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The Onion

  1. Supreme Court Casually Mentions Nation Now Divided Into Six Provinces Ruled By Conservative Justices
  2. Justice Breyer Officially Retires
  3. Phil Mickelson: ‘Taking Money From The Saudis Leaves Less Money For The Next 9/11’
  4. Elmo Receives Vasectomy In PSA On Preventing Unwanted Pregnancies
  5. Amy Coney Barrett Worried Rest Of Feminist Book Club Mad At Her
  6. Nude Justice Breyer Leaves Supreme Court After Turning In His Robes
  7. Biggest Lies Americans Are Taught About The 4th Of July
  8. Completely Legal Reasons Pharmacists Can Use To Refuse Birth Control
  9. Airbnb Banning Party Houses Permanently
  10. Crime: How Our Manipulated And In Some Cases Completely False Data Shows Crime Is On The Rise
  11. The Causes Of Higher Gas Prices
  12. Man Disgusted After Shining Blacklight On Ejaculating Penis
  13. Military Recruiter Shows Up To Ultrasound
  14. Former Aide: Trump Was Told Protesters Had Weapons On Jan. 6
  15. Love Fact: Did You Know?
  16. The Onion Shares Its Social Media Guidelines For Reporters
  17. Migrant Imprisoned At Border Should Weep In English
  18. Hospital Vaporized By Powerful Blast Of Energy Released From Splitting Conjoined Twins
  19. Pete Buttigieg’s Locomotive Always Taking Up 2 Whole Parking Spots
  20. Americans Discuss Whether Biden Should Run Again
  21. Flu Vaccine Linked To 40% Reduced Risk Of Alzheimer’s Disease
  22. Funeral Procession Of Jeep Wranglers Suggests Epic Death
  23. Dumbass Kid Bringing Mitt To MLB Game Must Think He’s Actually Going To Play
  24. Ghislaine Maxwell Receives Lighter Sentence For Years Of Dedicated Work With Children
  25. Green Day’s Billie Joe Armstrong To Renounce U.S. Citizenship Over Roe v. Wade Ruling

Waterford Whispers

  1. Irish Universities To Relocate To China In Bid To Maximise Investment
  2. Jungle No Longer Massive, Environmentalists Fear
  3. Farmers Urged To Use More Gender Neutral ‘How’re They Cuttin?’ From Now On
  4. New Study Finds Old Study Was Talking Through Its Arse
  5. Man Discovered After Being Lost For Months In Dublin Airport
  6. “Sorry, I Asked For My Gin Cocktail To Be Served In A Fish Tank”
  7. World Leaders Vow To Cut Ties With Saudi Arabia Once Enough Money Made
  8. Incredible Job Interview Tips
  9. Irish Navy Down To Four Lads And A Raft
  10. Trump Threw Lunch At Wall On Jan 6th LOL, Also Plotted Coup

The Chive

  1. I want it. I want it now…(23 Photos)
  2. People who tried to use big words and it backfired in an even bigger way (22 Photos)
  3. Want to have some fun? These girls are here to show you how (24 Photos)
  4. Daily Dopamine Dump
  5. Restaurant Red Flags According to Chefs (15 Photos)
  6. The best CHIVE videos you need to see
  7. Insane competitive eating records that are hard to swallow (11 Photos)
  8. Memes about 88-mph…Too TRUE (35 Photos)
  9. Insane facts about Delta 8 you never knew (12 Photos)
  10. Brands wildin’ out on Twitter (37 Photos)

Pinboard Funny

  1. FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States — WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States c…
  2. The Onion | America's Finest News Source. — The Onion brings you all of the latest news, stories, photos, videos and more from America's finest news source.
  3. Макс Щербина on Twitter: "пизда! за якістю виконнання це тягне на трейлер першого фільму, на який я піду після перемоги https://t.co/vpgTdLBQri" / Twitter
  4. Fifth Annual Movie-Plot Threat Contest - Schneier on Security — The Boy who Didn’t Cry Wolf There was a boy tending the sheep who saw a strange shadow at the edge of the woods. The boy thought it might be a wolf, but he was unsure of what he’d seen and didn’t want to cause unnecessary alarm, so he said nothing. The next day…
  5. Found these in my MIL’s back storage room! VHS tape with BOTH spellings on it. : pics
  6. (19) Colin McFarlane🙏🏽🇺🇦 on Twitter: "WATCH!How’s self isolation going for families?U may have seen this already! SO funny it makes me laugh every time: Q ~Because of Coronavirus you are going to be quarantined but you have a choice do you a
  7. Debra on Twitter: "Bank: Purpose of loan? Me: LURPAK https://t.co/dV4ZAEqCHh" / Twitter — Bank: Purpose of loan? Me: LURPAK
  8. Fake Code!
  9. TikTok can’t stop users from doxxing the Supreme Court : technology — "In his dissent in the Texas sodomy case, Thomas wrote, “just like Justice Stewart, I ‘can find [neither in the Bill of Rights nor any other part of the Constitution a] general right of privacy,’" Such a shame that someone agreed with him about no right…
  10. Compound pejoratives on Reddit – from buttface to wankpuffin
  11. Terrible National Park Reviews Illustrated | Amusing Planet — 'The wonderful thing about online reviews is that you will find both five-star and one-star reviews for the exact same product, and this includes America’s most pristine and majestic natural wonders—the National Parks. Most of the bad reviews stem from people comp…
  13. (3) John Oliver's Void sings Goodbye ( H. Jon Benjamin ) Empty Chairs at Empty Tables - YouTube
  14. science diagrams & infographics that look like shitposts | Facebook
  15. My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours
  16. How to suck at your religion - The Oatmeal
  17. Toy Story 4 – 20 Movie Review — by Frank Yang (post) Toy Story was my favorite movie growing up. I had the entire collection. The fact that the toys could think without a brain made me explore dualism, monism, the existence of God, and nofap (see next slides). Toy Story 4 is weird as fuck for a Disney movie. Due to the psych…
  18. Qualia Production Presents: “The Seven Seals of Security” (and Other Communications from QRI Sweden) — By Maggie Wassinge and Anders Amelin (now QRI Sweden and HR helpers; see previous letters) Letter III: Donation Announcement Hi everyone! It’s Anders and Maggie in Stockholm, Sweden, here. Volunteers in human resource coord…
  19. German learns about tipping in the US
  20. The Japanese Tea Ceremony is an *experience*. None more than this one
  21. Miike Snow - Genghis Khan (Official Video) - YouTube — Love song between Bond and a super villain.
  22. Angels and Mariners benches clear, a breakdown - YouTube
  23. angel in the marble — The Pope commissions Arthur, a celebrated but notoriously difficult artist, to paint the Sistine Chapel ceiling frescoes. It's his nightmare. The issue? He's a sculptor, not a painter. Nobody seems to believe him about that little fact.
  24. Why didn't Gandalf own a Colt .45? - Featherless Bipeds — Part I of Why hasn't Middle Earth had an Industrial Revolution?
  25. Tansu YEĞEN on Twitter: "Wowww… https://t.co/0WjvbdLgmY" / Twitter
  26. qorg11.net - Fear and loathing in FreeBSD
  27. Tiny Tim on Roseanne - YouTube
  28. بولحية : أضعف كلا في لعبة فري فاير 😂 ريوك الاصلع | Free Fire — بولحية : أضعف كلا في لعبة فري فاير 😂 ريوك الاصلع | Free Fire بولحية : أضعف كلا في لعبة فري فاير 😂 ريوك الاصلع | Free Fire لشحن الجواهر يرجى تواصل مع : 0771112761 عبدو 0771113228 يوسف 0771115347 جهان 0771112768 حمزة music crédit by : 0:00 – 0:40 لمتابعتي على تطبيق…
  29. Tesla Fanboys in a Nutshell — Amusing video about build quality and toyishness of Teslas.
  30. Harry on Twitter: "What if Lewis Hamilton just tweeted ‘Who the fuck is Nelson Piquet?’ then closed twitter" / Twitter — What if Lewis Hamilton just tweeted ‘Who the fuck is Nelson Piquet?’ then closed twitter
  31. @shitlondonguinness • Instagram photos and videos — Documenting all of the shite pints of Guinness in London. For my sins. @beautifulpints for good pints (Guinness monitor it and visit all the pubs tagged to teach them how to pour a good one)
  32. The Most Consciousness-Altering Things That Have Happened in ‘Westworld’ - The Ringer
  33. Getting Past French Immigration | Foil Arms and Hog - YouTube
  34. The Fourth Sunday of Lent - YouTube — The Litany of Grievances starts around 40:30.
  35. Stephen Colbert, John Stuart: Best Emmy Moment Ever - YouTube — "Hello godless sodomites." "We're here to honor achievement in that category. BY GIVING YOU A GOLDEN IDOL! Kneel before your god [emmy trophy] Babylon." I could of lost to Wolverine, he's got claws for hands.
  36. COVID Standard Time
  37. ESPN’s First Take - SNL - YouTube
  38. Apple’s MacBook Pro M2 sent me on a journey to kill its battery - The Verge
  39. Urban Dictionary: Fauxvid 19 — When celebrities who want to restart their career claim to have had Covid 19 without any supporting medical evidence
  40. Samuel L. Jackson Calls Out Clarence Thomas for Leaving Interracial Marriage Off List of Targets : entertainment — I think Lindsey Graham once said something along the lines of “You could shoot Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and no Senator would vote to convict.” *** I like Ted Cruz more than most of my colleagues do…
  41. A frog so small, it could not frog | Hacker News
  42. Above Honey and Everything — A honeymoon, an oath, and a morning to remember.
  43. A Frog So Small, It Could Not Frog
  44. A Frog So Small, It Could Not Frog - The Atlantic
  45. long man : funny — Wow, what a funny series of commercials. It's obviously Japanese, for a product called Sakeru Gummy and the series must be called Sakeru Gummy vs Looong Sakeru Gummy, because that's the theme they keep coming back to. Great example of a series of commercials that keep a running narrative, have a recurring …
  46. A Guide To Asking Robots To Design Stained Glass Windows
  47. maybe maybe maybe : maybemaybemaybe
  48. Maybe maybe maybe : maybemaybemaybe
  49. Avishai Ish-Shalom on Twitter: "insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results Probability is doing the same thing over and over again and getting different results. ¯_(ツ)_/¯" / Twitter
  50. I fucking hate Jira. — Agree 100%. JIRA is supposed to be a means, not an end itself. Half of my organization believes they are generating value by adding new issues into JIRA. JIRA helps reinforce a dogmatic attitude that the “hows” are more important than the “whys”, and thus issues that could be succinctly described in 20…
  51. Karate Body! (Official Music Video) NEW SONG from "Kooky Spooky... in Stereo!" by The Aquabats! - YouTube
  52. "Super Rad!" - The Aquabats! Music Video - YouTube
  53. Tabs versus Spaces - YouTube
  54. Judge John Hodgman on Phish Shows - The New York Times
  55. The Grug Brained Developer
  56. The time Life and Death swapped jobs
  57. Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: A Fictional Letter Written to a Fictional Person About a Real Struggle | by Jack Dire | Medium — Dear Guy Who Just Made My Burrito: A Fictional Letter Written to a Fictional Person About a Real Struggle
  58. Airplane employee has enough of idiot passengers 😂 : PublicFreakout
  59. REAL and ORIGINAL Death Waltz found! (+Sheet Music) - YouTube — MIDI by: unknownSong by: John StumpI downloaded this MIDI from TheTrustedComputer. He says only a handful of the original MIDI are on the internet. But the M...
  60. le dollar bean — stop what you’re doing and watch this — Joe Lycett and how to avoid paying a parking ticket. Funny vid
  61. Tad Piesakowski #FBPE #alsoacyclist on Twitter: "@jkiggins @UOW Intriguing, but it would take something very special to beat the London Bridge shadows and their juxtapositioning alongside the Palace of Westminster 😏 https://t.co/T755I8mRh2" / Twitter
  62. /r/ healthyhooha Ob/Gyn Doctor Reddit Reaction - YouTube
  63. ‘I’ve had 10 affairs – I wasn’t that sort of woman when I arrived on Corrie!’ Britain’s longest serving soap stars tell all | Soap opera | The Guardian
  64. Harder Drive: Hard drives we didn't want or need - YouTube
  65. Darcy Lewis: Office Manager - boombangbing - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own] — “He's doing this on purpose, right?” Jane says quietly, leaning towards Darcy. Darcy takes the pen that she's been chewing on out of her mouth. “Totally doing it on purpose.” They lapse back into silence, and watch as Tony bends fur…
  66. 45 Brutal Wives Whose Tweets Deserve Some Seriously Loud Laughter
  67. PARTS APART / PARTS À PART - Iris Colomb
  68. SPITTINGS - Iris Colomb
  69. ‘Twiddle a knob and make a face’ – Norman Cook on his mental health DJ classes | Fatboy Slim | The Guardian
  70. Moving next door to a Lidl was the best decision of my life | Zoe Williams | The Guardian — But more than that, it is like a safari. Lidl never has the same things twice. Its priorities are wild. You will rarely find what you were looking for (gardening gloves), but you will certainly find something much better (a garden air…

Buzzfeed

  1. He's A 5, But He Skateboards — Is His Score Going Up Or Down?
  2. I Am Genuinely Curious If You Think These 35 Celebrities Deserve Their Own Biopics Or Not
  3. These Are The "Sexiest Men Alive" From The Past 35 Years, I'm Curious If You Think 2022 Chris Evans Could Beat Them
  4. I Love All Chrises (Except One), But The Time Has Come For Me To Make A Definitive Ranking Of Every Famous Chris
  5. Britney Spears Just Bought A New House, And The Pictures Show It's The Most Britney Spears House Ever
  6. Who's Your "Stranger Things" Boyfriend?
  7. Play A Round Of M.A.S.H To Reveal What Your Life Would Be Like In The "Stranger Things" Universe
  8. People Are Split Over Whether These 15 "Stranger Things" Actors Would Be Famous Without The Show
  9. Are You A Kid, Teen, Adult, Or Elderly Person Based On The Clothes You Buy?
  10. Let's Find Out Which "Stranger Things" Character With Whom You're The Most Spiritually And Emotionally Aligned
  11. Want Me To Guess Your Zodiac Sign? Eat At A Fancy Restaurant To Find Out
  12. 16 Memes From Internet History And What They Look Like In The Present Day
  13. I Am Genuinely Curious If You Think These 50 Blake Lively Outfits Are Actually As Gorgeous As Everyone Else Thinks They Are
  14. Here Are 47 "Stranger Things" Characters — You Better Remember At Least 30
  15. What’s Your Friendship Rating?
  16. Okay, But Can We *Actually* Guess Your Zodiac Sign Based On Your Breakfast Preferences?
  17. Are You An Introvert Or An Extrovert?? Decorate A Bougie New Apartment To Find Out
  18. Which New "Stranger Things" Character Matches Your Personality?
  19. Your Seemingly Random Playlist Preferences Will Reveal What Movie Genre You Embody
  20. I'm Giving You $3.99 Million To Design A New House — Buy It And I'll Guess Your Zodiac Sign
  21. Bake Me A Cake That Is 100% Delicious And I'll Guess Your Zodiac Sign
  22. Answer These 8 Questions With Total Honesty And We'll Tell You Which "Stranger Things" Character You're Most Like
  23. It's Weird For Sure, But I Can Totally Guess Your Zodiac Sign Based On The Way You Take Your Coffee
  24. Pretend To Be A Rat For 24 Hours And I'll Determine If You'd Survive Or Not
  25. 41 People Who Couldn't Predict In A Million Years The Grave Mistakes They Were About To Make
  26. Can You Identify 55/60 Harry Potter Characters?
  27. People Are Divided On Whether Or Not These 31 Actors Would've Still Been Famous Without Their Hit Franchise Roles
  28. Julia Fox Went Grocery Shopping In Her Underwear And She Thinks It Should Be Socially Acceptable
  29. Harry Styles Is Considered A Style Icon, But I'm Curious If You Think These Outfits Hit Or Missed
  30. These 30 Things From Kim Kardashian's House Are Super Weird To Some, So I'm Curious What You Think Of Them
  31. I Bet I Can Guess Your Exact Age Based On The Clothes You're Wearing Right Now
  32. I Am Genuinely Curious If You Think These 50 Kim Kardashian Outfits Are Actually Cool Or Uncool
  33. Promise You Won’t Freak Out Or Anything, But We Can Guess Your Age Based On Your 2000s Movie Preferences
  34. Tell Me If You Think These Very Divisive Foods (Like Cilantro) Are A "Yum" Or "Yuck" To You
  35. 44 People Who Woke Up And Suddenly Lost All Of Their Common Sense
  36. Everyone Is Obsessed With Harry Styles And Chris Evans, So Let's See Who You'd Pick In These 33 Difficult Scenarios
  37. Let's Decide If These 48 Celebs Actually Followed The 2022 Met Gala Theme Or Completely Disregarded The Assignment To Begin With
  38. 47 Horrendous Apartment And House Designs That — I Kid You Not — Actually Exist
  39. Your Age Is Super Obvious Based On The Disney Family You Build And The Disney Foods You Eat
  40. "Heartstopper" Is One Of The Best New Shows On Netflix — Now It's Time To Find Out Which Character You Are
  41. Everyone Loves To Criticize Celebs For Not Following The Met Gala Theme, So Let's Decide If These 45 Celebs Did Or Not
  42. Believe It Or Not, We Can Guess Your Zodiac Sign Based On Your Seemingly Random Preferences
  43. Your Taste In Pizza Will Reveal Your Taste In Men
  44. I Am Genuinely Curious If You Know Who These Celebrities Over 80 Years Old Are
  45. 75 Things Basically Everyone Has Experienced But Would Never, Ever Dare Talk About
  46. Yes, Yes We Can Guess Your Zodiac Sign In Just 7 Questions
  47. No Offense, But You'll Never Be Anywhere As Funny As These 46 People
  48. I Ate 22 Beloved '90s Kids Snacks To See How They Are As An Adult And Some Are Still Great But Others, Not So Much
  49. Let's See How Accurate This 29-Song Quiz Is At Guessing Your Age
  50. This Career Aptitude Test Is Scientifically Proven To Reveal Your Dream Job
  51. I Am Genuinely Curious If You Think These 45 Sometimes Divisive Comedians Are Funny Or Just Cringe
  52. If You Know Which Of These Disney Princess Dresses Are Real, Then You're A Disney Genius
  53. Stray Kids Spoke About Their Appreciation For Their Fans And Their Latest Billboard Chart Position With Their Album "ODDINARY"
  54. These 13 Things Are Repulsive To Some People, But Normal To Others — Tell Me Where You Stand
  55. Build A Cafeteria Lunch Tray And We'll Reveal Which Clique You Belong In
  56. Could You Spend $1 Million Dollars In A Week?
  57. Which "Turning Red" Character Are You?
  58. There Are Two Types Of Eaters In This World — Plate People And Bowl People. Who Are You?
  59. "Please Stop With This Narrative": 30 People Who Got Called Out On Social Media For Bending The Truth
  60. This Quiz Is Designed To Specifically And Accurately Guess Your Birth Year Based On The 10 Musical Artists You Choose
  61. Make An Iced Coffee And I'll Guess Your Age
  62. 20 Cringey And Weird Things Celebrities Did At The Beginning Of The Pandemic That Are Wild To Look Back On Now
  63. I Doubt You Can Even Make It To $250,000 In This "Encanto"-Themed "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" Quiz
  64. I'm Not Saying I'm Psychic, But I Only Need 9 Questions To Correctly Guess Your Zodiac Sign
  65. This Disney Movie Quiz That Guesses Your Age Is Only 10% Wrong
  66. Let's See Which Of The 50 States You Belong In Based On The Foods You've Tried
  67. The "Turning Red" Cast Found Out Which Character They Are, And Now It's Your Turn
  68. Choose A Food For Every Letter Of The Alphabet And We'll Guess Your Eye Color With Astounding Accuracy
  69. 28 Funny Test Answers That Will Make You Laugh Way, Wayyyy Harder Than They Should
  70. You're Basically A Madrigal If You Can Decipher These "Encanto" Emoji Clues
  71. Too Lazy To Cook? Try Out These 6 TikTok Air Fryer Recipes
  72. Go To A Kids Food Buffet And We'll Guess Your First Initial With Scary Accuracy
  73. Eat At A Hotel Buffet For A 6-Course Meal And I'll Guess Your Zodiac Sign With 99% Accuracy
  74. Can I Guess Your Exact Age With Just 13 Simple Questions
  75. If You Can Cook Dinner For Four People Without Spending More Than $20, You Seriously Deserve An Award
  76. People Love To Argue About Whether Or Not It's Gross To Refrigerate These 30 Items, So Let's Decide Who Is Right
  77. It's Simple: Choose Between McDonald's And Taco Bell, And We Guess Your Age
  78. Everyone Has A Squishmallow That Matches Their Personality — Here's Yours
  79. I Can Guess Your Age Based On Your Snack Opinions
  80. This "Encanto" Quiz Only Has Questions About Mirabel — Let's See How Much You Really Know About Her
  81. If You Can Identify Literally Just Half Of These Pictures, Congratulations! You're Officially Old
  82. I'm Sorry To Tell You That If You — Or Your Parents — Owned Even 20 Of These Things Growing Up, You Were The Rich Friend
  83. I'm Genuinely Curious If You Would Divorce Your Partner Over These 19 Things
  84. These Are 21 Of Netflix's Most-Watched Shows Ever — Which Ones Have You Seen Every Episode Of?
  85. 20 Celebrity Wax Figures That Are So Bad, They're Unrecognizable, And 20 That Are Genuinely So Good
  86. It's Obvious What Type Of Men You Attract Based On Your Messy Food Preferences
  87. Sorry, But There's Absolutely Zero Chance You'll Pass This Weird American Stuff Quiz If You Don't Live In The United States
  88. I’m Not Exactly Psychic, But I Can Still Guess Your Age And Zodiac Sign Based On Your Fried Food Preferences
  89. 38 Pictures That Will Completely Alter Your Perception Of Figure Skating Forever, Like It's No Joke
  90. "Hot" Or "Not" Some '00s Fashion To Find Out If You're Trendy
  91. 37 Passive-Aggressive People Who Were Hilariously Entertaining
  92. I'm Genuinely Curious If You Think These Celebrity Men Were Hotter In Their 20s Or Now
  93. These 35 People Were Once Considered The Funniest In The Business, I'm Curious If You Still Think So
  94. You Can Only Pick One Iconic Zendaya Look For Every Color Of The Rainbow, And Sorry, But It's Pretty Hard
  95. This In-Depth Personality Test Will Reveal Your Red And Green Flags
  96. Nate Jacobs Is One Of The Absolute Worst People, So I Was Curious If You Think These People Could Defeat Him
  97. This Tarot Card Simulation Will Predict Your Love Life

Newsthump

  1. Tories reminded that they don’t live in a Carry On film
  2. Vladimir Putin admits he’s never felt safer as 5′ 2″ 91-year-old insists he’d take a bullet for him
  3. Man who believed he could fly, now just believes he could die – in prison
  4. Competitive Dad intensively training son in egg and spoon technique ahead of school sports day
  5. Angry Birds, Deliveroo integration: Javid announces new NHS App features
  6. ‘If Putin were a woman I’d have probably had her’ claims Boris Johnson
  7. England to seek referendum on independence from Westminster
  8. Ghislaine Maxwell sentenced to twenty years in prison or life, whichever comes first
  9. You’ll vote again and again until you give the answer I want, pledges Nicola Sturgeon
  10. Apple unveils new digestible AirPods due to increased customer demand

The Daily Mash

  1. The Englishman abroad’s guide to foreigners’ bloody ridiculous customs
  2. ‘I walked in and Gavin Williamson was rimming a tarantula’
  3. Have you had enough Paul McCartney to last a f**king lifetime? Take our quiz
  4. Man horrified at the kind of twat who’d get his YouTube recommendations
  5. Five photos every dickhead takes on holiday
  6. Great bullies of history, from Gripper Stebson to Meghan Markle
  7. Six positive things to say about women that are actually a f**king insult
  8. Are you a massive school run wanker? Take our quiz
  9. Steve Bray ‘could have played more dubstep’, agrees parliament
  10. How to be a dick and leave a voice message
  11. Sitting in the front seat of a taxi, and other mysterious life rules you should never break
  12. Six musical artists who had f**king awful image changes
  13. Scotland acting like there’s something bad about England again
  14. Five reasons British people are obsessed with Wimbledon that have f**k all to do with tennis
  15. The six most f**ked-up accents in film history
  16. How to cope with wildly successful celebrities way younger than you
  17. Britain announces plan to break law, like all successful lawbreakers
  18. How to erroneously believe you’re the best boss any employee could ever ask for
  19. How to live with the shame of a holiday in the UK, by a middle-class family
  20. Six professions that could be on strike now and you wouldn’t have f**king noticed

The Poke

  1. Newspaper letter of the day
  2. An obnoxious tourist kicked off over dogs in cafés and the internet dubbed them ‘the asshole’
  3. What clichés about the UK do you hate hearing? – 17 recurring themes
  4. The ‘Most Wuthering Heights Day Ever’ might be the best collective activity you can do in public
  5. Boris Johnson’s reaction to Turkey’s President Erdoğan is the funniest jump scare you’ll see today
  6. Nadine Dorries’ cringeworthy rugby fail had sports fans facepalming into next week
  7. 23 of the funniest exchanges from ‘Texts with Threatening Auras’ on Instagram
  8. Lauren Boebert wants the US to become a theocracy – only 9 responses you need
  9. Tinder exchange of the week
  10. Jennifer Lopez’s return to her old home didn’t quite go to plan and it’s a fabulous watch
  11. Bernie Ecclestone says he would take a bullet for Putin – 11 shots on target
  12. The babysitter’s takedown of this outrageously entitled parent is simply magnificent
  13. The replies to this maths problem will have you facepalming into next week
  14. Angela Rayner’s epic takedown of Dominic Raab just gets better and better
  15. Honest Trailers turned to the dark side with this brutal take on Obi-Wan Kenobi
  16. People love this guy and his snack stopping the traffic for an abortion rights march
  17. Prince Charles’ I will stop accepting suitcases of cash’ t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his shirt
  18. Angela Rayner had the best response to Dominic Raab’s PMQs wink and ‘opera’ jibe
  19. Americans just discovered the electric kettle – 23 boiling hot responses
  20. Andrea Leadsom said it was ‘violent’ to protest with a loudhailer – 13 comebacks worth shouting about

Reddit Funny

  1. Emotional confusion
  2. Don't forget to pay your developers...
  3. Oneteen onety one.
  4. Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain alone
  5. Havana, Cuba has a public statue of a nude woman riding a giant cock.
  6. So um, I saw this card in a Cracker Barrel
  7. I bought a vacuum sealer and have exactly 0 self control
  8. I recall doing a math problem about this dude
  9. He’s just warming up
  10. A little fishy
  11. Tom, the strongest thing ever 😄
  12. My daughter learning a lesson at the fair.
  13. I never would have expected watching our son poop be such a parenting highlight.
  14. Ah yes, my favorite show
  15. The toy telephone that Samuel L. Jacksons had in his childhood
  16. Some say he's still rolling to this day
  17. I just love this cat.
  18. do you like sausage?
  19. My dog insists on sitting next to me so if someone is in his way he squeezes himself in like this
  20. humans i am having fun
  21. I may die laughing at this 🤣
  22. The spoon game lol
  23. my home; where even the birds are cunts
  24. Pass the Marmalade (from "A Bit of Fry & Laurie", 1989)
  25. Extra leak protection!
  26. For those about to shop...
  27. Jeff Goldblum as Elvis
  28. Boss monster's POV
  29. (OC) I'm a bad boy.
  30. A smudge on my basil
  31. A+ to the marketing team
  32. My six year old nephew told me he made something special for my birthday and handed me a card. He Rickrolled me.
  33. Shipping is getting ridiculous!
  34. Bad parking job
  35. Zendaya and Tom Holland
  36. It's hot outside.
  37. Turn up the volume
  38. Let me tell you something...
  39. My home town radio station has ‘rage - killing in the name’ on repeat for 15 hours straight
  40. At my local grocery store
  41. Courtesy of the gentleman
  42. No wifi necessary
  43. HOLY WATER
  44. I think Walmart is trying to tell me something..
  45. I just want to eat.
  46. My trash can is giving off a mood
  47. Exposing the deep state through soup
  48. Have a good day Sir!
  49. Part three of not b eing an asshole
  50. It'll be fine, bud. I don't even know why you're upse.... wooaahh! ok,,,
  51. How parts of songs were made (turn up the volume)
  52. The exorcism performed by uncle ruckus
  53. Frogerick's day-to-day. Next up is A day in the life of Croaky. Enjoy.
  54. Robert Cop, my childhood hero! "The Furniture of Law Enforcement" "I'll Be Back"
  55. Surgery cannot stop the finger guns!
  56. I'd like to rename this 3 mile stretch of road "Highway 69".
  57. He must have got caught cheating haha
  58. One for Friday, have a great weekend 🍻
  59. Dwayne is indeed one of the most famous heroes of ww2
  60. finally we knew now what's inside 😆
  61. “Chocolate’s better than sex.” This guy- “why not both?”
  62. Birthday card my daughter wrote me. I hate peas.
  63. Damn Lotrimin, calm down…we get it!
  64. From the mind that brought you “Trapped in the Closet”
  65. Boob police patrolling the tity
  66. Don't throw it on the ground, throw it at the turtles!
  67. My favorite review on Amazon so far for a Versace perfume 😂
  68. Ice Cold
  69. Synchronized team has to work on synchronisation
  70. For some reason I'm not so sure...
  71. Looking Creepy At Victoria Secret
  72. This man was none of those things
  73. DIY Pasta (shelf made)
  74. Okay but do they have something for a calmer person?
  75. Cat know what to do
  76. Saw a proud mom going for a walk with her kid in the stroller today.
  77. Letterkenny - Explaining a Pap Smear
  78. my little cat Remi is hunting a fly🤣
  79. Wait… Ronald McDonald is German?
  80. Jennifer Lopez getting humbled
  81. Long jump preparation
  82. Melon threatens to destroy bed over cheeseburger
  83. I wonder what adults did before sleep was invented
  84. Then it’s a good job I’m not outside of my country
  85. Big Feelings [OC]
  86. Deep down, even Canadians feel it.
  87. I did not notice my dog on the couch until I went to grab that throw blanket to snuggle up with. No idea how she got her pudgy arse up there without knocking any pillow-cushions off..
  88. I found this on my 9th grade text book
  89. Found a 1934 English book for 3rd/4th graders. This was written in the back.
  90. identity crisis (oc)
  91. THOT patrol, your tax dollars at work.
  92. A joke about music
  93. Got a new phone case today. How do they know I don’t know how to dance?
  94. Guess what the lyrics are in the comments section
  95. The two top radio hosts in BC were laid off today and the station has been playing killing in the name non stop for 9h now
  96. what are you doooooing......
  97. This dog looks like she's tired of daily grind
  98. Hot Dog Holder
  99. R Kelly sentenced for 30 years...Remember this Boondocks clip about his first trial way back?
  100. Inform the masses

Cracked

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  35. A 'Digimon' Game Has The Darkest Sidequest Of All Time

Fark

  1. Du nuh... Du nuh... Du nuh [Scary]
  2. Not News: More Arizona tourists traveling to Southern California as summer heats up. News: Abortion tourism [Murica]
  3. Autonomous Cruise cars mysteriously all gather at intersection in San Francisco for an autonomous side show, blocking traffic for hours. Stephen King seen nearby furiously taking notes [Weird]
  4. This is how I show my love / I made it in my mind because / Blame it on my ADD, baby...SAIL [Cool]
  5. Suddenly, kangaroo [Silly]
  6. Maybe they should train surveillance cameras on their speed cameras to prevent theft? [Obvious]
  7. Really, who builds an eel pit in their own home? Eel trifecta in play. C'mon hovercraft, time to shine [Sappy]
  8. You may want to sit down for this, but people will be traveling over the July 4th weekend [Obvious]
  9. 🎵The man in the sack had another wife's snack, and it turned into a cruiseline blitz🎵 [Giggity]
  10. Oompa, Loompa, Doopity-Doo. We've got a problem with binding goo. Oompa, Loompa, Doopity-Dey. You may just get infected today [Repeat]
  11. Everything's bigger in Texas, ignorance edition [Fail]
  12. Police to pay $90,000 to black man they arrested on some white guy's warrant [Followup]
  13. Should have put it out when it was just sizzling ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [Awkward]
  14. Why get all sweaty and tired riding your motorcycle to Sturgis? Just fly out and rent one at the airport [Facepalm]
  15. Dam, that's jammed [Awkward]
  16. Do you have what it takes to make it as a church usher? Take this quiz and find out [Survey]
  17. Subby is hoping his house turns into oceanfront property soon. The lawn furniture keeps falling over, though [Scary]
  18. Employee found dead inside building near Dworshak Reservoir. Dam [Sad]
  19. Fleeing a murder charge to another country will not work if you leave a paper trail the whole way there [Followup]
  20. Spirits tell Florida Man to set his boss's house on fire, be they gin, rum or good, old whisky [Florida]
  21. Suddenly, eels [Strange]
  22. Photoshop this fashion statement [Photoshop]
  23. Police, looking for arsonist, subpoena Google to get the IP address of anyone who Googled the house address 15 days prior to the fire. Smart criminals use Startpage.com for their criminal search needs [Awkward]
  24. Hells Angels founder dies, somehow peacefully [Sad]
  25. With the price of fuel so high, Vermont decides to *checks notes* raise the gas tax? [Dumbass]
  26. Pro-tip: if you think God is trying to tell you to not kill your wife, ffs don't kill your wife [Creepy]
  27. I got 99 problems and beaches with holes is one of them [News]
  28. Photoshop this linear equation [Photoshop]
  29. 4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. Shirtless Putin Poor Decision Farting Waffle Mr Happy Face edition [Live]
  30. Egypt's planned new "dickwaving" capital in the desert is a monument to Ozymandias' ego, Akhenaten's hubris, Dubai's excess, Third Reich propaganda architecture and Phoenix's golf courses and lawns everywhere logic [Facepalm]
  31. Oh nothing, just some 'very dangerous' nuclear warheads have been spotted careening down UK motorways on truck convoys. Safe nuclear warheads apparently unavailable [Scary]
  32. Monkeypox is showing up in San Francisco wastewater [Interesting]
  33. King's tomb has been discovered fully intact... in Delaware [Silly]
  34. Ukraine has retaken Snake Island, which will be immediately be put back into service as a forward outpost for telling Russian troops to go fark themselves [Hero]
  35. You don't have to run faster than the bison, you just have to run faster than your small child and hope a random bystander takes action to save them [Followup]
  36. The home features windows on all sides and features a "breathtaking view of the Tulsa Skyline." Fails without dog-walking treadmill [Obvious]
  37. Today's 2hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave is being preempted for a collection of cover tunes unlike any other. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound like on pastFORWARD #362: Trifectarama 2022™. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options [Live]
  38. NATO officials surprised to find Russian salad on the menu. Russian salad is of course a combination of polonium, vegetables and mayonnaise [Amusing]
  39. Don't forget the laurels with your hearty handshakes today [Obvious]
  40. In other news, there's a Guinness world record for.....*checks notes*...... walking with a guitar balanced on your chin [Stupid]
  41. Move over giant Burmese pythons and make room for the the giant African land snails [Florida]
  42. Moscow mall opens for Russian business after big brand exodus. The new Oldsmobiles are a little late but you can still get KFC or Nike [Followup]
  43. Planning to jailbreak your buddies arrested during earlier protest action? Don't plan it on social media [Dumbass]
  44. On This Day: 30 June 2008 [Unlikely]
  45. Putin's nipples get twisted after G7 leaders mock his topless horse riding display [Followup]
  46. Man left with "whistling scrotum" after botched surgery. On a related note, I ordered that cocktail in Amsterdam once [Sick]
  47. Photoshop this old car somewhere unexpected [Photoshop]
  48. Today in history a mystery explosion 1000 times greater than Hiroshima rattled Siberia and flattened an estimated 80 million trees [Vintage]
  49. Another day, another cop using police databases to stalk women on Onlyfans [Sick]
  50. IVF clinics in the United States of Gilead are in a panic as what are they supposed to do with all of their unused fertilized embryos they have sitting in the freezer since disposing them would be considered abortion now [Interesting]