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The Onion

  1. Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
  2. Nation’s Relatives Call For Little Zoom Tour Of Your Apartment
  3. Nation Even More Unsure Than Usual Whether To Hug Cousin
  4. Americans Celebrate Thanksgiving
  5. Parents Allow Excited Children To Tear Open One Turkey For Thanksgiving Eve
  6. Unexplained Metal Monolith Discovered In Utah
  7. Biden Receives First Box Of Wadded-Up Napkins And Receipts Comprising Trump Intelligence Briefing
  8. Brief Viewing Of BET Ushers Caucasian Into Alternate World Of African American Advertisements
  9. Tommy Tuberville Slammed For Using Free Car, Auburn Cheerleaders To Recruit 5-Star Senate Intern
  10. Vast Beauty Of Infinite Creation Dimly Reflected In Glare On TV Screen
  11. Jo Jorgensen Supporters Go Back To Talking Excitedly About Submarines
  12. Gamers, We Pulled Some Strings And We’re Pleased To Announce That The Common Loon Is Now Officially The Gaming Bird
  13. Humane Society Urges Americans To Opt For Shelter Turkey This Thanksgiving
  14. Millions Travel Home For Thanksgiving Despite CDC Warnings
  15. White House Guests Sprayed With Viscera After Pardoned Turkey Wanders Into Landscaping Crew’s Wood Chipper
  16. Staff Slowly Introducing Biden To Oval-Shaped Rooms For Smoother Transition To White House
  17. GM To Recall 7 Million Vehicles
  18. Grief Psychologists Say Best Way To Cope With Death In The Family Is Dropping 50 In NBA Game
  19. CDC Shuts Down Thanksgiving Travel By Carrying Out Simultaneous Attacks On All Of Nation’s Airports, Train Stations
  20. Health Department Adds Steps To Heimlich Maneuver Poster Where Choking Victim Finishes Food They Coughed Up
  21. Facts Carefully Redacted From Travel Story To Avoid Revealing It Mission Trip
  22. ‘Toy Story’ Turns 25
  23. Report: At Least Flight Home To Be Little Less Crowded
  24. Giuliani Wheels Straitjacket-Wearing Trump Into Courtroom In Bid To Win Election With Insanity Defense

Waterford Whispers

  1. Could Your Neighbour Be A Mink? 5 Telltale Signs
  2. Respectful Media Publication Declines To Mention How Mad For Coke Maradona Was
  3. McEntee Brings Doctors Note To Dáil Explaining She Has Lost Her Voice
  4. Jaws Music Begins Spontaneously Playing After Every Mention Of Brexit
  5. Man Speaks 450% Louder When On A Video Call
  6. ‘Ireland AM’ Found To Be Squatting & Filming In Dublin Home For Years
  7. Online Ad Wondering If You Would Like To Buy Product You Just Bought
  8. Trump Proposes ‘Odd Couple’ Solution To Incoming Biden Administration
  9. Local Dose Into The Whiskey Now
  10. Biden Nominates Fidel Castro As Treasury Secretary

The Chive

  1. Memes you’ll only relate to if you’re a hot f*#kin mess (30 Photos)
  2. Happy Thanksgiving Everybody!! (55 Photos)
  3. Basting some Bob’s Burgers Thanksgiving facts (14 GIFs)
  4. BANGin’ HOT…and I think you’ll agree (40 Photos)
  5. Daily Morning Awesomeness (38 Photos)
  6. I like what I’m seeing here….(19 Photos)
  7. Daily Dopamine Dump
  8. Some damn good (mostly dirty) jokes to blurt out this Thanksgiving (18 GIFs)
  9. A single violent sneeze, and these tops are done for (36 Photos)
  10. Anya Joy doesn’t think she’s “pretty enough” for film… We disagree. (15 Photos)

Pinboard Funny

  1. Email a dumpster fire | H.E.R.L.
  2. Retail Therapy: Pizza Hut brings the ultimate comfort this year | Retail Dive — It's been another weird week in retail and, with Thanksgiving right around the corner, we're taking a look at some of the most absurd food-related products.  Pizza Hut released a product that redefines comfort food, Bud Light and Philadelphia Cr…
  3. KAREN METAL - YouTube
  4. (7) The West Wing - President Bartlet calls the Butterball hotline - YouTube
  5. Daring Fireball: Go SMS Pro, a Popular Android Messaging App, Exposed Millions of Users’ Private Photos and Files
  6. Email a dumpster fire | H.E.R.L.
  7. Gnome launched into space in a real-life reenactment of a Half Life 2 achievement — A new achievement called "Gnome Alone" was added to [Half-Life 2: Episode Two, Half-Life: Alyx, and Left 4 Dead 2], and the description sums up exactly what's going on. "If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launch…
  8. Twitter — He's just all talk. #designthinkingcomic #designthinking #designtwitter #designhumor #productdesign #uxdesign #uidesign #visualdesign #comics #webcomic #funny #⃝design
  9. Email a dumpster fire | H.E.R.L.
  10. Booting from a vinyl record – BOGIN, JR.
  11. 🦋 on Twitter: "No thoughts head empty only goth chinchilla. https://t.co/wQ0RQ0gdYv" / Twitter
  12. Do You Speak English? - Big Train - BBC comedy - YouTube — Simon Pegg and the Big Train comedy sketch team perform a funny short on life of an English speaking tourist in France. This is a commercial channel from BBC...
  13. The Ballad of Marine Todd. Why a meme about an atheist professor… | by David Roth | Matter | Medium — It could be any college classroom, really, because it is not a classroom at any college that exists. The class being taught in that classroom is never named. Its professor, also never named, is an…
  14. Marine Todd | Know Your Meme — Marine Todd is a copypasta story about a United States marine who violently assaults a college professor for challenging the existence of God. While numerous variations of this story have been circulating for over a decade, the meme resurged in April 2014 after Twitter users began parodying the…
  15. "Marine Todd" Is an Awesomely Stupid Right-Wing Meme That Got Hijacked — It's the story of a man. A man who went to war. And then went to college. And then decked a godless shithead professor. It's a feel-good story! And it went viral among God-fearing Murkans. And then Twitter got hold of it. And then it got really good.
  16. Email a dumpster fire | H.E.R.L. — the internet...
  17. Stevenson Waltien on Twitter: "When I tell people I'm planning a lot of travel this weekend, they tend to get a little angry... until I explain with a wink that all my travels will be through the magic of literature. Then they get furious." / Twitter — When I tell people I'm planning a lot of travel this weekend, they tend t…
  18. RØD on Twitter: "European funds when some west coast VC drops a ts on a company they’ve been ghosting https://t.co/kfAM4RXOKX" / Twitter — European funds when some west coast VC drops a ts on a company they’ve been ghosting
  19. Ten iconic buildings I'd bulldoze, by Treasurer Dominic Perrottet — So in the interests of stirring the pot a bit more – and with tongue firmly planted in cheek – I have compiled a whole list of buildings that no one should let me near with a wrecking ball. Many are scars from the architectural establishment's obsession with…
  20. Ready Player Two — A line by line close reading
  21. Email a dumpster fire | H.E.R.L. — Welcome to the HEY Email Research Lab
  22. Email a dumpster fire | H.E.R.L. — What's this experiment all about? Well, 2020's been a rough year. An absolute dumpster fire of a year for a lot of people. That's when it came to us. Can email be a conduit for catharsis? If you could type out an email, press send, and see it being consumed in an actual dumpster fire, wou…
  23. Bitter And Absolutely Brutal Texts From Exes - FAIL Blog - Funny Fails
  24. Twitter — Interview Bullshit Bingo! #designthinkingcomic #designthinking #designtwitter #designhumor #productdesign #uxdesign #comics #webcomic #funny #⃝design #hiring #InterviewTips
  25. The Epic Bitcoin Dump of 2020
  26. Dilbert Comic Strip on 2007-08-17 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
  27. inessential: No Jedi
  28. 2004 Dave Matthews Band Chicago River incident - Wikipedia
  29. Roger Ford on Instagram: “Jennifer Berk with top hat.”
  30. Living Morganism 🌱 on Twitter: "I was today years old when I learned that sea urchins naturally use shells as hats to make them feel safer and camouflaged so some aquarists had the genius idea to make them tiny hats https://t.co/z8IcJx7fBI" / Twitter
  31. marge simpson/10 😂 #fyp — marge simpson/10 😂 #fyp https://ift.tt/35VnXBQ music, funny, tiktok
  32. о морали и читерстве - Ни о какой безапелляционности в моих высказываниях не может быть и речи! — ЖЖ — К.Кноп в ФБ: https://www.facebook.com/groups/mathevents/permalink/2876870222578507/ Сегодня в Санкт-Петербурге дети писали районку (муниципальный этап) по математике. В отличие от всех прошлых лет и в силу специфики мом…
  33. Laura J. Nelson 🦅 on Twitter: "I know voting by mail is the thing to do this year, but I couldn’t resist casting my ballot at Dodger Stadium. Here’s my view from the voting booth! #IVoted https://t.co/tiiUBJNBXN" / Twitter
  34. Spurious Correlations — archive of classic charts. "US spending on science, space, and technology correlates with Suicides by hanging, strangulation and suffocation"
  35. Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose lick their cars - CNN
  36. (20+) Facebook
  37. Booting from a vinyl record – BOGIN, JR. — If you’ve got a turntable why not try using it to create a vinyl record that can boot your old computer?
  38. TV style icons of 2020: how Friends’ Ross Geller pivoted from sartorial disaster | Television | The Guardian
  39. Meet Matt, the projectionist. Either the most wonderful invention, or the worst colleague in the history of work
  40. inessential: No Jedi
  41. How to Tell If You’re in a Serious Lesbian Period Romance — Do you feel confined by the expectations of the era you are born into? Are your desires repressed both literally and metaphorically under several layers of thick fabric? Do you often stare out across a cold, gray, windswept beach and wish for more? Individual circum…
  42. So, how rational *are* you?
  43. The terrible truth about Manatees
  44. Channel 4 presenters/talent read real complaints
  45. No Jedi
  46. Zen Cho on Twitter: "One complaint I've seen in ORDER OF THE PURE MOON reviews is it doesn't have much fighting for wuxia. This is because the truth is ORDER doesn't belong to the wuxia genre. What it actually is is the fanfic of a(n imaginary) 50-episode
  47. 5GBrainSignal
  48. Video game moments in real life Shibuya story - YouTube — YouTuber walks around Shibuya like it’s a video game.
  49. Booting from a vinyl record – BOGIN, JR.
  50. Stick Handling - houdini74 — David Rose is perfectly happy working as a fashion reporter, covering the latest designers, surrounding himself with beautiful clothes. That is, until he's reassigned to the sports beat. His first assignment? To interview presumed hockey barbarian, Patrick Brewer. He'll need to get good wood on h…
  51. WCGW hitting a spray paint can with a shovel : Whatcouldgowrong — Google One Tap
  52. Japan's Hometown Tax | Kalzumeus Software
  53. Patrick McKenzie on Twitter: "Doing the annual usage of hometown tax in Japan (see below) and I just love this option in a survey from one farming community, from which we are ordering a monthly subscription to 5kg of rice: Connection to $TOWN: "It begins
  54. Announcing Tailwind CSS v2.0 - YouTube — Intense trailer for a css framework...
  55. The Crown Season Four in two and a quarter minutes.
  56. Kalie Knecht | BLM | 🏳️‍🌈 on Twitter: "Janelle Monáe as fundamental nuclear science & engineering textbooks (a thread):" / Twitter
  57. Uncanny Valley | Issue 25 | n+1
  58. 100 best jokes in the world | British GQ
  59. Dan Moren on Twitter: The music in this clip is from Daniel Pemberton’s soundtrack to “Into the Spider-Verse” and its use here is 👩‍🍳😙👌. https://t.co/5yHJMxvRpL — @dmoren: The music in this clip is from Daniel Pemberton’s soundtrack to “Into the Spider-Verse” and its use here is 👩‍🍳😙👌. https://t.co/5yHJMxvRpL https://twitt…
  60. 10 Tricks to Appear Smart During Meetings
  61. Arindrajit Dube on Twitter: "New authorship ordering proposal: every paper uses a single team name. Like "Wolverine (2019) showed the importance of naming convention using a novel RCT."" / Twitter
  62. Cal Bears Football 82: The Play - YouTube
  63. How Cameo Turned D-List Celebs Into a Monetization Machine | by Patrick J. Sauer | Marker
  64. (1) Almaqah on Twitter: "lmao https://t.co/nwuiOBj03K" / Twitter — People who brag about controlling their spending, then you find out they won $100,000 ON A GAME SHOW
  65. Video memes lB8o1hQ98 by unknown35: 0.7K comments - iFunny :) — Coronavirus in DAW + metal guitar track
  66. Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Lumpy
  67. Loituma Girl : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
  68. Bob Dylan - Terms and Conditions of a Standard Digital User Agreement #impression - YouTube
  69. Zig Zag and RoxiKat get censored - YouTube — At the Anthrocon 2004 Masquerade, Zig Zag are trying to recieve an award for something, but nobody knows what the award was for because certain words keep ge...
  70. This guy knows pranks : TikTokCringe

Buzzfeed

  1. Correctly Answering These 11 Logic Questions Means You Have A High IQ
  2. Everyone Has A Song From BTS's "Be" That Perfectly Matches Their Personality — Here's Yours
  3. I'm Just Curious If You Consider These 21 Things Acceptable Ways To Break Up With Someone
  4. If You Answer This Quiz 100% Honestly, It’ll Reveal A Deep Truth About You
  5. I'm Genuinely Curious Who You Think The A-Hole Is In These 10 Situations
  6. "Would You Rather": School Snacks Edition
  7. Sorry, But If You Can’t Relate To Any Of These 28 Tweets, You’re Not Human
  8. Pick A Food For Every Letter Of The Alphabet And We'll Reveal Your Personality Type
  9. I'm Genuinely Curious How You Will Answer These 11 Extremely Personal Questions When Given 100% Anonymity
  10. It's Bananas, But We Definitely Know Your Favorite Color Based On Your Taste In Desserts
  11. It's Freaky But, We Can Accurately Guess Your Age Based On How You Build Your Trail Mix
  12. 50 Of The Most Painfully Awkward Exchanges In All Of Human History
  13. Eat Dinner At The Weasleys' And We'll Reveal Your Actual Hogwarts House
  14. I Genuinely Just Want To Know If You're Sexually Attracted To These Cartoon Characters
  15. Lawyers Are Sharing Their "OMG, Hold It!" Moments Where They Knew They Were Gonna Win
  16. Most People Can't Identify These Famous People From Their Wax Figures — Can You?
  17. These 17 Masturbation Questions Will Reveal How "Normal" Your Habits Are
  18. Would You Wear The Same "Emily In Paris" Outfits As Everyone Else?
  19. Your Stance On These Turn Ons And Turn Offs Will Determine Your True Age
  20. Fill Up Your Entire Pantry And We'll Guess Which Generation You're A Part Of
  21. Can You Find The Murderer In This Murder Mystery Dinner Party?
  22. Pick Out A Date Outfit For Me And I'll Guess How Many Crushes You Currently Have
  23. I'm Genuinely Curious If You Would Have Sex In These 25 Places
  24. I'm French But Lived In The US For Almost A Decade; These Are The Weird American Quirks I Still Think About
  25. We Know Your Age And Dream Job By The Way You Upgrade These Desserts
  26. I'm Just Curious If You Like These 23 Kinda Polarizing Foods Or Not
  27. If You Can Find Your Keys In Just 6/8 Of These Photos, You Must Have Amazing Attention To Detail
  28. This NYC Server On TikTok Ranked Celebs She's Served And Shared What They're Actually Like
  29. Here's How The Internet Responded To The Trump Campaign Booking "Four Seasons Total Landscaping" Instead Of The Four Seasons Hotel
  30. If You Aren't Calling These Things By The Same Name Everyone Else Does — You're Weird
  31. If You Were A Cake, What Flavor Would You Be? It's Time To Find Out
  32. It's Time To Find Out Which "Schitt's Creek" Character You Are Most Like
  33. Millennials Haven't Seen Half Of These Kids Shows — Try To Prove Me Wrong
  34. Twitter Is Dragging People Who Think They're Rich Enough To Be Affected By Joe Biden's Tax Plan, And It's Hilarious
  35. Here Are 10 More Controversial Arguments — Who's The Jerk?
  36. I Bet You Can't Answer All 50 Of These "Friends" Questions Correctly
  37. The 16 Most Awkward, Bizarre, And Humiliating Things That Trump Did At His 2020 Rallies
  38. I Am Genuinely Curious If You Like This Person Or Not
  39. Only People Who Are Completely Obsessed With Their Phones Have Done 31 Of These Things
  40. You Can Only Pick One Movie Per Year From The Last 20 Years, And Sorry, But It's Really Hard
  41. I Feel Bad But Also Can't Stop Laughing At This Video Of Shawn Mendes And Camila Cabello Walking Their Dogs
  42. I Know Which Type Of Imposter You Are Based On The Colors You See
  43. This Artist Perfectly Captures What Everyday Women Would Look Like As Disney Princesses
  44. How Much Bisexual Energy Do You Radiate?
  45. 29 Weird Things Non-Americans Love About American Culture
  46. Here Are 12 Categories From The 2020 Mnet Asian Music Awards — Who Would You Vote For?
  47. The McDonald’s Meal You Build Will Reveal The Exact Age Of Your Taste Buds
  48. You Won't Believe Us, But We Can Guess Your Birth Month Based On The Food You Order From Cheddar's
  49. Do These Situations Count As Cheating Or Not?
  50. The 19 Most Painfully Awkward "Among Us" Moments In All Of Human History
  51. Most People Can't Make It Through This "Choose Your Own Adventure" Horror Story – Can You?
  52. This Is So Weird, But We Know How Many People Have A Crush On You Based On Your Random Preferences
  53. If You Can Identify Each Princess Based On Her Less Popular Outfit, You're A Disney Fashion Expert
  54. The 50 Absolute Dumbest Things People Have Ever Actually Posted On The Internet
  55. Order At McDonald's And We'll Accurately Guess Which High School Cliche You Are
  56. Make A Giant Plate Of Nachos And We'll Successfully Guess Your Age
  57. Here Are 10 Controversial Arguments — Who's The A-Hole?
  58. I Am Genuinely Curious If You Prefer Joe Biden Or Donald Trump In These 21 Different Scenarios
  59. Can We Accurately Guess Your Age Based On The Pop-Tart Flavor You Create?
  60. Here's Donald Trump And Melania After The Final Debate Vs. Joe Biden And Jill
  61. If These Foods Were Left Out Overnight At Room Temperature, Would You Still Eat Them?
  62. I Guarantee You Know 100% Of These People's Names But 0% Of Their Faces
  63. 22 Times People Didn't Realize They Were Making A Grave Mistake
  64. Which Famous Chris Is The "Worst Chris" In Each Of These 21 Scenarios?
  65. Choose The Images You're Drawn To And We'll Guess Your Age Very Accurately
  66. Are You The Impostor, Or Just Kinda Sus?
  67. Decorate An Apartment And We'll Reveal Which City You Belong In
  68. 14 Things Starbucks Baristas Absolutely Hate That Customers Do And 8 Things They Absolutely Love
  69. Do You Have The Same "Among Us" Opinions As Everyone Else?
  70. Wanna Know How Good You Really Are At "Among Us"? Just Pretend To Play The Game To Find Out
  71. We'll Reveal How Dateable You Are After You Reveal How Gross You Think These Habits Are
  72. Timothée Chalamet Confirmed That Those Viral Photos Of Him And Lily-Rose Depp Weren't A Publicity Stunt
  73. Eat Only Foods That Start With The Letter "S" And We'll Reveal Your Age With 93% Accuracy
  74. It's Time To Find Out Which "Among Us" Hat Embodies Your True Self
  75. This Woman Draws ~Edgy~ Versions Of Disney Characters And People Are Swooning
  76. We Know What Color Eyes You Have Based On Your Froyo Order
  77. Can You Identify These Disney Princesses From The First Line Of Their Iconic Song?
  78. Build A Six-Course Halloween Meal, And We'll Guess Your Exact Age
  79. Self-Proclaimed 2000s Girls Will Have A Hard Time Only Being Able To Save One Character From Their Fave Movies
  80. How Do Your Music Preferences Compare To Everyone Else's?
  81. Answer These 5 Simple Questions And We'll Tell You Which "Among Us" Color You Truly Embody
  82. We Can Guess Your Relationship Status Based On What You Eat At This Potato-Only Buffet
  83. 17 More "Among Us" Jokes That Are So Funny, They're Getting More Sus By The Second
  84. Don't Be Surprised When We Guess Your Exact Age Based On The Shoes You Wear
  85. Let's See If You'd Give These Puppies The Same Name Everyone Else Would
  86. Everything That's Wrong With "Emily In Paris" According To An Actual French Person
  87. Can You Actually Answer These Polls About These Popular Fandoms?
  88. 14 Kids Who Embarrassed Their Parents Within An Inch Of Their Lives
  89. "The Vampire Diaries" Stars Paul Wesley And Matthew Davis Debated Politics On Twitter And It Got Ugly
  90. Eat Your Way Through The Day And We'll Accurately Guess The First Letter Of Your Name
  91. Sleep Is Crucial To Your Survival — Are Your Sleeping Habits Normal?
  92. Play A Round Of "Among Us" And We'll Tell You How Good You Are At Being An Imposter
  93. Order Some Food And We'll Reveal How Expensive Your Tastebuds Are
  94. 23 Things Literally Single Person Has Done But Has Never Admitted To Anyone
  95. This Cheesy And Chocolatey Food Quiz Will Reveal If You're More Sweet Or Spicy
  96. We Can Determine Your Exact Age Based On This One Question, I Promise
  97. Do You Have The Same "Twilight Saga" Opinions As Everyone Else?
  98. The Colorful Photos You Pick Will Reveal Which Tomorrow X Together Member Will Be Your Bestie
  99. If You Think We Can't Guess Your Zodiac Sign Based On The Playlist You Make, Think Again

Newsthump

  1. Scientists give hope that incest-free porn is still out there
  2. Americans to spend evening giving thanks for stuff they have before getting up to fight over stuff they don’t need
  3. Tragic Grant Shapps and Gavin Williamson no longer know who is who
  4. Witty patriot mocks Maradona’s death by recalling a war he played no part in for a place he knows nothing about
  5. Donald Trump pardons Thanksgiving Turkey after it agrees to testify that the election was rigged
  6. Man who had solid excuse for not staying with in-laws over Christmas, now completely f**ked
  7. Priti Patel releases Christmas single: “Deck the halls and several interns”
  8. New Christmas advice on crossing the road is to wait until you’re bored and then run into traffic
  9. Santa to clap for children on Christmas Eve instead
  10. Dead Kraken washes up on New Jersey coast

The Daily Mash

  1. How to pad out a bullshit work email
  2. Your guide to bollocks classed as ‘news’ these days
  3. Families who kiss on the lips definitely weird, say scientists
  4. How to pretend you know about wine and don’t choose it based on the label
  5. Dad announces he has forgiven Maradona
  6. How to act like a spoilt little shit over the new Covid restrictions
  7. ‘Buy a metal detector’: Rishi Sunak’s money advice for 2021
  8. Your drinkalong review of 2020 with Daily Mash beer
  9. Five drinking games to normalise getting hammered alone
  10. Move over, Churchill: who would be our greatest Britons today?
  11. I’m afraid we’ve got three bubbles in here already, Joseph tells wise men
  12. Sainsbury’s Christmas advert features family of arseholes to accurately reflect modern society
  13. How to be an absolute tool who phones radio stations
  14. What to expect at the £29 million Festival of Brexit
  15. Whole nation dead certain they’ll be going into Tier 1
  16. Bake Off winner to be taken to Mr Kipling’s underground lair
  17. Covid Superspreader of the Year shortlist revealed
  18. Family Guy, and other TV shows that are somehow still f**king going
  19. I concede I am thinning slightly on top, says Trump
  20. The dad’s guide to hoarding a load of crap

The Poke

  1. ‘Thomas the Scream Engine’ is giving people nightmares
  2. People were a tad sceptical about Boris Johnson’s letter “from an 8-year-old” – 10 funny responses
  3. This Donald Trump lawyer just delivered one of the all-time great self-owns
  4. Whoever designed this ‘social distancing escalator’ is going up in the world
  5. These revolving circles are entirely stationary and it’s blowing people’s minds
  6. Haircuts, tiers and vaccines – the 12 funniest pandemic posts we’ve seen today
  7. The only 12 hilarious reactions you need to the horrifying Clifford the Big Red Dog trailer
  8. This grandma’s savage comeback over staying safe in the pandemic was best in class
  9. This brutal takedown of a fellow gameshow contestant is hilarious
  10. Everybody needs to watch this hilarious lesson in turkey anatomy
  11. This Maradona takedown of Peter Shilton is also a little genius
  12. Our 18 favourite messages to Rudy Giuliani after he left his Twitter DMs open
  13. ‘Anti-maskers throughout history’ is a hilarious takedown of the covidiot tendency
  14. This Grandma served her Thanksgiving coronavirus advice with a side of savage burn
  15. The only 5 funny reactions you need to the Tory shocked that the PM broke his word
  16. I’m a Celeb viewers are calling the latest Bushtucker Trial the ‘worst ever’ – 9 horrified reactions
  17. This cat has gone viral because of the real-life optical illusion on its chest
  18. People have been improving movies by adding the “The Muppets” – 19 of the most sensational
  19. This takedown of these homophobic and racist American Pagans is very satisfying indeed
  20. This live TV fishing segment went horribly wrong and you’ll have to watch between your fingers

Reddit Funny

  1. Who says we have to grow up?
  2. Shaq demonstrates the proper way for a big man to get into the water
  3. Wholesome ghost
  4. You've heard of Layer Cake? What about SLAYER... pie.. whatever just wanted to share what I made
  5. I finally figured out who Post Malone reminds me of [OC]
  6. Ps: watch it with sound on
  7. Damn straight!
  8. That's evil!
  9. Remote fitness instructor
  10. Here's Johnny
  11. Inspector Otter
  12. Japan has a museum of rocks that look like faces
  13. Definitely sus
  14. I love tattoos with commentary
  15. 𝕠𝕠𝕗
  16. Why have you brought me here human
  17. Happy Thanksgiving
  18. Buzz Winky
  19. Hole in one
  20. Local tire place has a sense of humor.
  21. One. Job. [OC]
  22. Hella fella
  23. At least she made him throw his food
  24. Fed is Best [OC]
  25. Granddad Vs Granddaughter
  26. Found in my apartment complex's entryway
  27. true
  28. Mystery solved
  29. My crotch goblin realized today that he can climb out of his crib. Someone save me.
  30. "Brush me too! Don't forget to brush me too!"
  31. A remote place in Australia
  32. Keep swinging kid.
  33. This is my solution to constant fetch requests
  34. It was never a good idea
  35. Constellation
  36. The Original Furry [OC]
  37. Siri of my childhood
  38. Why it is still a fun doing it .
  39. Happy Thanksgiving
  40. Dreams do come true
  41. Stronke
  42. I'm starting to think my parents are wizards and got me a nimbus 2000 for Christmas.
  43. "Are you doing a video? I want to be in it too!"
  44. Wacha doin step-soldier?
  45. Get put in reverse
  46. Happy Thanksgiving. Cheers.
  47. Typical Reddit Family
  48. Parrot ain't joking around
  49. Great Parking Spot, Bro!
  50. [OC] Universe (remaster)
  51. This good boy has the coolest job
  52. my friend found this gem in tiktok
  53. Dating in 2020.
  54. I'm something of a car expert myself
  55. The only sport I would invest in..... Behold the corgi nationals
  56. She‘s so caring... or not?
  57. How did he do that?
  58. Wait... all boats float?!
  59. Ladder Shoes
  60. My sister and I dressed up for our first 5k Turkey Trot, we were the only ones.
  61. Barfpreet singh
  62. Hulk snatch
  63. Gotta love Russia
  64. Right, I'm sorry, Victoria
  65. Abbra-Cadabra
  66. Can You Judge
  67. Shower in winter.
  68. Nothing to see here... Just getting warmed up before my run.
  69. Magic!!!!! yay
  70. My dog sleeps as if she is a dead extra in the aftermath of an apocalyptic event in a Hollywood movie.
  71. AC: Valhalla looks great!
  72. A quick guide to what those laundry icons actually mean
  73. Taking a bath as a 6'2 guy
  74. Drunk squirrel!?!!
  75. Do it my friend
  76. Intresting Flavor.
  77. Who’s this kid?
  78. When mom says wait in the car I’ll only be a minute...
  79. After watching Home Alone for the first time, my kids started leaving traps for me around the house. This won't end well.
  80. EW NO...a disgusting card game.
  81. Boss Fight
  82. Anxiety. [OC]
  83. No accidents
  84. Worth a shot
  85. Happy Thanksgiving from Hannibal!
  86. Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
  87. In today's newspaper.
  88. The way this loops
  89. Just want to remind the world this scene
  90. She nearly broke my monitor
  91. Enjoying better life than me
  92. My new watch. It's badass right?
  93. Want some?
  94. I think they may have found an effective strategy.
  95. Yeah, 60% off in Amazon festive sales.
  96. Don't worry, you can still argue over Zoom...
  97. Princess Willem Dafoe
  98. Crisp rat nailed it!
  99. I'm just gonna leave this here
  100. Iceland is on the left, Greenland is on the right

Cracked

  1. 5 Of Modern History's Dumbest Inventions (Came From One Guy)
  2. You Can Now Email A Literal Dumpster Fire Emblazoned with '2020'
  3. Breaking: 'Clifford the Big Red Dog' is a Big Red Dog, Terrifies The Internet
  4. Dave Chappelle Has Netflix Pull 'Chappelle's Show,' Begs Fans To Boycott The Series
  5. Japan's Urine Gangs And Their 'Pee Scam' Left Victims High And (Not) Dry
  6. Kesha's Podcast About Ghosts Is ... Something Else
  7. 'Cobra Kai' And America's Weird Old Anti-Karate Hysteria
  8. Meryl Streep Is Now Apparently A Rapper
  9. Mysterious New Wave Band (NOT Green Day) Releases Ivanka Trump Diss Track
  10. 'The Mandalorian' is Trying to Fix Every 'Star Wars' Problem
  11. Grow-Your-Own Human Meat Meal Kit 'Technically' Not Cannibalism, Makers Say
  12. The (Accident Riddled) History Of Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
  13. The Author Of 'Les Miserables' and 'The Hunchback of Notre-Dame' Was Thirsty As Hell
  14. 5 Randos That Proved To Be Unkillable When Faced With Certain Death
  15. Mysterious Monolith Spotted In Southern Utah Wilderness
  16. Twitter, Facebook Will Transfer Donald Trump's POTUS Accounts to Joe Biden
  17. New Zealanders Are Raving Right Now
  18. One Of America's Most Nightmarish Monsters Was A Nice Old Lady
  19. Werner Herzog Got Shot On-Camera (And Shrugged It Off)
  20. 5 Unspoken Reasons The Holidays Suck For Millions Of Americans
  21. Are We Headed For A Second Wave Of (Terrible) Hitchcock Remakes?
  22. A 'Sci-Fi Roller Skating Movie' Nearly Ruined Mel Brooks
  23. Eye Rolling Was Your Grandparents' DTF Sign
  24. Mysterious 'Con Queen Of Hollywood' May Finally Be Caught
  25. How To Get Into Tabletop Roleplaying Games In 4 Easy Steps
  26. 'Home Alone 2' Conned Children Into Wanting A Toy ... That Didn't Exist
  27. Chile's Protesters Just Changed Their Constitution (Pay Attention, US)
  28. 'Game of Thrones' Strange Relationship With The White House
  29. Who Is The Real Father Of Angela's Baby On 'The Office'?
  30. Georgia O'Keeffe Hated People Thinking Her Flower Paintings Are 'Vaginas'
  31. 5 'Whoa' Scenes From Ancient Earth School Forgot To Teach
  32. 'That '70s Show's Timeline Makes No Sense (Even By Stoner Standards)
  33. 55 Incredible Badasses Who Managed The Impossible

Fark

  1. Photoshop this kitty kindergarten [Photoshop]
  2. Remember when our boomer parents warned us the Internet would rot our brains with its nonsense? Well it turned out their boomer brains turned to mush instead [Obvious]
  3. Nobody ever deserved the Hero tag more [Hero]
  4. How to Thanksgiving alone [PSA]
  5. The bad news is that there may be rolling blackouts throughout California on Thanksgiving. The good news is that you'll be able to roast your turkey to perfection in the wildfires [PSA]
  6. With coronavirus cases spiking across the country, Arizona decides now is a great time to launch a multi-million dollar marketing campaign encouraging tourists to come visit the state [Facepalm]
  7. California judge orders Google to hand over the personal emails of an oligarch's son in his dad's $600 million divorce. The oligarch, Farkhad Akhmedov, is one of Putin's buddies. Farkedhard, forever known as the Скупой ручка who let his kid use Gmail [Ironic]
  8. Cardigan coronavirus outbreak linked to two pubs. Proof that boring sweaters, boring music, and booze can make your life suck [Strange]
  9. Seeing a stranded American family, a patriotic Canadian drives them as quickly as possible to the border to get rid of them [Hero]
  10. You can't come out of the attic till the Jungle Juice is gone [Sick]
  11. Canada: Cops bust illegal THC extraction operation after kid brings home THC-laced candy in its Halloween haul. Shame on the kid for not sharing [Misc]
  12. Theme of Farktography Contest No. 812: "Giving Thanks 3". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
  13. Want to have a good day at work and climb the corporate ladder? Learn to tell a joke [Obvious]
  14. Have a little wavy gravy with your turkey [Cool]
  15. Generous soul puts up his own money to ensure that the homeless have a warm place to stay for Thanksgiving. Correction: puts up his own money to prevent homeless from having a warm place to stay for Thanksgiving [Murica]
  16. The Moon is there (NSFW) [Giggity]
  17. Is it teleworking if you still have to catch the morning train for work? [Weird]
  18. The 21st century snow day: Ransomware day. Enjoy, kids [Fail]
  19. Supreme Court extends telephone arguments through January. Yeah, I get the same thing whenever I call my mom [Followup]
  20. Photoshop this indoor/outdoor seating area [Photoshop]
  21. Some things you need to know before you spread pestilence and disease in Key West this holiday season [Florida]
  22. Please note: if your scented candles don't have any scent at all, you could go to their website and leave angry comments, or possibly get a Covid-19 test. Nah, why would you do that? [Facepalm]
  23. It's almost Thanksgiving, and what are you thankful for? Here in the Fark Writer's Threads, we're thankful that this year's Fark Fiction Anthology is almost done. Well, that and gravy, I guess. And beer [CSB]
  24. The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 25 is 'posthumous' as in: "Queen Elizabeth has started to charge people who walk by her window, so if you want to go posthumous pay the toll" [Misc]
  25. 5:30pm Eastern - it's the Fark News Livestream: Thanksgiving week wrap edition. Bonus: the first legitimate holy sh*t moment Drew's experienced in awhile now [Live]
  26. How it started, how it's going: ICU nurse edition [Sad]
  27. You may not actually have a violin tiny enough for this one, but it's looking like the NRA's finances are going to be in the red for the fourth year in row, with its investigation into rampant fraud by top executives expanding rapidly [Obvious]
  28. Canada's pointless and inane "essential worker" qualification includes, "...software support to auto dealers. Without the software, he explained, repairs couldn't be performed on the vehicles of first responders" [Facepalm]
  29. Photoshop this paint job [Photoshop]
  30. Man uses shovel to break into house. Sam Spade is on the case [Scary]
  31. "He is an icon of hate speech and transphobia and the fact that he's an icon of white supremacy." Guess who. No, guess again. Nope, one more guess [Awkward]
  32. Man pulls down Ten Commandments with his truck in part because Google, Microsoft, Justice Department and FCC let him access porn before he was 18, leading to genital mutilation and maiming as well as spiritual lostness, morals and near loss of life [Strange]
  33. Fark NotNewsletter: A very grateful Farksgiving, plus Farketplace returns! [FarkBlog]
  34. Snowy Owl spotted, which is kind of odd if you think about it [Cool]
  35. On this day in history, in 1963, JFK was buried at Arlington National Cemetery, three days after his assassination. Attempts to bury him before his assassination were met with loud protests [Vintage]
  36. You are not farking helping [Facepalm]
  37. It's time we all embrace Paul Blart's "Mall Cop" as one of the great Thanksgiving movies of our era [Obvious]
  38. The latest victim of COVID-19 is "Drinksgiving", where young people traditionally get wasted the night before Thanksgiving [Unlikely]
  39. Utah's mysterious monolith first appeared in Seattle nearly two decades ago before vanishing, having apparently detected no signs of intelligent life [Followup]
  40. ♪ If you're having hull damage, I feel bad for ya, son, I got Houthi rebel problems and a breach is just one ♪ [Scary]
  41. Today is National Blase' Day, so yeah, whatever [Misc]
  42. On this day in history, in 1986, the Iran-Contra connection was revealed, in which the CIA illegally sent guns up, up to Iran, and money came down, down to the Contras, while Congress looked left and right and left and right for B and A [Vintage]
  43. Hand of God comes for Diego Maradona [News]
  44. You don't need to worry about a Covid bump from Thanksgiving travel. It's the full blown humanitarian crisis it's going to cause that you need to worry about. Happy Thanksgiving everyone 🦃 [Murica]
  45. Actual headline: Woman uses 'Fresh Meth Tonight' cyberstalking campaign to target romantic rival, deputies say [Florida]
  46. If you had "zombie mink infected with mutant strain of coronavirus rising from their graves" on your 2020 bingo card, today is your lucky day [Scary]
  47. Americans need 'significant behavior change' on coronavirus. Good luck with that [Obvious]
  48. Doc who encourages you to cover up spotted raw dogging on a boat with a group of women [Facepalm]
  49. Hey Kermit. Yeah, I'm talking too you. You think your soooo smart, sitting their drinking you're tea, you judgmental little twerp. As soon as I finish my mug of hot chocolate, I'm going to wipe that smug grin off you're face [Interesting]
  50. Salon owner quotes Magna Carta to defy lockdown, is hit with a $40,000 bill of rights [Repeat]