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The Onion

  1. Yankees Fans Pack Stadium For Asshole Heritage Night
  2. Heartbreaking: This Guy’s Uncle Is Racist But Not Quite Racist Enough For Him To Get Any Viral Content Out Of It
  3. Hollywood Producer Can’t Help But Think About How Much Money He Could Make Off Movie About Harvey Weinstein Scandal
  4. Trump Cancels Meeting With North Korea
  5. Flight Attendant Licks Her Lips As Traveler Approaches Gate With Large Suitcase
  6. 5 Things To Know About ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’
  7. Report: No Way College Japan Society Can Match Lofty Promises Made By Poster Hanging In Library 
  8. ClickHole Is Updating Its Privacy Policy
  9. Jerry Jones Offers To Pay Players' Fines For Domestic Violence
  10. How To Lose Those Next 15 Pounds
  11. Jared Kushner’s Security Clearance Restored
  12. L’Oreal Suspends Production Of Irresistible 2-Step Lip Color Stick After Lab Rat Seduces Way Out Of Facility
  13. God Flees Universe With $250 In Cash
  14. New NFL Policy Requires Players To Either Stand For National Anthem Or Stay In Locker Room
  15. Americans Freed From North Korea Sent Back To Pyongyang After Denuclearization Talks Fall Through
  16. Other 193 Countries Begin Insulting Mike Pence In Hopes Of Avoiding Future Meetings With Trump
  17. ‘You Better Give Our Dad A Good Trade Deal Or You’ll Be Sorry!’ Shout Angry Trump Boys On Phone With Employee Of Local Chinese Restaurant
  18. Jared Kushner Excited To Finally Visit White House After Gaining Security Clearance
  19. Fan Doubtful ‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ Can Live Up To Denny’s Blaster Fire Burger
  20. Friend Insists You Just Have To Climb Ladder, Hop Gap, Scale Wall To See The View From Apartment’s Roof
  21. Study Finds 87% Of Knowledge About Nation Comes From Side Of U-Haul Trucks
  22. Levi’s Unveils New Line Of Jeans With Size Written Across The Whole Ass
  23. Chuck E. Cheese’s Pit Boss Tells Floor Attendant To Keep An Eye On Guest Winning Big At Skee-Ball
  24. The Onion’s Summer 2018 Movie Preview
  25. Funeral Attendees Getting Misty-Eyed During First Dance With Corpse

Waterford Whispers

  1. No Side To Tirelessly Campaign For Vulnerable Children From Now On
  2. Ireland Officially Retires The Phrase ‘She Got The Boat’
  3. ‘Home To Vote’ Expected To Turn Into ‘Home For Unbelievable Session’
  4. Worrying Reports Of Young People Turning Out To Vote
  5. “We’re Being Silenced” No Side Confirm During 1,145th Media Appearance
  6. Liverpool Fan Rewatches Istanbul Final To Prepare For Real Madrid
  7. Government Recycle Bin Charges Into More Bin Charges
  8. Women Reminded To Thank Men For Allowing A Vote In The First Place
  9. New Extra Long Dog Lead Lets You Trip People Up From Home
  10. Ship Sinks After Striking Giant Carlsberg In Middle Of Arctic Ocean

The Chive

  1. The nastiest tweets you probably won’t admit you relate to (22 Photos)
  2. 17 more useful websites you never knew you needed! (17 Photos)
  3. The waffle stacking world record has dramatically been broken (12 Photos)
  4. This Twitter story about an escaped Pomeranian is a roller-coaster (24 Photos)
  5. Sunday is the best day for lingerie (40 Photos)
  6. Treat your hangover with drunk memes this holiday weekend (30 Photos)
  7. Top comments of the week (27 Photos)
  8. Guy gives his brother the best gift of his life (Video)
  9. It’s a lovely day for the “Triple-B” (43 Photos)
  10. Creepy facts that will chill you to the bone (22 Photos)

Pinboard Funny

  1. xkcd: GDPR
  2. Deadpool - Scottish Falsetto Sock Puppet Theatre
  3. SleepingInADream comments on Gordon Ramsay being awesome — [–]SleepingInADream [+1] 124 points 4 months ago Matilda! Do you see this? Look at these eggs. Would you serve this to your customers? Seriously? Bland, slimy, dreadful. They look as horrendous as they taste. Did you even taste your own food? Dreadful. Absolu…
  4. i halp, YOU WIN!! - GIF on Imgur
  5. Royals / Escorts Netflix
  6. Google Translate: "I'm a flat earther"
  7. Nathan Curtis on Twitter: "Observations: - E has more prominence in Anglo-Saxon (14.9% to 8.5% for the 2nd most frequent letter) than in modern English (12% to 9.1%) - T, which is 2nd in modern English (9.1%), is way down in Anglo-Saxon (3.7%). Add in Þ
  8. Cindy Otis on Twitter: "The NYT sent an email about their privacy policy to everyone who has written for them, but they forgot to put us all on bcc. I'm now on a non-stop loop of people replying with questions and 10 more replying asking everyone to stop
  9. eatmypaint
  10. Elizabeth Hernandez on Twitter: "You know when you get a press release to cover a Guinness world record attempt for tallest stack of waffles & expect it to be some big commercial thing & then it's just a guy's house? This is SO MUCH BETTER. Follow along,
  11. Twitter — Dogs that could steal your woman #TuesdayThoughts #ImageAwards #funny #cute #Dog
  12. "Karma is a bitch" - The Latest Weird Chinese Meme 4K - YouTube
  13. 'Cakes become Crawdaddy's for Brockmire Night | New Orleans Baby Cakes News
  14. Fake Text Message | Make Fake Text Conversation
  15. As GDPR looms, it's time to update your personal terms of service | WIRED UK — You have friends' email addresses and Wi-Fi logins. You're still connected to the Dropbox account for the company you used to work for. You know your plumber's bank details. You're a one-person GDPR disaster waiting to happ
  16. Pre - Order Pocket Developer – Pretend Store
  17. Flopstarter | A platform for bad ideas — Waiting for the #notflopstarter hash.
  18. Skate 3 Funny Stuff Compilation #1 - YouTube
  19. Broke Millennials Are Bonding Over the "By Age 35” Meme
  20. Family Guy - Stewie - This is the Night Bitches Die! [full scene] - YouTube
  21. God Bless ContraPoints | Current Affairs
  22. Nick Offerman's 'Yule Log' - YouTube
  23. (6) Plantar Fasciitis: Top 3 Stretches (83% Effective per Research) - YouTube
  24. ClickHole Is Updating Its Privacy Policy
  25. In the spirit of Backstroke of the West, I translated The Force Awakens to Chinese and back, and got these hilarious subtitles. I even got some "Do not want"s. - Album on Imgur
  26. 90 Best Books for Comedy Fans
  27. GDPR Hall of Shame — Bad responses to data privacy requirements
  28. GDPR Hall of Shame
  29. Vengeful_Doe on Twitter: "STORY THREAD: TAM-LIN Or “Un-Dammit, Janet” Girl meets boy, girl loses boy, girl single-handedly defeats faery court on Halloween to save him. While 9 months pregnant. Pls note Janet has officially joined the ranks of Undersu
  30. Vengeful_Doe on Twitter: "J: Wait, first, are you an elf or a human? Inquiring minds. T: I was a lord’s son who fell off my horse during a hunt & the Queen of Elfland grabbed me because even humans are subject to the 5-second rule. I’ve been there so — Story thread: Tam-Lin
  31. Mitsubishi admits falsifying how shit its cars are
  32. SparkNotes: Goodnight Moon - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
  33. Once Upon a Time, This Tech Company Actively Recruited Furries - Motherboard
  34. The Invisible Man on Twitter
  35. Mr Scruff explains GDPR
  36. Flopstarter | A platform for bad ideas
  37. Qoobo | A Tailed Cushion That Heals Your Heart
  38. The Associated Press on Twitter: "Judge rules that 30-year-old man whose parents went to court to evict him must leave by June 1. https://t.co/864nUB1Zcf"
  39. Watch Daily Shouts | We Are Cambridge Analytica | The New Yorker Video | CNE
  40. xkcd: Computers vs Humans
  41. xkcd: Eclipse Science
  42. To save the world, archeology must be banned
  43. Barbie ride-on toy car modded with real engine goes 70 mph / Boing Boing
  44. (54) Arrested Development: Star Wars with Ron Howard! | The Star Wars Show - YouTube
  45. Magicians are nothing without their assistants – Bits and Pieces
  46. Epic Bill Gates e-mail rant from 2003 / Boing Boing
  47. Alex Creators — "The rule was still that if either of them had an idea for a strip they had to draw it out in rough and show it to the other, rather than tell it."
  48. List: What Your Myers-Briggs Type Says About Whether You’ll Take the Myers-Briggs Test - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
  49. Janet Jackson Gave Jenna Dewan a Basket of Vibrators
  50. Extreme Fomo Stocks
  51. Amends - The Perry Bible Fellowship
  52. If you believe that standing up for evidence and reason and the rule of law is important you've got to vote for Democrats
  53. Fake American Names in a Japanese Baseball Game - YouTube
  54. Alex Kerfoot on Twitter: "By age 35 you should have at least two thirds of your hard drive space taken up by recursively nested copies of the hard drives from all your previous computers"
  55. neontaster on Twitter: "Trump tweet: Just had some hummus. Delicious! Jen Rubin column: Why I no longer love hummus Max Boot column: Why Trump's love of hummus spells disaster for the Israeli-Palestinian conflict Krassenstein tweet: Boycott all hummus. RE
  56. Folklore.org: Make a Mess, Clean it Up! — “Instead of avoiding the tough situations, he'd immediately create them, and immediately start learning how to handle the worst situation imaginable. Pretty soon he would routinely handle anything the machine could throw at him.”
  57. Earth-Moon Fire Pole — My son (5y) asked me today: If there were a kind of a fireman's pole from the Moon down to the Earth, how long would it take to slide all the way from the Moon to the Earth?
  58. Birds tho on Twitter: "👀… "
  59. Twitter — Perfect training partner #funny #cute #dog #aww #kids
  60. David Cross Gets Extremely Upset with Colbert on Late Show
  61. 10 Best SNL Skits This Season: Season 43
  62. (19) Honest Trailers - Star Wars Spinoffs (Holiday Special & More!) - YouTube
  63. Hotel Artemis Red Band Trailer: Bullets, Blood and Bad Words
  64. These mini cinder blocks let you build your own desk gear / Boing Boing
  65. Dem Texas Gov Nominee
  66. Defending against tyranny — The Onion delivers
  67. A judge sides with parents and rules their 30-year-old son must move out - CNN
  68. Corona devises humble bragging out-of-office gif generator | The Drum — Corona’s latest digital campaign centres on ‘the world’s most unapologetic out of office generator’, a microsite launched right in time for the UK’s May Day Bank Holiday weekend. Launched under the moniker of WoooHooo.com, the site allows consumers to…
  69. How to Tell if a Guy Likes You vs How to Tell if a Girl Likes You - YouTube
  70. NJ High School Invited Prom Attendees to ‘Party Like It’s 1776,’ Sparking Outrage Because, You Know, 1776 Wasn’t a Party for Everyone 

Buzzfeed

  1. 16 idées qui sont presque trop futées
  2. Faites ce quiz et on vous dira à quel point vous aimez faire des quiz plutôt que de bosser
  3. 22 fruits et légumes qui clairement avaient besoin d'être enveloppés dans du plastique
  4. 18 photos des trucs hipster les plus marrants qui soient jamais arrivés
  5. 18 trucs sexuels complètement irréalistes que font les femmes dans les films
  6. 20 clichés qui nous gonflent dans tous les blockbusters qui sortent ou presque
  7. 15 photos qui vont grandement vous troubler
  8. 31 photos qui ne sont pas des pénis, mais c'est pas faute d'essayer
  9. 13 photos qui vous feront crier : «MAIS POURQUOOOOI ?»
  10. 11 hommes qui ne font même pas semblant d'essayer de faire correctement des tâches ménagères
  11. 26 choses quel seules les personnes qui viennent d'une famille nombreuses reconnaîtront
  12. 22 choses que seules les filles de moins de 1,60 m comprendront
  13. 11 gâteaux absolument ignobles et 11 gâteaux qui sont de la pure perfection
  14. J'ai testé 6 recettes à faire au micro-ondes uniquement, et y'a vraiment des trucs pas mal
  15. À quelle décennie de la mode appartenez-vous ?
  16. Je vous autorise à vous moquer de ces 18 personnes
  17. 18 trucs qui arrivent vraiment pendant le sexe et que vous ne verrez jamais à la télévision
  18. 22 photos qui ne sont pas ce que vous pensez, sale pervers
  19. 14 histoires de femmes qui ont eu affaire avec des micropénis
  20. Choisissez une couleur et on vous dit comment vous préférez faire du sexe
  21. 19 figurants qui se sont donnés du mal, on peut pas leur enlever ça
  22. 15 parents qui ont eu une pire journée que la vôtre
  23. Vous vous souvenez de la fois où «Friends» a remplacé Rachel par une inconnue et où personne n'a rien remarqué ?
  24. 14 photos de couples qui vous feront crier : «ÇA VA TROP LOIN, J'APPELLE LES GENDARMES»
  25. Tout le monde se masturbe, mais vous masturbez-vous comme tout le monde ?
  26. 15 choses qui surprendront tous les Français sur les campus américains
  27. 13 personnes qui passent une bien plus mauvaise journée que la vôtre
  28. 17 choses que toutes les filles qui ont grandi avec des frères comprendront
  29. 20 dilemmes impossibles pour les fans de «Harry Potter»
  30. Vos opinions sur ces 20 aliments détermineront votre qualité la plus clivante
  31. Vos goûts en matière d'alcool vont révéler votre maison à Poudlard
  32. 23 habitudes américaines qui surprennent les Français
  33. 30 photos qui vont vous faire crier «MAIS C'EST PAS POSSIBLE!!!»
  34. 9 façons de faire l'amour que tous les couples ensemble depuis au moins deux ans ont déjà connues
  35. Le détail qui vous a certainement échappé lors du dernier épisode de «Game of Thrones»
  36. 19 photos qui ont été prises pile au bon moment
  37. Ces femmes ont été photoshoppées aux proportions de Barbie et leurs pieds sont ridiculement petits
  38. 24 luttes que toute personne qui a ses règles a connues
  39. 39 problèmes que connaissent trop bien les filles aux cheveux fins
  40. 17 vrais problèmes vestimentaires que rencontrent les filles pendant l'été
  41. 27 choses qui vont faire le ménage pour vous
  42. Ce mec s'est un peu tapé la honte à cause de la carte Snapchat (mais c'était drôle)
  43. 19 raisons pour lesquelles les festivals, c'est de la merde
  44. 52 photos trop bizarres même pour un article de BuzzFeed
  45. 39 choses dégueu que font la plupart des couples en secret
  46. Test: êtes-vous un bon coup?
  47. 25 choses qu'aucune femme n'admettra faire en public
  48. Les 12 ~vraies~ étapes du sexe gay
  49. À quelle maison de Poudlard appartenez-vous au lit?

Newsthump

  1. If you don’t like obeying our laws then you should get out of our country, Tommy Robinson told
  2. Liverpool Goalkeeper Loris Karius named as new face of Teflon
  3. New ‘Warhammer Kids’ line tears hole in reality and spawns new Chaos God
  4. Ireland votes to kick Bishop Brennan up the arse
  5. Disappointment as GDPR won’t prevent mother-in-law from contacting you
  6. Boris Johnson tricks Russian pranksters into believing he’s a credible politician
  7. Irish women voting to have as much control over their bodies as they do over their emails
  8. Irish voters urged to drag nation into 20th Century
  9. Man successfully unsubscribes from a decade’s worth of shit emails by doing f*ck all
  10. Morgan Freeman allegedly pinched woman’s arse while narrating the whole thing

The Daily Mash

  1. ‘Cheap and easy’ meal recipe assumes you already have truffle oil
  2. Smashed phone screens join official list of things that are cool
  3. We’ll definitely be needing a hard border now, confirms Arlene Foster
  4. Hipster with pipe admits he has gone too far this time
  5. Married couple’s night out not as good as their last one in 2002
  6. Middle class family go back to nature by ‘camping’ in ensuite yurt
  7. Is it too late for you to become a stunt man? Take our test to find out…
  8. Lad in football shirt makes fun of nerds in Harry Potter robes 

  9. Be ready for a nasty shock, US and Britain tell Ireland
  10. Which dreadful personality type are you?
  11. GDPR emails told to chill the f**k out
  12. Meghan to spend six months learning how to wave
  13. What is a ‘speed limit’? 
  14. 21st-century teenager has no idea of 19th-century workplace awaiting him
  15. Builder does eight-hour day for charity
  16. Man celebrates pay rise by choosing slightly more expensive version of everything for the rest of his life
  17. Couple leaving ‘honeymoon phase’ realise they have no friends left
  18. Duchess of Sussex orders it moved to California
  19. Middle class couple forced to make ‘Sophie’s choice’ between wood burner and SUV
  20. Is being a cougar still a thing? Because if so, I’m pretty sure I am one

The Poke

  1. People are sharing their stories of getting #HomeToVote in the Irish referendum and they’re extraordinary
  2. 19 moving, surprising (and funny) tweets about the Irish abortion referendum
  3. Brian Blessed’s heckler put down is not sophisticated but it’s very satisfying
  4. 27 of the funniest tweets to help you through GDPR Day
  5. Funniest exchange involving Russell Crowe you’ll read this week
  6. Most satisfying comeback you’ll read this week
  7. 13 of the funniest tweets about Trump’s dwindling Nobel Peace Prize hopes
  8. This is a lovely story about Paul Weller (especially if you’re a fan of Paul Weller)
  9. 6 times Liverpool’s James Milner was brilliantly boring on Twitter
  10. Donald Trump pulls out of talks with North Korea – our 8 favourite responses online
  11. The Mirror apologises to Katie Hopkins and it’s an all-time classic newspaper correction
  12. People are sharing the horror of mispronouncing words in public and here are 21 of the best
  13. Boris Johnson was duped by a prank call and here are the only 8 responses you need
  14. Toby Young took on David Lammy over Oxford diversity and the Labour MP had the perfect response
  15. Piers Morgan teed off and the crowd’s reaction is very satisfying indeed
  16. ‘There’s a new Ed Balls in town’
  17. Someone’s re-edited the royal wedding and suddenly it’s a whole lot more relatable
  18. A sinkhole opened up on the White House lawn and these are the 22 funniest tweets about it
  19. A tech company launched this gadget to help solve noisy offices and everyone made the same joke
  20. That dad’s Science Museum school trip has taken an unexpected twist and it’s very 2018

Reddit Funny

  1. Yes and eYes
  2. i cant stop laughing
  3. Balls of steel bitch
  4. Announcers tear into sorority girls at a baseball game!
  5. Everything is possible
  6. Now hiring!
  7. She escaped
  8. It was a good attempt!
  9. Story time with strangers.
  10. Alpha slav
  11. Get him a bed they said..
  12. Thanks, Google Translate
  13. The Marvel/Shaun of the dead crossover you didn’t know you needed.
  14. Fat people can fight too.
  15. Saturday Night vs Sunday Morning
  16. Look it up in the dictionary, it's called 'Freudian Slip'.
  17. "Need to launch a ball really high?"
  18. Too soon Deadpool....😆
  19. A gentle beginning. A hard ending.
  20. Relax
  21. Woah dude, save some for the rest of us
  22. It is all about timing
  23. But we are BUILDINGS!!!
  24. Wow
  25. Me flying my quadline kite and getting blown away while my friends are no help..
  26. Look, honey. The new neighbours just moved in.
  27. It's always the end of the month for me
  28. My uncle shared this on Facebook. He has no idea.
  29. I gave it to the cat
  30. Are you not entertained?
  31. It is true though
  32. When you reach for the stars...
  33. How pizza has been delivered this weekend in Brazil
  34. He died unfortunately
  35. Thor is about to nail Thanos
  36. Not again...
  37. Went to KFC in China...
  38. ⁿᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ʰᵉˡᵖˢ ᵐᵉ ᵃʳᵒᵘⁿᵈ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᴰᴬᴹᴺ ʰᵒᵘˢᵉ
  39. When you forget to switch to your summer uniform
  40. When you really get into the Careless Whisper’s sax solo but remember George Michael died....FeelsSadMan.
  41. Over 40 guys sing the halo theme song in a bathroom
  42. Children's Transformers
  43. Irony on my flight home
  44. Boss Kitty
  45. 😱
  46. Look at that look
  47. THE HOTTEST THING THIS SUMMER:
  48. I added music
  49. U may be magician hooman, but I am just dog.
  50. Oh Stan
  51. Royal escorts
  52. The proper use of the flame thrower.
  53. My kid saw a movie ad and said 'It looks like us!'
  54. ((CONCERN))
  55. That face...
  56. Sums up ww2 pretty well.
  57. Woman Leaves Pissed Off Yelp Review, Owner Responds...
  58. The rare arctic snowhound.
  59. is this cosplay?
  60. Unforeseen Circumstances...
  61. Social avoidance
  62. They put my friend’s service dog in the yearbook
  63. What just happened lol
  64. Not again...
  65. New updates
  66. Let's double check...
  67. Any Doctor Here?
  68. Despite a reputation for stupidity, the Shoebill is a masterful hunter
  69. When the History channel runs out of ideas
  70. Gender Neutral Bathrooms be like...
  71. Woah
  72. More People Should Follow This Advice
  73. Our office is so competitive...
  74. The Shithouse Poet
  75. Priorities...
  76. Meanwhile, at the BBQ in Oakland
  77. Meow.... When you see it
  78. When you’re so lazy you make the news!
  79. This summary of “Breaking Bad“, found on a Chinese DVD set, really is something else
  80. I can’t unsee this now
  81. I got your nose!
  82. ...
  83. Times are tough for the Imperials.
  84. Ma Kitten
  85. Top Tier Design
  86. The best kind of ice-cream!
  87. Wonder woman showing her kissing skills
  88. Need a heart transplant!!!
  89. Dog looks like John Travolta!
  90. What?
  91. Before and after Sautéing spinach
  92. This Pepsi sign on a convenience store
  93. Every group project ever.
  94. I think my new gf will be a great mom:) he thought it was really fun 😂
  95. You've got a friend in me...
  96. Uhh....
  97. So they have these in France
  98. smothering
  99. Asked dominos to write a joke in the box. This is what I got
  100. I actually don’t own any shower gel at the moment so thanks.

Cracked

  1. 5 Trends in Porn Searches You'd Never Expect
  2. 5 Crazy Conspiracy Theories From All Around The World
  3. 5 People Who Straight Up Survived The Unsurvivable
  4. History Has Never Agreed On A True Definition Of 'Happiness'
  5. Good News, You Can Now Pray To Amazon (Literally)
  6. 21 Video Game Ads And Packages That Tell The Painful Truth
  7. The Petty, Misleading Photos We Need To Stop Sharing
  8. 5 Stupid Movie Tropes You Always See About Women
  9. 5 Incompetent Characters Who Make Superhero Plots Possible
  10. 5 Heartwarming Stories That Are Also Totally Hilarious
  11. A City In Florida Keeps Receiving Zombie Alerts
  12. 7 Reasons The World Is Full Of Hate Groups And Cults
  13. 5 Movies That Are Popular For Reasons You'd Never Expect
  14. You Litter Less If Eyes Are Looking At You (Even Fake Ones)
  15. California Gets STDs, And Other Breaking Health News
  16. 5 Real People Who Have The World's Worst Superpowers
  17. Why Han Solo is the Most Important Character in Star Wars
  18. Japan's Early Tabloids Were Horrifically Artsy
  19. 5 Super Shady Things You Didn't Know About 'The Bachelor'
  20. 5 Historical Figures Everybody Gets Totally Wrong
  21. 4 Gun Nut Arguments That Debunk Themselves
  22. 5 Ways To Watch The Star Wars Series (That Are Crazy AF)
  23. When It Comes To Sugary Snacks, We Want What We Can�€™t Have
  24. 5 Weird Things All Movies Believe About Rich People
  25. Xbox�€™s Latest Controller Is A Real Game-Changer
  26. Here's How To Improve That Dumb Batman Prequel 'Pennyworth'
  27. Unexpected Ways Your Life Will Change After Just One Event
  28. 6 #MeToo Accused Who Are Already Making Their Comebacks
  29. 5 Dark Historical Mysteries We'll Probably Never Solve
  30. 7 Products That Bizarrely Use War As A Marketing Tool

Fark

  1. Photoshop what this golden-helmed observer sees [Photoshop]
  2. High school: We're not playing the national anthem before the game. Crowd: Hold our beer and watch this [Murica]
  3. Ugly-ass giant terrorizes Wisconsin [Cool]
  4. If you live in Nashville and are worried about the current hepatitis A outbreak, fear not. The county has enough doses of the vaccine to cover a whopping 5% of the people at risk [Scary]
  5. Hormel recalling 228,000 pounds of canned ♫ ♬Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, Wonderful Spam♫ ♬ [Silly]
  6. NYPD want you to look out. Here cums the Spiderman [PSA]
  7. Now that Ireland has come to its senses about abortion, let's take a moment to appreciate these bizarre ancient Irish fertility carvings of gargoyles holding their vulvae that adorn churches (NSFW if stone/metal vulvae are not safe for your workplace) [Weird]
  8. Quakertown, PA is booming [Weird]
  9. Denver Man had 50 pounds of waffle mix, two waffle irons and a dream. And that dream was the Guinness World Record for waffle stacking [Amusing]
  10. Arizona is closed [Sad]
  11. Service dog Ellie, who was set to board a plane, gives birth to eight pups at Tampa International airport. Proud dad Nugget, who's also a service dog, was by Ellie's side for the ruff time [Sappy]
  12. Photoshop this shrub-surrounded teleworker [Photoshop]
  13. CSB Sunday Morning: That time you went to the race... or whatever you do on Memorial Day in your neck of the woods [CSB]
  14. How To Lose Friends, And Make Your Family Hate You, Too [Stupid]
  15. Memorial Day weekend is a good time for West Virginia police to catch out of state drivers speeding through "work zones" where no work is being done [PSA]
  16. Hooversville Cafe holds first adult entertainment show and my, they really went all out on the signage [Giggity]
  17. First baby born in twelve years on isolated Brazilian island where childbirth is prohibited due to the remoteness. Fark: It's all cool though, since the mother had no idea she was pregnant until the kid started coming out in the toilet [Scary]
  18. I hate Illinois Nazis [Stupid]
  19. You'd think before agreeing to give $10 million to a huge development deal, the city council would read the proposed contract in full to ensure it was a loan, not a grant, and also to verify it was actually $28 million [Florida]
  20. You think your commute is bad? Try zip-lining over a river every day, up hill both ways [Interesting]
  21. Woman who enjoyed being stung by wasps while tracking gorillas died doing what she loved [Scary]
  22. 125-year-old vintage Levi's sells for $100,000. It has no belt loops, those'll cost extra [Silly]
  23. What could be more embarrassing than having the entire country know your own parents evicted you? How about Alex Jones offering to support you financially? [Followup]
  24. I scream, you scream, we all scream, fight, and spit blood (airborne edition) [Dumbass]
  25. Doctor charged with selling homeopathic sound waves to cure Ebola. Tag is as much for customers as it is for the "doctor" [Dumbass]
  26. Off-duty officer Castle Doctrines his home from another off-duty officer who happened to be his brother coming by to say hi [Repeat]
  27. Retiring pricipal gets hunderds of burrito giftcards sayof from grateful students [Amusing]
  28. Photoshop these very friendly tennis players [Photoshop]
  29. Your honor, my client is innocent but that sneaky looking eggplant is guilty as hell. Since this story comes from Australia there is a 50/50 chance it did the deed [Fail]
  30. New outdoor rope & zip line course in Branson, to include live alligators & pythons. "With live alligators and pythons living beneath, it's sure to elevate the challenge and thrill of the ropes course" Said Bass Pro owner Johnny Morris [Interesting]
  31. After Matthew's ex-wife said he had done nothing with his life, he decided to become a fake ICE agent [Dumbass]
  32. Let's hear what the mom of the evicted millennial's son has to say about him. Oh, dear [Followup]
  33. Feel like living in a van down by the river? You will now [Cool]
  34. Two McDonald's customers have filed a $5 million lawsuit alleging they are charged the same price regardless if their burger has cheese or not [Florida]
  35. Photoshop this American mower [Photoshop]
  36. DEA apologizes after a SWAT team kicks in the door of a wrong house and throws a flash grenade in a child's room [Scary]
  37. Fox News tells us why people kill. The list is even stupider than you imagine [Murica]
  38. Trigger happy cops are now shooting each other [Interesting]
  39. Police release composite sketch of alleged conman, who was apparently wearing a tinted windshield from a '78 Buick (possible nsfw content on page) [Amusing]
  40. The Sorcery Act of 1971 makes it illegal to kill people with black magic? Good to know [Interesting]
  41. Border Patrol changes its story, but 20-year-old Claudia Gonzalez is still dead [Followup]
  42. Braintree police succeed in finding a motorist driving without his [Dumbass]
  43. Caption this brave lava observer [Caption]
  44. And the new end of the world date is "spins wheel" ...June 24th 2018 [PSA]
  45. Photoshop this mechanical defense mechanism [Photoshop]
  46. It appears that the Bristol Public Library's newest acquisition is a real page turner on Caturday [Caturday]
  47. Europe is locked and loaded, and Google is going down [News]
  48. Here is some advice from billionaires because your life is TOTALLY relatable [Misc]
  49. After 150 years, Arlington National Cemetery is running out of burial space as too many heroes are dying to get in [Murica]
  50. Woman at checkout line cannot afford all of her groceries. A woman behind her offers to pay. Then it gets 'Murica [Murica]