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The Onion

  1. ‘The Powerpuff Girls’ Turns 20
  2. Should Carmelo Anthony Return To His Prime?
  3. Metropolitan Museum Acquires Another Vase
  4. Hate Crimes Continue To Rise
  5. ‘Becoming A Mother Has Been The Most Thrilling Experience Of My Life,’ Reports Woman Fleeing Hospital With Stolen Baby
  6. Speakeasy Patrons Apparently Unaware It Legal To Go To Regular Bars Again
  7. Archaeologists Apologize For Murdering Last Remaining Neanderthal In Fit Of Crazed Bloodlust
  8. Embarrassed Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Can Only Afford American Flag Pin With 19 Stars
  9. Supercuts Now Offering To Give Customers Baths For $14.99
  10. Khashoggi Assassin Hopes Bonus Check From Saudi Crown Prince Clears Before Execution
  11. Unhinged Lunatic Using Facebook To Spread Conspiracy Theories
  12. China Introduces New One-Uighur Policy
  13. 5 Things To Know About Matthew Whitaker
  14. George R.R. Martin Admits He Struggling With New Book
  15. Mother Feels A Little Validated After Daughter Who Stayed Out Late Gets Murdered
  16. Facebook Just Filled With Crazy Idiots Now
  17. Saudi Crown Prince Begins 100 Hours Of Court-Ordered Community Service For Murdering Jamal Khashoggi
  18. Report: Underfunded Public Schools Lacking Basic Support Systems Leave Students Perfectly Prepared For Rest Of Life
  19. Wealth-Burdened Nation Grateful For Opportunity to Spend Money At New Onion Store
  20. Wildfires More Frequent Because Of Climate Change, Forest Management
  21. Boyfriend’s Snack 200% Of Woman’s Daily Caloric Intake
  22. Disgusting Coworker Barely Even Washed Ass Before Leaving Bathroom
  23. Widow Still Can’t Bring Herself To Get Rid Of Husband’s Corpse
  24. Recently Divorced 40-Year-Old Struggling To Navigate College Dating Scene

Waterford Whispers

  1. Common Person Under Impression He Can Like Rugby Too
  2. New Tinder Setting Makes Sure Culchies Don’t Ride Their Cousins
  3. Did You Do This While Pregnant? Your Child Is Probably Fucked, So
  4. Housing Minister Still Not Sure How To Count Houses
  5. Local Man Can’t Get Over Fact Plumber Is A Woman
  6. “Fuck This, I’m Taking Back Control”
  7. America To Ban Single Use Bullets ​
  8. Catholic Church Introduces Waria, The Evil Counterpart To Mary
  9. ISIL Break Up Over Creative Differences ​
  10. Drivers Who Install Middle Aged Man With Clipboard To Get Insurance Discount

The Chive

  1. Just FYI we’ll be posting bikinis year around (71 Photos)
  2. Girls with tattoos are here to ink themselves into your memory (35 photos)
  3. Movie monsters we can’t wrap our heads around (14 Photos)
  4. Hip:Waist Ratios — oh lawd have mercy (36 photos)
  5. The Hunnies & Funnies are here your highness (18 Photos)
  6. Only the most legendary of Marvel heroes were created by Stan Lee (20 Photos)
  7. Creepy facts that will chill you to the bone (17 Photos)
  8. Cat Saturday (32 Photos)
  9. Girl misses bus, Dad embarrasses the sh*t out her (Video)
  10. When it comes to embarrassing phone notifications, timing is key (16 Photos)

Pinboard Funny

  1. AWS in Plain English
  2. Rob Russell sur Twitter : "VIA Rail thinks that today is their 40th anniversary, but that's not fully correct. Bear with me, here come some Train Facts. https://t.co/yIGVfoI2AL 1/n" / Twitter — * great plot twist
  3. A thread written by @TinkerSec
  4. Chris Bertram on Twitter: "My top writing tip for philosophers (copying @willpooley) would be not to write "You should probably do [something]" when you could write "ceteris paribus, X has pro tanto reason to perform an act of Φ-ing" instead. If possi…
  5. History of the browser user-agent string — History of the User-Agent string written as if it was the book of genesis from the bible.
  6. Schlock Mercenary - Saturday 10 Nov 2018
  7. Stewart Lee - taxi driver argument - YouTube — "You can prove anything with facts"
  8. Cats Just Want to See Art - Neatorama
  9. POGO - Data & Picard - YouTube
  10. A field guide to the types of Philly guys using Bumble to find women - On top of Philly news — Think Tinder was fun? Let's give this one a spin.
  11. Steampunk Curse Generator
  12. System error: Japan cybersecurity minister admits he has never used a computer | World news | The Guardian — A Japanese minister in charge of cybersecurity has provoked astonishment by admitting he has never used a computer in his professional life, and appearing confused by the concept of a USB drive. Yoshitaka Sakurada,…
  13. Who Sends the First Text?
  14. Teenage Dolphins Get High on Puffer Fish Toxin
  15. "The cost of discovering my child is terrible at soccer."
  16. Wegen en Verkeerdt on Twitter
  17. Probably a transcript of the past 24 hours in Downing Street. Probably.
  18. Стриптизерша, как двигатель экономики - Делай, что должен, и будь, что будет
  19. Mark Ritson: Why Gary Vaynerchuk is wrong about media — If Vaynerchuk remains intrinsically focused on promoting Facebook and Instagram as the ideal channel mix, he takes the opposite view of TV as an advertising medium. With the notable and bizarre exception of the Super Bowl, Vaynerchuk is convinced that literally no one i…
  20. The funniest thing I've read about Brexit in ages. This should be a TV show. Although radio might work better
  21. You Had One Job on Twitter: "This should be a new loading screen. https://t.co/Xo1zKPIPvB"
  22. Specification gaming examples in AI - master list
  23. Emoji Builder
  24. This Is All Donald Trump Has Left
  25. John Bull on Twitter: "LIDINGTON: First one's gone. It's Shailesh. MAY: Who? LIDINGTON: Shailesh Vara. MAY: David, I was up until 4am pretending to give a shit about Corbyn's recipe for raspberry jam. My brain is broken. I have not yet had coffee. Who is — Twitter thread about Conservative politicians resigning.
  26. Butthurt Report Form
  27. 25+ Pics That Will Make Trump Regret Canceling WWI Cemetery Visit Because Of Rain | Bored Panda
  28. my interviewers didn't hang up the phone after my interview, my boss can’t move past a mistake I made, and more — Ask a Manager — = Still, I would just keep reminding yourself not your monkeys, not your circus. Some things you cannot fix by the power of being very sensible in their proximity.
  29. Specification gaming examples in AI - master list
  30. CONAN & SLASH SHOP FOR GUITARS on Vimeo
  31. Can't unhear - Album on Imgur
  32. Emoji Builder
  33. Emoji Builder
  34. Spaeth - No, we can't
  35. How we made: Ministry of Sound | Culture | The Guardian
  36. Lidl UK on Twitter: "Just because you don’t have £872 to spend on a piano, doesn’t mean you can’t be the next Elton. #EltonJohnLewis… " — Just because you don’t have £872 to spend on a piano, doesn’t mean you can’t be the next Elton. #EltonJohnLewis
  37. Dungeon Delving for Dummies: 110 Tips
  38. ‘But we were pwomithed a pony’ shout tedious whiny f*cking Brexiters
  39. AI Trying To Design Inspirational Posters Goes Horribly And Hilariously Wrong | IFLScience
  40. Is the British Museum’s endpoint working? (@bm_lod_status) | Twitter
  41. xkcd: Machine Learning
  42. How to avoid losing your memory in the digital age | Science | The Guardian
  43. Deux chèvres et un bouc dans le métro parisien - Le Parisien vidéo
  44. AI Trying To Design Inspirational Posters Goes Horribly And Hilariously Wrong
  45. /r/crappyoffbrands: only the cheesiest and funniest examples of generic knock-offs
  46. 45 S.E.I.N.F.E.L.D. by Imaginary Advice | Free Listening on SoundCloud
  47. This Company Will Pair Your Insecurities With the Right Religion
  48. xkcd: Evaluating Tech Things — xkcd: Evaluating Tech Things
  49. SoaringGinormous on Twitter: ""every time, every single time"… " — “"every time, every single time" https://t.co/gQiDzbwKmY”
  50. The superheroic story of Stan Lee – in pictures | Books | The Guardian
  51. It’s World Goth Day: an ode to the cybergoth dancers, one of the best memes - The Verge — On the 10th annual World Goth Day we salute the fact that cybergoths can dance to anything, as long as it’s somewhere around 160 bpm
  52. Drug Art on Twitter: "Art by kryshteta https://t.co/cukRtSqBIO" / Twitter
  53. Jerry Seinfeld on Louis C.K., Roseanne and Tense Times in Comedy - The New York Times
  54. E-mails from an Asshole
  55. Humorous Spirit ideas | Spirit Island | BoardGameGeek
  56. The Funniest Windshield Notes Left For The Worst Drivers Out There | NinjaJournalist
  57. (51) BB Some People Need Lotion - YouTube
  58. Daring Fireball: Trump Warns That Florida Recount Could Set Dangerous Precedent of Person With Most Votes Winning
  59. This charming charlie
  60. Every European city
  61. Lawyers talk about the worst courtroom experience/case they've had
  62. Justin Trudeau has a meeting escape button, according to Alex Trebek — Quartz
  63. "Git on Fire" Mugs by gungable | Redbubble
  64. What Would John McCarthy Say if He Saw You Programming? - good coders code, great coders reuse
  65. How to eat dinner and then straight to cake. : funny
  66. GitHub - kelseyhightower/nocode: The best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere.
  67. FOSDEM 2018 - How To Make Package Managers Cry
  68. Specification gaming examples in AI - master list — Funny ways learning AI's subverted expectations.
  69. Miluji svoji práci!
  70. (23) Dan Holohan - "The Lost Art of Steam Heating" - YouTube — Absolutely entertaining presentation of weird DIY hacks people have installed on their heating systems.

Buzzfeed

  1. Twitter est devenu fou en découvrant que Brad Pitt copiait le look de ses copines
  2. Si vous êtes une femme et que vous avez connu 22 de ces 34 problèmes d'été, vous méritez une médaille
  3. Essayez de choisir entre tous les mecs de Marvel
  4. 18 photos d'animaux WTF qui vont vous faire dire «Mais noooon ?!»
  5. 27 moments catastrophiquement drôles que tous les parents épuisés ont vécus
  6. 22 photos qui feront rire un peu trop fort les personnes qui ont des frères et sœurs
  7. 16 fringues complètement WTF qui vont vous donner envie de vous lancer dans la mode
  8. 16 idées qui sont presque trop futées
  9. Faites ce quiz et on vous dira à quel point vous aimez faire des quiz plutôt que de bosser
  10. 22 fruits et légumes qui clairement avaient besoin d'être enveloppés dans du plastique
  11. 18 photos des trucs hipster les plus marrants qui soient jamais arrivés
  12. 18 trucs sexuels complètement irréalistes que font les femmes dans les films
  13. 20 clichés qui nous gonflent dans tous les blockbusters qui sortent ou presque
  14. 15 photos qui vont grandement vous troubler
  15. 31 photos qui ne sont pas des pénis, mais c'est pas faute d'essayer
  16. 13 photos qui vous feront crier : «MAIS POURQUOOOOI ?»
  17. 11 hommes qui ne font même pas semblant d'essayer de faire correctement des tâches ménagères
  18. 26 choses quel seules les personnes qui viennent d'une famille nombreuses reconnaîtront
  19. 22 choses que seules les filles de moins de 1,60 m comprendront
  20. 11 gâteaux absolument ignobles et 11 gâteaux qui sont de la pure perfection
  21. J'ai testé 6 recettes à faire au micro-ondes uniquement, et y'a vraiment des trucs pas mal
  22. À quelle décennie de la mode appartenez-vous ?
  23. Je vous autorise à vous moquer de ces 18 personnes
  24. 18 trucs qui arrivent vraiment pendant le sexe et que vous ne verrez jamais à la télévision
  25. 22 photos qui ne sont pas ce que vous pensez, sale pervers
  26. 14 histoires de femmes qui ont eu affaire avec des micropénis
  27. Choisissez une couleur et on vous dit comment vous préférez faire du sexe
  28. 19 figurants qui se sont donnés du mal, on peut pas leur enlever ça
  29. 15 parents qui ont eu une pire journée que la vôtre
  30. Vous vous souvenez de la fois où «Friends» a remplacé Rachel par une inconnue et où personne n'a rien remarqué ?
  31. 14 photos de couples qui vous feront crier : «ÇA VA TROP LOIN, J'APPELLE LES GENDARMES»
  32. Tout le monde se masturbe, mais vous masturbez-vous comme tout le monde ?
  33. 15 choses qui surprendront tous les Français sur les campus américains
  34. 13 personnes qui passent une bien plus mauvaise journée que la vôtre
  35. 17 choses que toutes les filles qui ont grandi avec des frères comprendront
  36. 20 dilemmes impossibles pour les fans de «Harry Potter»
  37. Vos opinions sur ces 20 aliments détermineront votre qualité la plus clivante
  38. Vos goûts en matière d'alcool vont révéler votre maison à Poudlard
  39. 23 habitudes américaines qui surprennent les Français
  40. 30 photos qui vont vous faire crier «MAIS C'EST PAS POSSIBLE!!!»
  41. 9 façons de faire l'amour que tous les couples ensemble depuis au moins deux ans ont déjà connues
  42. Le détail qui vous a certainement échappé lors du dernier épisode de «Game of Thrones»
  43. 19 photos qui ont été prises pile au bon moment
  44. Ces femmes ont été photoshoppées aux proportions de Barbie et leurs pieds sont ridiculement petits
  45. 24 luttes que toute personne qui a ses règles a connues
  46. 39 problèmes que connaissent trop bien les filles aux cheveux fins
  47. 17 vrais problèmes vestimentaires que rencontrent les filles pendant l'été
  48. 27 choses qui vont faire le ménage pour vous
  49. Ce mec s'est un peu tapé la honte à cause de la carte Snapchat (mais c'était drôle)

Newsthump

  1. Some bloke called Steve named Brexit Secretary for a bit
  2. New Brexit Secretary inaugurated with traditional goblet of bubbling turds
  3. Dominic Raab insists he’s NOT a rogue sex robot for Tory women of a certain age
  4. Pudsey declared fit for work by DWP as he can still use his other eye
  5. New Indiana Jones film to feature search for a workable Brexit deal
  6. Nation pisses itself laughing after David Davis claims an FTA with the EU would take 3 months
  7. Theresa May’s cabinet downgraded to a ‘chest of drawers’
  8. ‘Brexit Withdrawal Agreement Is Brilliant’ to be printed on side of bus to secure support amongst idiots
  9. Aim of Brexit referendum to unite Conservative Party now fully achieved, confirms David Cameron
  10. “Coup is the wrong word” says shotgun-wielding Jacob Rees-Mogg

The Daily Mash

  1. We’d still vote Brexit, say people who pay little or no attention to the news
  2. Everyone on stag do wants to go to bed
  3. 40-something asks GP to test for whether he’s still relevant
  4. Smug couple hobbies that will make people hate you even more
  5. Builder who buggered up kitchen determined to ‘see it through’
  6. Could you be the next useless Brexit secretary?
  7. Dad determined to burn things that could just go in the rubbish
  8. How to blame other people for f**king up at work
  9. Nice couple sound like murderers when discussing their inheritance
  10. The mum’s guide to pretending your child is not a total little bastard
  11. I f**king love it, says Rees-Mogg
  12. Dominic Raab to petrol bomb your house then petrol bomb the fire brigade
  13. Man still thinks he’s slim
  14. How to be a nutter at your child’s football match
  15. Northern Ireland re-named ‘West Belgium’ in Brexit deal
  16. Shit finally completes 29-month journey towards fan
  17. Having children in late thirties linked to enjoying more of your thirties
  18. What does your choice of disgusting herbal tea say about you?
  19. High roller has £102.40 in Nectar Points
  20. Sadomasochistic train company asks ‘how did we do?’

The Poke

  1. Just a lovely story about newsreader Richard Baker, who has died aged 93
  2. This guide to whether you should say ‘tu’ or ‘vous’ is our new favourite flowchart
  3. You won’t find a better metaphor for Brexit than this one involving cake
  4. 19 absolutely barmy and baffling design fails
  5. Little Mix asked Twitter for things to sing about and it didn’t go entirely to plan – our favourite 17 replies
  6. A guy live tweeted the ‘most millennial break-up of all time’
  7. 25 of the funniest jokes to round off the week
  8. 19 things that Jacob Rees-Mogg looks like
  9. People keep mistaking this man for the John Lewis company – 19 of his finest responses
  10. This BBC sign language expert totally nailing Brexit is the best 12 seconds of TV you’ll see today
  11. Theresa May compared herself to Geoff Boycott and everybody’s bowled over – 17 stumped reactions
  12. This guy’s reason for following this woman to her car will give you the chills
  13. This guy had the perfect response when his boss said ‘Anyone can do your job’
  14. 17 of the weirdest myths about EU laws
  15. Favourite 17 things people are saying about Jacob Rees-Mogg right now
  16. This man was refused a rescue cat because he’s gay – but that’s only the beginning of the tale
  17. ‘This is the best graph ever produced’
  18. This govt minister making up a stat about public backing for Theresa May is radio gold
  19. David Baddiel just won Twitter and set the bar for Brexit jokes high. Very high
  20. The John Lewis Christmas ad is nothing like anyone expected – 19 favourite reactions

Reddit Funny

  1. I too enjoy grammar jokes. Too bad we had to take it down.
  2. How unfortunate
  3. My wife told me to get dressed up for professional Xmas photos... Think I nailed it.
  4. Entrances be crazy.
  5. That’s right, the lanes are like pants for a toll booth operator.
  6. I bet you're not having turkey...
  7. how am i supposed to explain that to my wife
  8. What happens when a bird decides it's ready to run a weather report on its own
  9. The new Bohemian Rhapsody movie looks good
  10. I am trying anyway
  11. BEST INGREDIENTS E-V-E-R
  12. Engineering art.
  13. Prison break!!!
  14. im the 5th kitten - please watch to the end
  15. He didn't want to let the team down
  16. Christmas sale coming
  17. "And then I showed her these bad boys"
  18. Wanting to hire : Wood Shortening Specialist experience preferred
  19. I'm 5 months pregnant and just sent this to my partner.
  20. Cold brew
  21. Earlier this year our Virgin Atlantic flight was rerouted to Atlanta at the last minute, so we were put up in a Marriott for the night. The choice of welcome message was a bit insulting...
  22. Great safety plan
  23. Not a bad singer either
  24. Prepare for 2019...
  25. I'm a big deal
  26. Self-aware
  27. Genius
  28. Those damn Ferengi
  29. The Inconceivables
  30. Gotta catch em all
  31. About sums me up.
  32. It’s been 84 years...
  33. get out
  34. Welcome back Mr. Farley
  35. Wait for it
  36. watch dis k?
  37. Just me and my B
  38. The man we need but don’t deserve
  39. *hiccup* "GIVE ME MORE WATER DAMMIT!"
  40. A feat achieved only by the very best out there .
  41. Dismemberment
  42. oh lawd he comin’
  43. Morning Club (Turn the sound on)
  44. Jesus would you look at the time
  45. When your friends invite you for dinner however do not tell you that they are vegan.
  46. revenge for that bath you gave me !
  47. Kids these days will never know the struggle
  48. Message in a bottle nowadays
  49. Everytime I pass the AUX.
  50. Take the damn picture. I don't got all day.
  51. Here's a pallet I made from an old coffee table
  52. Every project.
  53. Math checks out
  54. The hustle doesn’t stop.
  55. this dog's been waiting so long for this
  56. I hate when this happens
  57. Honey Nut Circles are my jam
  58. Oh no, not again!
  59. Kelly? 😂
  60. I only drink free-range, organic water
  61. You're going to like the way you look. I guaran-fucking-tee it.
  62. Hector's a bit of a dick
  63. excuse me ?
  64. Reddit nowadays
  65. Don't paint; use wallpaper. It saves time.
  66. I asked the groomer to cut her paw fur shorter this time
  67. Canadian Road Rage
  68. Christ
  69. How to trick your landlord.
  70. I can name a few games with this shit.
  71. Marshalls knows the true Christmas story
  72. I let my 12 year old son come up with a slogan for visitors to our little petting farm not to touch the wild animals
  73. "Act natural, they won't notice that" - pigeon
  74. Still cannot believe it's not a common thing...
  75. awwww
  76. who gives one?
  77. Hmmmm
  78. Totally not stolen.
  79. Can we now rename carousel!
  80. In my college’s caf and this happened. Thank you stranger
  81. Teenagers
  82. I can not can.
  83. I am a good friend
  84. Time for liit off
  85. Don't Try This Trick at home. Lol ( Hahahaha)
  86. KungFu Grandma
  87. Strange canine
  88. The Sigh
  89. Only 90's kids will remember when This Guy Played Goalie on Super Soccer for the Super Nintendo.
  90. Super Weird Pets
  91. This dude is having an interesting conversation
  92. My life
  93. Any goblin slayer fans?
  94. Excelsior!
  95. cash register
  96. Roses are red , Water is wet...
  97. Improvise, adapt, overcome.
  98. Every campfire I’ve ever been to...
  99. When you have cats but you are the one who catches the mouse
  100. Fuck boy Pablo.

Cracked

  1. 5 Hidden Tricks That Make Your Video Games Actually Work
  2. PBR, Everyone�€™s Favorite Awful Beer, May Be On Its Deathbed
  3. Reminder: November 17 is Danny DeVito Day
  4. Reality Check: How You Look VS. How You Think You Look
  5. 6 Unexpected Ways Being A Homeowner Changes Your Worldview
  6. 5 Surprising Reasons Actors Turned Down Major Movie Roles
  7. This Crazy Dark 'Star Wars' Theory is Kind of Great
  8. 5 Ways Normal People Allow Evil Rulers To Thrive
  9. 5 Archaeological Finds That Prove the Past Was Dumb AF
  10. The Worst Version of 'Monopoly' Has Just Come Out
  11. Archaeologists Just Found A Bunch Of Mummified Cats
  12. 4 Cynical Political Stunts That Backfired Hilariously
  13. 6 People Who Broke (Stupid) Laws In The Best Way Possible
  14. The New 'Toy Story' Character is Freaking Out the Internet
  15. 5 Stupid Flight Delays That'll Fill You With Secondhand Rage
  16. 5 Pieces Of Movie Merchandise That Missed The Point Entirely
  17. The Most Popular Marvel TV Show Isn�€™t What You Think
  18. There's A New Twist To The Latest Quentin Tarantino Drama
  19. 5 Truly Outrageous Conspiracies Promoted By Celebrities
  20. 4 Normal Household Items That Are Secretly Saving The World
  21. 5 Bizarre Conspiracy Theories Around Recent News Events
  22. 4 Health Problems You Had No Clue Were Contagious
  23. All The Ways Real Life Never Lives Up To Your Expectations
  24. The Incredible Story Of History's Most Influential Penis
  25. 4 Fun Everyday Activities (That Will Secretly Destroy You)
  26. This 'Stranger Things' Easter Egg is Hurting Our Brains
  27. Gawker Is Back (And It Looks Awful)
  28. Well Everybody, There's A 'Breaking Bad' Movie Coming
  29. 5 Weird Celebrity Myths Too Many People Still Believe
  30. 5 Very Real, Very 2018 Jobs (You Had No Clue Existed)

Fark

  1. Airline being sued for letting a fat person on a flight. This should be a a calm, rational discussion. I mean, it's not like we're talking about HOAs, pizza, urban cyclists or guns, right? [Interesting]
  2. Utility regulator wants to assure everyone that taxpayers will be on the hook for California's wild fires and the responsible parties will just walk away [Followup]
  3. Almost a year to the day after contact was lost, the wreck of the Argentine navy submarine ARA San Juan has been located on the South Atlantic seafloor [Followup]
  4. What parents should know about teen vaping, other than they'll never look as cool as the smokers did when they went to school [Obvious]
  5. The one when they called police on the black guy for being in a yogurt shop. "He was scary" [Murica]
  6. In today's episode of childhood memories: The school book fair [Interesting]
  7. 11/20 is the new 4/20 [Spiffy]
  8. This lady needs a new car and a new boyfriend. Also, towing yards are dicks [Obvious]
  9. Photoshop these artistic animals [Photoshop]
  10. From salons to libraries to recording studios, some felines like helping their humans with their daily tasks. You're lucky if Fluffy deigns to sit on your lap when you're posting on Caturday [Caturday]
  11. The joys of living in a van down by the river [Interesting]
  12. Authorities seize 110 illegal firearms, a rocket launcher, two pipe bombs, and several pounds of meth and fentanyl. To be fair, once you get locked into a serious weapons and drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can [Florida]
  13. Rape a woman who is overdosing in your bedroom, watch her die, then share nude pics of her body with your buddies before trying to dump the corpse. Well then, you can expect to spend almost THREE years in prison, MISTER [Murica]
  14. When the county commissioner says he is the master race / We'll heil -pffft- heil -pffft- right in der fuhrer's face [Sad]
  15. The right sleeve comes two sizes larger than the left (not safe for work) [Giggity]
  16. A car with 100,000 miles? Meh. Here's an obit on a guy who put 3.2 million miles on his 1966 Volvo. Too bad he can't take the car with him [Sad]
  17. LEAVE VEGANS ALONE. They work hard daily to share the benefits of a plant-based diet to our bodies and our environment, and YOU BASTARDS just shiat on them for it. LEAVE VEGANS ALONE. Go after evangelical dickbags, they deserve your hate [Obvious]
  18. Innovative Welsh social program is introduced to the U.S. seeking to eliminate violence, vowels [CSB]
  19. When police arrested him he asked them why and they told him "don't act like you don't know," but he honestly didn't, and fortunately just happened to take a selfie at the exact right time to prove that [Murica]
  20. False fire alert caused by a parrot impersonating a smoke alarm [Amusing]
  21. So glad I was wearing my brown pants yesterday -- Was sitting in a New Orleans-area coffee shop when an elderly driver mistook it for a farmer's market. (SFW video of aftermath) [Video]
  22. Photoshop this painter [Photoshop]
  23. Oregon jail inmates drunk on hand sanitizer escape work crew on ATV. To the tune of yakety sax probably [Amusing]
  24. Let's talk Gun Control and count the number of ways this is stupid [Facepalm]
  25. So, what kind of manufacturing job is so horrible that China would outsource it to Best Korea? [Interesting]
  26. Film director who doesn't trust banks had all his money in "fireproof" safe at his California home. I think you see where this is headed [Dumbass]
  27. Traveling this Thanksgiving weekend? You're doing it wrong [Obvious]
  28. United Nations finally gets around to sending stern letter about Khmer Rouge. Next up, that Genghis Khan guy [Facepalm]
  29. It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's a super-recognizer able to apprehend a criminal with a single glance [Spiffy]
  30. University-funded study proves that students taking out loans to attend college or university is actually a good thing ... for the student. So borrow away, kids, and stack up those literature degrees [Unlikely]
  31. Illustrated Japanese history of America from 1861 recounts the time John Adams summoned an eagle to kill the giant snake that ate his mom [Murica]
  32. Photoshop this kicker [Photoshop]
  33. Oxford Dictionary's words of the year for 2018 are perfectly cromulent, as always [PSA]
  34. Japanese pilots have failed nineteen breathalyzer tests in one year [Scary]
  35. Driver on coke doing 104mph in residential area flips car. Bonus: Crashes into brand new police station [Dumbass]
  36. Not news: Taking the subway. News: Cop arrests you for failing to hold the escalator hand rail. Fark: Supreme Court of Canada to decide your case [Amusing]
  37. Divers have found the remains of a 90-year-old shipwreck in Lake Huron. Fark: the ship was sunk by a herd of cows [Weird]
  38. What you should expect when illegally passing a school bus. Now with deputy goodness [Florida]
  39. "Angry elephant charges forest officials in jeep." Wow I didn't even know elephants could drive [Silly]
  40. Thieves caught stealing $1,400 worth of butter from a grocery store in Vancouver BC. How's that legal weed working out for you, Canada? [Dumbass]
  41. Two men become numbers 33 and 34 in Las Vegas black book of banned gamblers [Fail]
  42. The inevitable evolution of "cut your own Christmas tree" farms: whack your own turkey [Silly]
  43. "Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? 'Cuz I gotta tell you, I didn't know it was against the rules to have sex in my police cruiser. With a prostitute. While I was off duty" [Fail]
  44. "Hilarious" internet prank asks you to text your parents and ask how long you need to microwave a 25 pound turkey. Unfortunately it seems many of your parents are Farkers [Silly]
  45. 'Thunderbird' sighting in the sky leaves nutters on the ground scurrying for protection from the huge mythic creature (possible nsfw content on page) [Weird]
  46. Today's reason a white person called police on a black person: using free wifi while being black [Asinine]
  47. Climate change is a Marxist Hoax according to Ernesto Araújo, Brazil's new Foreign Minister and aging Tobey Maguire impersonator [Asinine]
  48. Just in time for Thanksgiving, a massive turkey recall due to salmonella contamination fears that have left one dead [PSA]
  49. North Korea has tested some kind of weapon, and the world is trying to figure out just what it is [Strange]
  50. Bathroom brawl at high school caught on camera. Um, who put cameras in the bathroom? [Scary]