eerily Right About The Future
  35. 10 Insane Old Websites Nobody Ever Thought To Delete

Fark

  1. "So to recap, a couple of white ladies learned to make burritos good while on vacation and now they are literally comparable to Hernán Cortés" [Facepalm]
  2. Truck plows into Delaware company AnalTech, releases odor ...obviously [Scary]
  3. Firefighters rescue ducklings that were swept down a storm drain. And by 'ducklings', I mean big, burly construction workers [Spiffy]
  4. Two men with dreadlocks, one wearing a Jamaican beanie, are wanted for attempting to rob a marijuana dispensary [Obvious]
  5. Woman, 43, arrested for "passionately kissing" 14-year-old. And she's not even a teacher (with mugshot) [Florida]
  6. Photoshop this peaking gator [Photoshop]
  7. Vanity Fair Star Wars covers indicate how the protagonists will split the party for The Last Jedi [Obvious]
  8. ISIS-linked fighters have taken over a city in the Philippines. President Duterte declares martial law [NewsFlash]
  9. Shut down the circus and the next thing you know clowns with bladed gloves are slashing folks in front of a taco joint [Scary]
  10. This day in 1934, Bonnie and Clyde shot to death in stolen Ford, proving once again it pays to take the rental car insurance [Fail]
  11. Awkward is that time the TSA found your 3-D printed mouse penis [Awkward]
  12. God removed from $1.3M mansion purchased for her by angels, put into jail by police. Well, I guess we see whose side the cops are on [Florida]
  13. Nothing says Happy Birthday like celebratory gunfire outside the Chuck E Cheese [Dumbass]
  14. If you've been feeding the growing army of mangy Florida raccoons, the police would like you to knock it off [Florida]
  15. Murder suspect who used big-penis defense found not guilty. Judge immediately issues gag order [Followup]
  16. Nobody panic. The peach still looks like a butt [Interesting]
  17. Trump backed out of talking to Israeli Knesset over fear of heckling, what a sad sad snowflake [Fail]
  18. Trump Swatted for Second Time [Creepy]
  19. Good news, everybody. CEO pay is rising again -- they got an average 8.5 percent raise last year. Let's all pull a little harder and sacrifice a little more, and maybe we can get that number into the double digits this year. COME ON, WE CAN DO IT [Cool]
  20. Two dead in Riverdale shooting. Suspect seen fleeing scene wearing crown, dropping burgers [Scary]
  21. Sir Roger Moore is off to that Casino Royale in the sky [Sad]
  22. Data breach releases names of 16,000 Florida concealed weapon carriers, giving hackers a list of people to back slowly away from and leave the hell alone [Florida]
  23. Iowa businessman discovers "Conservative Humor" is a lousy legal defense [Dumbass]
  24. Rhode Island finds locked vault in state house. Could contain old records or faceless horror [Interesting]
  25. Man captures terrifying footage of massive spider carrying mouse up a fridge. Naturally, being Australia, they have adopted it as a pet [Scary]
  26. While it's cool to find a few bucks under a couch cushion, woman discovers that her 30-year-old flea market ring is a 26-carat diamond worth $455,000 [Spiffy]
  27. Trump meets Abbas, confuses everyone by saying his favorite song by him was Fernando [Awkward]
  28. Evidently, Maine is home to the world's largest outlaw hovercraft gang [Sad]
  29. A look at what George Orwell got right and wrong about the future we live in [Creepy]
  30. Islamic State group 'claims the Manchester attack' [Followup]
  31. The Guardian spends a month with chemtrails conspiracy theorists from California and surprisingly comes out of it in OK condition [Weird]
  32. I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a whale blowing a rainbow out of its blowhole [Cool]
  33. Photoshop this dapper young man [Photoshop]
  34. Let's hope it was mouse sperm [Giggity]
  35. If you try to be a practicing vegetarian but occasionally slip up and eat bacon, it's okay. However moving forward you should probably just call yourself a reducetarian [Silly]
  36. Don't judge a book by its cover - especially when that book is face down [Amusing]
  37. The first American serial killer may have felt remorse for his crimes, after all [Sappy]
  38. You are one wild and crazy guy if you get shot in the head with an arrow and are still able to drive yourself home six miles away [Strange]
  39. Four baby squirrels needed to be rescued after their tails all got tangled together. That's nuts [Weird]
  40. This happened in Colorado, so clearly Lucifer's Lettuce has claimed another victim [Sick]
  41. Man and two women arrested for having sex on the deck of the Triple D Bar "right there, in the middle of the day, in broad daylight. In front of God and everybody" [Giggity]
  42. Weather man to climate change deniers - "Submit your evidence to peer reviewed journals or stfu" [Misc]