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The Onion

  1. Coral Reefs Could Disappear Within Next 80 Years
  2. God In Critical Condition
  3. Bloomberg Housekeepers Brace For Another Day Of Dressing Up Like DNC Candidates And Letting Boss Beat Them In Debate
  4. Recently Concussed Americans March On Washington D.C. Demanding The Right To Sleep
  5. Highlights Of The Nevada Democratic Debate
  6. Biden Begging Donors To Stop Sending Money So He Can Quit Race
  7. George Zimmerman Sues Buttigieg, Warren
  8. ‘Four Quarts Make A Gallon. The Frontal Lobe Controls Decision Making. The Ottoman Empire Dissolved In 1922,” Says Amy Klobuchar, Continuing To Name Trivia Facts Hours After Debate Ends
  9. How To Handle Texting Anxiety
  10. Mom With Arms Full Of Groceries Holds Baby By Scruff Of Neck With Mouth
  11. Stephen Miller Spends Entire Honeymoon In Hotel Room Calling ICE On Cleaning Staff
  12. Increased Airtime Of Chantix Commercials Results In Ray Liotta Qualifying For Democratic Debate
  13. Chuck Todd Reminds Candidates That If They Want More Time To Speak There Are Melee Weapons Under Each Of Their Lecterns
  14. ‘I’ll Rule You Peasants With An Iron Fist,’ Says Bloomberg To Standing Ovation During DNC Debate
  15. Last-Second DNC Rule Change Requires Candidates Spend At Least $300 Million Of Own Fortune To Make Debate Stage
  16. Panicking Aides Finally Locate Biden At Wrong Venue Following Cirque Du Soleil Performers Onstage
  17. Trump Pardons Rod Blagojevich
  18. Adobe Photoshop Turns 30
  19. Australian Officials Touting Bushfire As Huge Success
  20. Carnival Sinks Cruise Ship Rather Than Letting It Fall Into Coronavirus’ Clutches
  21. Boy Scouts File For Bankruptcy
  22. ‘I Love My Wife Marcia And 2 Beautiful Kids, Tad And Hayden,’ Says Buttigieg In Latest Campaign Shift
  23. Rod Blagojevich Somehow Already Governor Of Illinois Again Minutes After Prison Release
  24. New CIA Torture Program Concert Series Brings Metallica Into Black Sites To Play 72-Hour Sets
  25. Thousands Of PETA Activists Descend On Hoover Headquarters To Protest Vacuum Cleaner That Spooked Dog

Waterford Whispers

  1. Syrian Army Happy To Oblige Laughing Girl
  2. “Ah Jaysus. What. Are. We. Like?” Confirms Tusla After Latest Monumental Fuck Up
  3. Local Woman Punishes Media For Horrible Treatment Of Celebrities By Repeatedly Clicking On Articles
  4. Starlight Wins The 6 Furlong Chase At The N7 Races
  5. The 33rd Dáil Sits For The First Time Today, Here’s How It Will Play Out
  6. Trump Posthumously Pardons Jeffrey Epstein
  7. Prince Andrew Celebrates Birthday Alone In Local Pizza Express
  8. Local Mother Issues Official Apology For State Of Car
  9. UK’s New Immigration Points System Revealed
  10. Scam Warning: Student Told She Was Getting ‘Free Education’ Paying €3,000 In Fees, €10,000 In Rent Per Year

The Chive

  1. Yoga pants are causing all sorts of lapse in judgement…again (52 Photos)
  2. Future’s so bright there’s no need to look back (15 photos)
  3. Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)
  4. Strawberry blonde Sexy-long-legs-CAKE…uhmm-mmm good (22 Photos)
  5. Your photoshop is as bad as your awareness, stop it (32 Photos)
  6. Get your tribute to this Old School legend
  7. Dogs will be dogs and we’re here for the laughs (40 Photos)
  8. A mind-blowing look at things cut in half (34 photos)
  9. Real-life “Mad Max” runs humanitarian aid through War-Zone…in an armored F-body Camaro (6 HQ Photos)
  10. In you’re in your 30’s [like me?] then these tweets couldn’t be more true (38 Photos)

Pinboard Funny

  1. Jeffrey Schwartz's answer to If you could travel through time and show a Roman soldier the current conflicts we have today, what would his reaction be? - Quora — “So what you’re telling me is that after two thousand years, lots of neat new technology, the only real difference is you people don’t honor the gods correctly.“
  2. Folklore.org: Do It
  3. Self-Care Tips for Toddlers - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
  4. Dünya'yı Yok Etmenin En İyi Yolları - Zovovo - En İyi Bilgi Sitesi — Dünya’yı Yok Etmenin En İyi Yolları
  5. Making the Band Returning This Year With More LaurieAnn
  6. minimaxir/hacker-news-gpt-2: Dump of generated texts from GPT-2 trained on Hacker News titles
  7. return true to win — Stupid javascript game
  8. Devil's Dictionary of Programming — programming is terrible
  9. Dünya'yı Yok Edebilecek Bir Asteroit Nasıl Durdurulacak? - Zovovo - En İyi Bilgi Sitesi — Dünya’yı Yok Edebilecek Bir Asteroit Nasıl Durdurulacak?
  10. Evren İzlenebilir Mi? - Zovovo - En İyi Bilgi Sitesi — Evren İzlenebilir Mi?
  11. Leap Day Readiness 2020 — It’s 2020. Is your code ready for leap day?
  12. FAQ about Windows VMs in Azure - Azure Windows Virtual Machines | Microsoft Docs — What are the username requirements when creating a VM
  13. xkcd: Picking Bad Stocks
  14. Instagram influencers pranking the internet: - CBBC Newsround — American influencer Natalia Taylor has delivered a powerful lesson on not believing everything you see on the internet. She fooled her fans into thinking she was on holiday in Bali when, in fact, she never travelled to Indonesia. She was in fact at her local I…
  15. Self-Care Tips for Toddlers
  16. Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Donald Trump? - POLITICO
  17. Mina Markham 🧁 on Twitter: "My code won’t compile. Computers were a mistake. I should start knitting." / Twitter
  18. xkcd: Picking Bad Stocks
  19. Compilation David Goodenough + Mickael Goodenough - YouTube
  20. Test Confirms A Tesla Can Be Fooled Into Speeding In A Hilariously Dumb Way
  21. Evinizi Tozsuz Bir Ev Haline Getirmenin Yolları - Zovovo - En İyi Bilgi Sitesi — Evinizi Tozsuz Bir Ev Haline Getirmenin Yolları
  22. This Video Of A Birdseed-Stealing Squirrel Being Defeated By A Greased Pole Is Perfect - Digg
  23. Gucci Addicted UK — People selling Gucci stuff
  24. Issa Rae on Lovebirds: Not Everyone Wants to Bone White People
  25. Boycycle v. Motaur / Boing Boing
  26. main-qimg-44fa7acb29f09465829dc9c499d63e82 (900×280)
  27. TV License : Columbo Public Information Film PIF 1977 CLIP - YouTube
  28. Extra Fabulous Comics » 856
  29. https://paperbackparadise.threadless.com
  30. Jules Ehrhardt on Twitter: "@emily_singer Oooooh! Another one for the collection. https://t.co/vocSAguHch" / Twitter
  31. The diehards of doom! Why Doctor Who is the show fans love to hate | Television & radio | The Guardian
  32. Why I love the Arnolfini Portrait, one of art history’s greatest riddles | Hannah Gadsby | Culture | The Guardian
  33. Could American Evangelicals Spot the Antichrist? Here Are the Biblical Predictions: - Benjamin L. Corey
  34. Books of Truth
  35. (11) Nate Matykiewicz on Twitter: "@markdalgleish https://t.co/er57NQQ2nC" / Twitter
  36. The books of your life
  37. Docker for Windows won't run if Razer Synapse driver management tool is running | Hacker News
  38. Why Apple Screen Time Mostly Makes Things Worse - The Atlantic — Let me tell you what I do with it: basically nothing. I use the app until the time expires. Then I just “ignore limit.” Usually for 15-minute increments—often a number of them, over time—and then sometimes for the rest of the day, when the extra tapping becomes…
  39. The Inside Story of How 'Wild Wild West' Spun Out of Control
  40. Bar Fight - SNL - YouTube
  41. Fool! Doctor Doom Toots As He Pleases! - Imgur
  42. Best-Laid Plans — “Okay, different question,” Eames says. “When we get married, do you want me to take your name?” Arthur glances at him. “Eames, we aren’t even engaged yet.” (or: in which Eames tries to be domestic, but Arthur's too busy being a BAMF to play along)
  43. Sarah Vela on Twitter: "This is just to say I have declined The meeting request That you sent This morning And which You were probably Hoping I would attend Forgive me My Outlook calendar Is up to date And I am already busy you idiot" / Twitter
  44. trekhleb/state-of-the-art-shitcode: 💩State-of-the-art shitcode principles your project should follow to call it a proper shitcode
  45. Waiting for a Train — You're in a mini interactive text adventure. You're waiting for a train. Your conductor is called Eames.
  46. > I definitely have Bank of America notify me when I do something out of the ord... | Hacker News
  47. Username Generator - Create reliable usernames using this random generator.
  48. Hand Toss Vr GIF by pushmatrix | Gfycat
  49. Former Broadway Playwright Jeremy O. Harris on Twitter: "Someone I hooked up with in college decided to send me this tonight. I love the internet. https://t.co/Ilv49DW58D" / Twitter
  50. Dünya'da Tek Kalsaydınız Ne Olurdu? - Zovovo - En İyi Bilgi Sitesi — Dünya’da Tek Kalsaydınız Ne Olurdu?
  51. Çilek Boyası Nasıl Yapılır? - Zovovo - En İyi Bilgi Sitesi — Çilek Boyası Nasıl Yapılır?
  52. Dishin’ it up with Pepe: A local celebrity - Pipe Dream
  53. The Question Is: TNG Edition
  54. Scientists conclude: ‘No further research is needed’ | Collectively Unconscious
  55. (3) Chris Maddox on Twitter: "The max employee size supported by @Gusto hasn't changed since I left…5.5 years ago. @Rippling is playing to win, as a company should. They're building to support higher ACV deals, as a company should. I don't want them to — The max employee size supported by @Gusto hasn't changed since I l…
  56. Kari Paul on Twitter: "today in sharing economy struggles: our app powered car rental lost cell service on the side of a mountain in rural California and now I live here I guess… https://t.co/q7R3R9vEx2"
  57. Fun Friends GIF by Pony Car Sharing - Find & Share on GIPHY — GIF funny, gif, fun, friends, car, swipe, city, cars, app, ride, pony, carsharing, getpony, goplaces, outandabout, get pony, pony app, pony screen Giphy https://ift.tt/2HBjB60 ______ http://goo.gl/3oHDPV
  58. Kelemvor's Headache by pettyartist on DeviantArt
  59. This Is a Generic Brand Video, by Dissolve - YouTube — Dallas McClain
  60. Camden Town Brewery creates the first pub for hedgehogs – Posterscope — Hibernation isn’t easy for British wildlife these days. The change in their environment has seen animals such as hedgehogs arrive much later in the year, meaning they’re not able to eat enough to sleep through the cold winter months. And in urban areas, …
  61. Twitch
  62. David Norris's answer to What was the biggest secret you found out only after someone passed away? - Quora — “Why didn’t she tell dad?” “She said somebody had to take care of the kids if she went to jail.”
  63. Visual reference for counting sheep - What Sheep Get Up To When No One's Around GIF by teistom | Gfycat
  64. Lion cat - tumblr_p12o6g9MTW1vij12mo1_500.jpg (403×403)
  65. The Northernlion Live Super Sunday Subscriber Show! - Twitch
  66. World Taekwondo Federation changes name over 'negative connotations' - BBC Sport — 😂😂😂
  67. GeekPrank Hacker Typer - 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗕𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗛𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗿 𝗦𝗶𝗺𝘂𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿
  68. Faux Taxidermy Felt Piñata Skin Rug | Etsy
  69. Gerçek Aşkı Ne Zaman Bulacaksın? - Testin Sonucu Şaşırtıcı Olabilir - TEST - Zovovo - En İyi Bilgi Sitesi — Gerçek Aşkı Ne Zaman Bulacaksın? – Testin Sonucu Şaşırtıcı Olabilir
  70. Ne Kadar İnatçısın? - TEST - Zovovo - En İyi Bilgi Sitesi — Ne Kadar İnatçısın?

Buzzfeed

  1. 35 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things People Have Actually Said On Twitter
  2. Eminem Randomly Performed "Lose Yourself" At The Oscars And This Is How Everyone In The Audience Reacted
  3. Only People With Great Hygiene Do At Least 18 Of These 35 Things
  4. If You've Done 30/46 Of These Things I Regret To Inform You That You Are Lazy
  5. How Many Of These Picky-Eater Staples Have You Eaten?
  6. 33 Ron Swanson Moments Guaranteed To Make You Laugh
  7. 18 Absolutely Savage Tweets About Men At The Gym
  8. 16 Tweets That Are Just, Like, Really, Really Peak Dumbledore
  9. Wanna Know Your Biggest Flaw? Then Take This Homonyms Test
  10. 10 Annoying Things That Happen In Every Relationship And 10 Cute Things That Also Happen
  11. If You've Done At Least 32/47 Of These Things, Sorry But You're Super Gross
  12. 22 Jokes For Women That Are Funny Because They're True
  13. 14 Hysterical Fails From This Week
  14. No Joke, I'm Dying At Kim Kardashian West's Family Halloween Photo With The Worst Photoshop Ever
  15. Sorry, If You’re Under 40 There’s No Way You’ll Pass This Quiz
  16. If Your Mom Told You To Never Shave Your Thighs, You're Not Alone
  17. 19 Halloween Costumes That Were So Good, They Went Viral Immediately
  18. The 17 Most Unrealistic Things Women Have Done In Rom-Com Movies
  19. Meredith From "The Parent Trap" Joked About Dennis Quaid's Engagement To A 26-Year-Old And I'm Dead
  20. Kim Kardashian Shared A Rare Human Moment In A Picture She Posted Inside Her Morgue-Like House
  21. Kylie Jenner Sang "Rise And Shine" To An Already-Awake Stormi, And The Jokes Basically Wrote Themselves
  22. 22 Funny Disney Posts That Absolutely Nailed It
  23. 20 Bad Wigs In TV And Movies That Can't Be Ignored Once You See Them
  24. Justin Bieber Fell Off A Unicycle And The Photos Are Worth A Thousand Words
  25. Halsey Caused Mass Confusion And Disgust Over A Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Tweet
  26. If You Think You're Having A Bad Day, Just Look At These 22 People
  27. Literally Just 37 Tumblr Posts That Are So Funny You'll Cry Laughing
  28. 26 Designers Who Should Be Arrested, Booked, And Charged With Crimes Against Design
  29. 21 Pictures That Will Immediately Cause You To Facepalm
  30. 18 Insults That Are As Creative As They Are Devastating
  31. 18 Scenes From "Twilight" That Will Forever Be Funny
  32. The 26 Most Stoned Moments In All Of Human History
  33. We Absolutely Must Discuss This Incredible Instagram Snoop Dogg Posted About Martha Stewart's Prison Time
  34. 40 Tweets You Can Enjoy For Exactly Zero Dollars And Zero Cents
  35. 19 People Who Are Wayyyyy Smarter Than I'll Ever Be
  36. 17 Times Celebs Got Brutally Insulted On "Between Two Ferns"
  37. 16 Funny As Heck Tweets About The 2019 Emmy Awards
  38. 21 People Who Are Just Having A Really Hard Time With The English Language
  39. 20 Ways Having Siblings Completely And Totally Changes You For Life
  40. Kim Kardashian Posed With Two Drag Queens And The Picture Shows How Tiny She Actually Is
  41. Kris Jenner Was Tackled By Kim Kardashian's Security Team And Rushed To The Hospital
  42. 19 People Tell Us The Hilarious Things They Learned Super Late, And No Judgment. OK, A Little.
  43. 21 Pictures That Are Pretty Much Impossible To Get Through Without Laughing
  44. Non-Americans Shared The Oddest Things About American Culture When They Visited
  45. 18 Scenes In "The Emperor's New Groove" That Will Never Not Be Funny
  46. Yep, I'm Still Dying Over This Clip Of Hasan Minhaj Millennial-Splaining The Student Loan Crisis To Congress
  47. An Entire High School Class Dressed Up For Their ID Pictures, And They're Wildly Creative
  48. 25 Thoughts Basically Every Person Has Had At Least Once In Their Life
  49. 17 Boyfriend Fails That Are As Funny As They Are Unforgiveable
  50. 24 Times Tumblr Decided We Really Need To Talk About "Twilight" Again
  51. Parents Are Posting Before And After Pics Of Their Kids On The First Day Of School And It's Kinda Harrowing
  52. 15 Times Men Were Dragged Within An Inch Of Their Lives
  53. Teachers Are Sharing The Funniest Things Their Students Have Ever Said, And I Can't With The Hilarity
  54. 23 Extremely Random Things Pretty Much Everyone Did As A Kid For No Reason
  55. 13 Funny Sharpie Memes People Made After Trump Showed A Fake Hurricane Forecast Map
  56. Jessica Simpson Had A Hysterical Comeback To A Gross And Sexist Comment On Her Instagram
  57. 22 Things They Don't Teach In High School That You Learn Pretty Much Immediately In College
  58. 16 High Schoolers Who Are Honestly Living Their Best Lives
  59. 18 People Who Really Held Nothing Back On Their Airplane Flights
  60. 18 Things People Can't Help Themselves From Seeing Once They Know About Them
  61. One Of These People Is Not A Famous Actor — Can You Figure Out Who?
  62. An Absurd "Dance Moms" Clip Is Going Viral Of Abby Lee Miller Getting Yelled At For Using Her Phone, Scooting Away, And Calling The Cops
  63. 15 SpongeBob "Ight I'mma Head Out" Memes That Have Me Laughing So Hard My Cheeks Hurt
  64. 18 People Who Were Just So, So Naive
  65. If You Pass This Random Knowledge Quiz, You Have More Brain Power Than Most People
  66. 27 Celebrities Who People Always Mistake For A Different Celeb
  67. A List Of All The Celebrities That Fell For That Really Dumb Instagram Hoax
  68. 10 Grocery Stores That Made Me Say "That's Genius," And 10 That Just Made Me Sigh
  69. You're DEFINITELY In Your Mid-20s If You Check Off At Least 38 Of These 75 Things
  70. We Know Exactly How Dark Your Soul Is Based On The Black Dresses You Choose
  71. 15 Millennials Who Are D-O-N-E With Baby Boomers
  72. Which Role Do You Instantly Think Of When You See These 17 Actors?
  73. If You Think You're Having A Horrible Day, Just Remember These 19 People
  74. 16 Cats That Are Unapologetically And Adorably Rude
  75. 19 Things That Aged Very, Very Poorly
  76. Eight Of These Fish Are Dangerous. Can You Pick The One That Isn't?
  77. 24 People Who Realized Their Mistake Juuuuuust A Second Too Late
  78. 23 People Who Did Not Get The Response They Expected
  79. Couples Are Sharing The Strangest Stuff They Learned About Each Other When They Moved In Together, And LOL
  80. 17 Kids Who Are So Smart You'll Kinda Hate Them
  81. This Never-Ending Food Quiz Will Definitely Eliminate You Before You Reach Level 50
  82. People Are Sharing Their Telltale Signs That Somebody Peaked In High School And It's Way Too Real
  83. 15 Really Funny Things That Made Me Fall Out Of My Chair Laughing This Week
  84. 14 Design Fails By People Who Wrongly Assumed "Eh I'm Sure It's Fine"
  85. 18 Hilarious Tumblr Posts I Saw This Month That Made Me Actually LOL
  86. 15 "I Caught My Parents Having Sex" Stories That Will Honestly Make You Cringe
  87. The 7 Types Of Dudes At Any Summer Cookout
  88. 16 People I Just Wouldn't Mess With...Ever
  89. Eight Of These Berries Will Poison You. Can You Pick The One That Won't?
  90. Make 18 Difficult Decisions And We'll Reveal Your Most Polarizing Quality
  91. 23 People Who Completely Regret Waking Up That Morning
  92. Here Are The Funniest Tweets About The New "Cats" Trailer
  93. Everyone's Making The Same Paul Rudd FaceApp Joke, So I Tried It Out
  94. Here’s What The Kardashians Look Like With FaceApp’s Old Person Filter
  95. If You Can Remember Every Single One Of These Vines, We'll Be Seriously Impressed
  96. I'm Laughing At These Things Non-Americans Say Americans "Love Saying"
  97. A Cake Decorator Misheard Instructions For A Little Girl's Birthday And I Am Dead At Her Reaction
  98. This Birthday Cake With A Pot Plant And Stoned Pony Is The Funniest Misunderstanding Ever
  99. Here's How Dramatically Different Celebrities Look In Their Instagrams Vs. The Same-Ish Picture In Real Life
  100. 22 Times Twitter Taught Us More Than Grade School And College Combined

Newsthump

  1. Police identify suspicious object in Leeds City Centre as a ‘vegetable’
  2. Waitrose introduces new points-based system for prospective shoppers
  3. Man celebrates winning argument against wife with victorious night on sofa
  4. UK introduces Eurovision-style points-based system for immigration
  5. Under-fire Boris Johnson praying Meghan Markle does something slightly controversial soon
  6. Katie Hopkins suddenly keen to avoid everyone judging a whole group because of the actions of one lone murderer
  7. Prince Andrew celebrating 60th birthday with ‘quiet one’ at Woking Pizza Express
  8. Priti Patel to deport her own parents under tough new Immigration Points System
  9. Man City back in Champions League after Sheikh Mansour buys UEFA
  10. Chris Grayling goes into hiding after hearing government will keep ‘low-skilled workers’ out of the country

The Daily Mash

  1. How to get through the half-term holiday with gin, and other tips
  2. Woman taking karaoke seriously ruins evening for 94 people
  3. Month’s weather to happen in an hour
  4. Caring is a job? P*ss off: Priti Patel’s guide to the economically inactive
  5. I am not worth £6.50, confirms ‘artisan’ sausage roll
  6. The unemployed Brexiter’s guide to new job opportunities
  7. How to change – or at least break – your romantic partner
  8. Parents explain younger sibling is just more creative
  9. Cat treats scratching post like priceless Ming vase
  10. ‘Sex Royal’: Six alternative brands for Harry and Meghan
  11. Do you just repeat any b*llocks you hear in the pub?
  12. Why should my week off be ruined because there’s sewage on your hall carpet?
  13. Whole lunch thrown into chaos as man orders starter
  14. Are you batsh*t enough to be a Downing Street adviser?
  15. Man’s phone keyboard still makes the typing noises
  16. Coronavirus: how to make it work for you
  17. Mum just so f**king excited about daffodils
  18. Six ways the British press could actually get worse
  19. Be prepared to meet weirdos: The middle-aged guide to dating
  20. Extreme weather ordered to stay in regions

The Poke

  1. Simply 23 brilliantly terrible dad jokes that are guaranteed to take the edge off
  2. Simply 17 absolute truths about life in your 30s shared by people in their 30s
  3. New immigration rules would have barred Priti Patel’s parents – 5 favourite reactions
  4. Lobo the Siberian husky went off-script at the dog show – and made it even better
  5. Someone tried to use the bible to justify racism and the takedown was heavenly
  6. People can’t stop watching this utterly joyous Kurdish wedding dance
  7. 15 horrifying examples of houseguests overstepping the mark (NSFW)
  8. This hilarious overdub fakes Ariana Grande’s “worst ever performance”
  9. The only 8 birthday messages for Prince Andrew you need to read
  10. This woman thought ‘hamster pic’ was a euphemism and got furious when it really was a rodent
  11. A bride asked her cousin to dye her red hair as it didn’t fit her colour schemed wedding and the internet spoke as one
  12. This list of ‘banned insights’ should be on the wall of every meeting room
  13. This letter suggesting NASA ‘bring back sending animals into space as punishment’ is out of this world
  14. Simply 13 things people do that feel illegal but really aren’t
  15. “If Couples Were Honest” is a brutally comic look inside people’s minds
  16. BRITs winner Dave called the PM a racist and broke the internet
  17. This Daily Mail reader has a very specific reason why the BBC should go
  18. ‘Advertising done right’
  19. These simple-looking line drawings illustrating closeness over time will hit you right in the guts
  20. Every weird noise Bob Mortimer has made as ‘Train Guy’

Reddit Funny

  1. Crazy sore muscles but no bath tub? Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
  2. I was rewatching slow-mo guys and I noticed something…
  3. Um, rude?!
  4. Error 404: Drink not found
  5. What could go wrong...
  6. Your feelings are wrong.
  7. We finally figured out what the spot on our dog's back looks like.
  8. Not even a flinch
  9. Death Row
  10. Jesus
  11. Always Remember: Your greatest enemy is yourself.
  12. Testing snow depth
  13. I’m here to protect Mardi Gras parades but first...watch these hips.
  14. Dominance is key
  15. Amazing View
  16. [oc] day 45 of drawing a grumpy animal every day. grumpy anteater
  17. I can’t eat them anymore.
  18. The peak of human evolution
  19. My sister asked me why I needed a green screen. I told her my girlfriend and I had a very important project to work on.
  20. What absolute rebels
  21. No clue if this has been posted before. But I love it.
  22. Time to go
  23. IS AIRPLANE MODE A JOKE TO YOU KAREN?
  24. [OC] My 14yo son draws a new comic each night on his bedroom door whiteboard. This one was up this morning.
  25. I wouldn’t even mind them knocking on my door at 7am on Saturday.
  26. Septic Service
  27. Jackie Chan - Master of Distraction!
  28. If you don't have a fridge - use snow instead
  29. Move over Miley, and your Wrecking Ball...
  30. floof
  31. We took this photo in the caves of Branson, MO over 2 years ago. We never noticed our unexpected guest untill now!
  32. James may at it again
  33. My grumpy three-month-old
  34. How to offend geeks with one picture
  35. I'm not sure how helpful this was, although I made myself laugh
  36. Dinner's ready
  37. constant fear
  38. Love me some Dick's. No homo
  39. munch
  40. Cats
  41. Some next level Naruto crap
  42. When gf is arguing
  43. Neighbors Subtle Halloween Decor
  44. i know that's stupid
  45. I have spoken [OC]
  46. squat like a slav
  47. Ahh a Man of Culture
  48. point taken
  49. Damn go big or go home.
  50. Cracking open a beer with a paddle.
  51. Dog at wheat farm
  52. Expecto patronum
  53. How to speak kiwi
  54. Long Lights (Part 2?)
  55. Maintenance is in no hurry
  56. Why men live shorter
  57. Clever bathrooms at a restaurant that used to be a US Post Office.
  58. Try not to lose your wiener!
  59. 👀👀👀
  60. Where the frick did you hide
  61. Handy tips for guys
  62. Hound, this is not your bed
  63. True story
  64. Walk like a penguin
  65. Glad that isn't me.
  66. Sandwich Samurai
  67. Who is pooping in the shower
  68. This is exactly why I cant go running
  69. Duck this week
  70. What goes around comes around
  71. Shrock
  72. I photoshopped this just cause. I call it “floofpaste”
  73. My son turned 9 today and insisted I take his picture like this in front of his cake.
  74. Deliciously Funny
  75. When we all refuse to play fetch with him
  76. Love for food only
  77. House rules
  78. Since my bathroom door broke I don’t get to poop alone anymore.
  79. This rendition sums up my teachers at school
  80. Battle of the titans
  81. Remember us? 3 years, 2 weeks and another grandkid later, Grampy celebrated his 60th birthday, and what did he demand? Matching shirts. Again.
  82. "I don't think this is a good idea dad...she's gonna be really mad"
  83. "Chocolate" for his Teacher
  84. So you know what’s happening right now in earth?
  85. Eating vs. Sleeping vs. Having sex
  86. Pug pup vs magic hand!
  87. And, from the people who gave us Mad Max...
  88. Can anybody find me somebody to love?
  89. Thank you for flying Delta, please gather your stuff and throw it in a trash bag
  90. The perks of being an uncle; teaching your nephew (6) stuff that scare the crap out if his mom.
  91. Painted this! I call it, “Romeo and Juliet”
  92. Origami tips shenanigans while waiting on a slow eater [oc]
  93. The Bro Code knows no bounds. Mostly
  94. There are no accidents
  95. Found porn on the side of the road. lol
  96. Adorable father-daughter project
  97. I asked my wife to organize all the stuff she bought for a friends bachelorette and came home to find this.
  98. WTF
  99. Was curious as to why my son’s camera sensor went off when he was in the living room.. found my pug with a bad case of the zoomies
  100. Someone at my GFs work out these up in the bathrooms

Cracked

  1. 5 Sequel Plots That Retroactively Ruin The Previous Movies
  2. A Stan Lee Biopic Would Pretty Much Rip Every Norm Of The Genre To Shreds
  3. Burger King Is Embracing Mold Now
  4. Please, For The Love Of God, Don't Take Financial Advice From Jake Paul
  5. Presenting The Microphone-Jamming Bracelet Straight Out Of The Lamest Dystopia Possible
  6. The Boy Scouts Of America Runs Out Of Pedophile Funds, Declares Bankruptcy
  7. Stupid Ways Comic Book Covers Can't Be Trusted
  8. Boy, Disney Has Sure Screwed Up The Muppets
  9. Deleted Scenes That Would Have Torpedoed Classic Movies
  10. Apparently Constance Wu Is A Decent Stripper
  11. The First Vertically Shot Blockbuster Is Coming
  12. Let's All Stop Asking Harrison Ford About 'Star Wars'
  13. 5 Monopolies That Hate The Average American
  14. The Drunk Nazi Surgeon Who Made Country Music Super Popular
  15. Hamas Is 'Hacking' Israeli Soldiers With Catfishing
  16. HQ Trivia Is Dead, And With It The Hope Of A Good Interactive Game Show
  17. Target's Grocery Deliverymen Are Being Told To Buy Gifts For Rich Customers
  18. Why Fan Theories Are Forcing A Bad Ending On BoJack Horseman
  19. 5 Cameos That Flew Off The Rails Completely
  20. 5 Unknown People Who Shaped History (While Being Lunatics)
  21. 5 Insane Alternate Paths American Presidents Almost Took
  22. Real, Weirdo Video Games Starring The 2020 Presidential Candidates
  23. The Priest Who Was Convicted Of A Satanic Ritual Murder
  24. 5 Historical Places We've Managed To Totally Trash
  25. Love Can Be Scary And Confusing ... Just Like A Valentine Clown
  26. Universal Is Doing A 'Monster Mash' Movie, Hoping It Will Be A Graveyard Smash
  27. That 'Unreleasable' Tom Holland Sci-Fi Movie Now Has A Release Date
  28. How Your Favorite Shows Will Definitely End
  29. 5 TV Couples We Should Never Have Rooted For
  30. Reasons All Superhero Movies Are Not Created Equally
  31. Daniel The Golden Retriever Deserved Better At Westminster
  32. The Dad From 'Honey, I Shrunk the Kids' Should Be In Prison

Fark

  1. Human brain suffers seizure at US-Canada border [Repeat]
  2. Mystery bidder at property auction snaps up single-room second floor apartment in Cambridgeshire with a river-facing frontage and far-reaching views. the price? £1. The catch? There is no way of accessing the property from any direction [Weird]
  3. Photoshop this modern speaker [Photoshop]
  4. An attempt was made [Fail]
  5. Socialites who drove Mercedes off ferry found in Death's embrace, as well as each other's [Florida]
  6. Not news: About two pedestrians a day are killed in car crashes. News: Across the entire US. Fark: While inside buildings [Murica]
  7. Zuck-bot coolant leakage detected: EMERGENCY PROTOCOL. Activate peon maintenance worker subroutine PIT_DRY_ALPHA [Silly]
  8. 102 year old World War II veteran forces burglars out of his house and off his lawn [Hero]
  9. Man who did good things in a bad place set to be executed. Holy shirtballs, this is an ethical clusterfork [Misc]
  10. Man sentenced five years for attempting to start transgender flamewar [Creepy]
  11. Do people eating too loud drive you crazy? Here comes the science [Obvious]
  12. Man caught trying to steal goats pretended to be drunk. Field sobriety test proved he was just an idiot [Dumbass]
  13. San Dimas Sheriffs seek public's help identifying serial lottery thief. One time-traveling phone booth and this guy wouldn't need to steal anything [Strange]
  14. Photoshop this abandoned theater [Photoshop]
  15. "I'm Sy Sperling, and I'm no longer a client" [Sad]
  16. Florida man arrested for fourth DUI tells cops just how high he is [Florida]
  17. Airbnb host finds drugs, knives and blood stains after two-day room rental, which sounds like one hell of a party [Creepy]
  18. Kentucky Fark-ready Headline: Parent upset after teacher corrects student on 'proper' usage of N-word [Facepalm]
  19. "Button mushroom" (possible nsfw content on page) [Dumbass]
  20. Social networks, dating, blue tits - you'd think this article has it all but this ain't Avatar [Obvious]
  21. Please be on the lookout for a 260 pound Jack Russell [PSA]
  22. Not News: The 80-year old Prime Minister of Lesotho has announced he's stepping down at the end of July due to his age. Fark: he failed to mention the "and because I'm about to be charged with murdering my wife" part [Strange]
  23. Internet bullying dates back at least to Prodigy. Surprisingly it wasn't related to making fun of people who used Prodigy [Interesting]
  24. It's all drunken fun and games at Mardi Gras in New Orleans until you get killed by a float at one of the parades by tripping over it [Sad]
  25. Oh Canada: How's it goin' eh ? Eh is going away [Sad]
  26. Getting married soon but absolutely HATE wearing high-heels? Converse has a solution for you [Spiffy]
  27. Get married in Hell for free on leap day [Creepy]
  28. Yep, that's the face of an Oklahoma woman who's been in a wild, cross-county police chase [Dumbass]
  29. Old and busted: The Secret Service. New Hotness: Monkey Police (possible nsfw content on page) [Cool]
  30. Trapped paraglider rescued from power lines, with the most 'I've made a terrible mistake' video you'll see today [Fail]
  31. There's road rage, and then there's road rage between U.S. and Russian military forces [Strange]
  32. So just how much is Bezos' $10 billion pledge to fight climate change actually worth? Think somewhere on the scale between that time you posted in green text to show solidarity with the Arab Spring and that time you dumped ice water on your head [Followup]
  33. It appears that young children have some sort of natural resistance to Coronavirus. So I guess we should, like, start drinking their blood or something [Interesting]
  34. Confused about whether you should hate bats or pangolins more for causing Coronavirus? Why not hate them both. Also, what's a pangolin? [Interesting]
  35. "All this for just a DUI and smoking a little marijuana. I hope you are happy with yourself," said the 68-year-old after a 15-mile, 20 mph chase involving seven police cars [Strange]
  36. Photoshop this group discussion [Photoshop]
  37. BYU eliminates "homosexual behavior" from its list of banned conduct in its revised Honor Code [Cool]
  38. School children given list of 101 alternatives to having sex. Includes going for walks, holding hands, sucking toes, sending flowers... wait a minute [Asinine]
  39. Hottest London fashion trend for women: the unibrow [Giggity]
  40. Movies, music, a little bit of history, and where Florida Man didn't take his date are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Feb 9-15: Fractions Edition [Silly]
  41. Experts discuss and answer the Coronavirus questions you're too afraid to ask [PSA]
  42. Three charged after 11-year-old gives birth in Missouri bathtub [Sick]
  43. Mask bandits make off with [Asinine]
  44. Amsterdam wants to move the Red Light District indoors, which is good news for ROOOOOOOOXANNE [Giggity]
  45. Landscape photographer of 2019 named, Portrait results coming soon [Cool]
  46. PSA: Please don't try to microwave an entire package of Oreos (with pics of results) [Florida]
  47. Instead of spending downtime in the firehouse brushing their mustaches or watching movies, Shawnee firefighters sit down at the sewing machine to repair their bunker gear, saving department time and money [Spiffy]
  48. From the "Who could have seen that coming" files, apparently quarantining an entire cruise ship creates a floating "petri dish" of infection [Obvious]
  49. Theme of Farktography Contest No. 772: "In Deep Shadow 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
  50. Police chief deemed obsolete, asked to turn over his equipment on the way out. Walks a mile home in his tighty whiteys. Fark: in a snowstorm [Amusing]