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The Onion

  1. Curt Schilling Insists He’d Already Be Hall Of Famer If MLB Never Racially Integrated
  2. Biden Authorizes U.S. Military To Shoot Down Any Harmful Greenhouse Gases That Enter Nation’s Airspace
  3. Citizens Pay $55 Million Each To Be Part Of Commercial Space Crew Visiting ISS
  4. YouTube Removes Thousands Of Underperforming Covid Misinformation Videos
  5. NFL Reformers Criticize Cowboys-To-Broadcast Booth Pipeline
  6. Increasingly Bold Israel Begins Building Settlements In Downtown Albuquerque
  7. Car’s Satellite Radio Display Taking Its Sweet-Ass Time To Reveal Entire Name Of Song
  8. Dept. Of Homeland Security: ‘Has Anybody Seen A Blue Folder?’
  9. Paleontologists Say Baby Tyrannosaurs Were As Big As Medium-Sized Dogs
  10. Pros And Cons Of Eliminating The Filibuster
  11. National Guard Returns To Endless Sleep Under Mount Rushmore Until Nation Calls Upon Them Again
  12. Experts Say Severe Weather Will Continue Until Gargantuan Child Shaking Earth’s Snow Globe Calms Down
  13. CDC Warns About More Deadly Covid Variants After Virus Mutates Into Serial Killer Richard Ramirez
  14. Activism Halted After Realization Wallet Across Room
  15. Merck Halts Development Of Coronavirus Vaccines
  16. Late-Arriving Protestor Has No Idea What He’s Chanting
  17. ‘Home Gym Equipment Is Still Sold Out Everywhere,’ Man Hopes
  18. Small Town’s Sole Tourist Attraction Site Of Human Atrocity
  19. Lessons From The Trump Era
  20. Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids
  21. The Weeknd To Star In Super Bowl Halftime Show
  22. Rest Easy: Bethesda Announces That Shia LaBeouf Will Appear In ‘Indiana Jones’ Game But His Character Dies Almost Immediately
  23. CDC Announces Country On Track To Chuck 1 Million Expired Vaccines Per Day
  24. Sarah Huckabee Sanders Vows To Protect Good People Of Arkansas From Any Questions
  25. Wise, Thoughtful Elder Won’t Put A Sock In It

Waterford Whispers

  1. Johnson Takes The ‘Doesn’t Need To Resign’ Type Of ‘Full Responsibility’
  2. Gardaí Shut Down Hasbeens Operating In Shed
  3. Commercial Property Run Down, Lacking Basic Facilities? Why Not Convert It To A Direct Provision Centre Today
  4. Social Media Influencers Exempt From New Covid Travel Restrictions, Seemingly
  5. Johnson & Johnson Vaccine Passes Critical ‘No More Tears’ Testing Phase
  6. How Ireland’s Mandatory Quarantine For Travellers Will Work
  7. Sales Of Grey Wigs & Walking Sticks Increase As Vaccination Of Over 70s To Begin
  8. Asymptomatic Man Who Tested Positive For Covid Feeling Like Some Kind Of Immortal God
  9. Tired Of Sourdough & Banana Bread? Try This Crack Cocaine Recipe
  10. 15 Acceptable Reactions To Level 5 Being Extended Into March

The Chive

  1. The lion, the van, and the UDN (11 Photos)
  2. THIS is the kind of sh*t I need in my life (18 Photos)
  3. Parents share how their kids are holding up in year 1 of Covid-times (21 Photos and GIFs)
  4. With a big CLEAVAGE bullet…this is Sexy Italian (26 Photos)
  5. Electroshocking your wife while she chugs, what could go wrong? (Video)
  6. Daily Dopamine Dump
  7. Wee bit chilly, are we? (34 Photos)
  8. People reveal the movies they SHOULD NOT have watched….(20 Photos)
  9. So… This is the married life (25 Photos)
  10. Wild laughs from the Animal Kingdom (62 Photos)

Pinboard Funny

  1. These 6 Christmas Classics In The Style Of Twin Peaks Sound “Dark, Moody And Totally Ridiculous”
  2. I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement — This restaurant commissioned me to create a structure that would allow its patrons to dine comfortably in cold and inclement weather while still ke...
  3. Mat Osman on Twitter: "Acapella group doing Windows noises https://t.co/BYEiAy7NcY" / Twitter
  4. Sixth Grade Detective
  5. The Death Generator — death screens from videogames with editable text and contents
  6. xkcd: 1/1,000th Scale World
  7. Increasingly Bold Israel Begins Building Settlements In Downtown Albuquerque
  8. Web Conversations With the Year 2000
  9. This GoFundMe Does Not Exist
  10. kelseyhightower/nocode: The best way to write secure and reliable applications. Write nothing; deploy nowhere.
  11. The Website is Down
  12. Customize your new Planck EZ | Planck EZ
  13. Amazing... a capella group nails Windows sound effects : Damnthatsinteresting
  14. Dr. Laura Berates Her Callers - Saturday Night Live - YouTube
  15. Use this for any talk mentioning cookies — It's funny AND accurate.
  16. Minimum Wage Counter Argument Generator ― perchance.org ⚅
  17. Getting Girl Uninterested Speedrun World Record - YouTube
  18. Funny Wine Shirt I'd Rather Be Full Of Wine — Funny Wine Shirt I’d Rather Be Full Of Wine – Perfect shirt for anyone who loves drinking, wine, alcohol, beverage, like funny things, sarcasm, wine jokes – The vivid design with the 2 glasses of wine and the quote “I’d Rather Be Full Of Wine Than Be Full Of Shit” makes it a pe…
  19. A Conservative’s Guide to Preparing for a Biden Presidency - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
  20. Deluxe Edition of Board Game Includes Four Friends Willing to Play and Not Bitch the Whole Time
  21. Run Program: {x} - Amuly - Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
  22. What's a God to a Goose? - elseifstars - Hades (Video Game 2018) [Archive of Our Own] — untitled goose game crossovers are my favorite
  23. Ä Brïëf Hïstörÿ Öf Hëävÿ Mëtäl Ümläüts — Kerrang!
  24. Legalize It → Spectator.ru [ Дмитрий Смирнов ] — Весь текущий кризис взаимоотношений власти и народа легко исправить одним простым движением: нужно избавиться от этих мучительных недоговоренностей. Песков должен выйти к народу и сказать «да, мы охуели». Тайную дачу Путина, даже если она не его, официально назвать дворцом,…
  25. One of my favorite stories of recent years: How an investing forum on Reddit has gone to war with Wall Street hedge funds
  26. LILEKS (James)
  27. xkcd: Trash Compactor Party
  28. Funny Cat Shirt Rub My Belly Tell Me I'm Pretty — Funny Cat Shirt Rub My Belly Tell Me I’m Pretty – Best shirt for a cat lover, pet lover, cat owner, who love kittens, meow, cute things, sarcasm, pun, cat jokes. – The smart design with the lovely cat giving 4 legs in the air and the quote “Rub My Belly & Tell Me I’m Pretty”…
  29. Funny Cat Shirt Me Sarcastic Never — Funny Cat Shirt Me Sarcastic Never – Best shirt for a cat lover, pet lover, cat owner, who love kittens, meow, cute things, sarcasm, pun, cat jokes. – The smart design with the awkward cat and the quote “Me? Sarcastic Never” makes it a meaningful shirt for any cat lover to wear and catch…
  30. She "Woke Up" at the Funeral Home - YouTube
  31. GameStop Banking Guy
  32. Funny Cat Shirt Check My Giveashitometer Nope Nothing — Funny Cat Shirt Check My Giveashitometer Nope Nothing – Best shirt for a cat lover, pet lover, cat owner, who love kittens, meow, furring balls, funny things – The smart design with the lovely white cat giving attention to the writing on the table and the quote ” Let M…
  33. Printed My CV On My Car & Parked It Outside My Dream Job - YouTube
  34. Affinity Magazine on Twitter: "Thinking about former President George W. Bush’s struggle with his poncho at the last inauguration... #Inauguration2021 https://t.co/rhF0MfEA84" / Twitter
  35. Funny Black Cat Shirt I Found This Humerus — Funny Black Cat Shirt I Found This Humerus – Best shirt for a cat lover, pet lover, cat owner, who love kittens, meow, furring balls, funny things – The smart design with a black cat gnawing a bone in the mouth and the quote “I Found This Humerus” makes it a meaningful shirt for …
  36. Dan Hon on Twitter: "1/ I figured out the dumbest, stupidest bug over the weekend. I run a Minecraft Bedrock server in a Docker container on my computer for my kids*. But, for some weird reason, *if the screensaver is on*, you can't connect to the server.
  37. ‘Go Back to Moscow': Airplane Banners Near Mar-a-Lago Taunt ‘Pathetic Loser’ Trump
  38. [ACC] Should You Have A Merry Christmas?
  39. A Typeface Mystery: The Legend of Eisenhower’s Skinny 'S' - The Atlantic
  40. ‘Illegal rave’ in Southend just pensioners queuing for jab | Echo
  41. Opinion | Walking During the Coronavirus Pandemic - The New York Times — I have a heart monitor. I have a pulse oximeter. I have an oxygen tank. It’s going to be a relaxing stroll.
  42. Cat vibing to Zwift Menu Music Theme - YouTube
  43. Reddit: Wow I hate everyone else so much more!
  44. An interview with The Man — Last Tuesday, between my late dinner and early bedtime, I was able to catch up with The Man, best known for being the head of The Establishment, and the developed world’s biggest employer. Millions of people work for The Man, […]
  45. As Adobe Flash stops running, so do some railroads in China ｜ Apple Daily — "Tuesday’s chaos arose after China Railway Shenyang failed to deactivate Flash in time, leading to a complete shutdown of its railroads in Dalian, Liaoning province. Staffers were reportedly unable to view train operation diagrams, formulate train s…
  46. "Do not use as cutting board."
  47. Thou shalt not commit logical fallacies
  48. Funny Chicken Shirt I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice — Funny Chicken Shirt I Talk To Myself I Need Expert Advice – Best shirt for cock lovers, chicken lovers, farmers, farming animals, love puns, sarcasm, funny stuff – Vintage graphic of the funny cock with the sarcastic looking and the quote “Of Course I Talk To Myse…
  49. RED's In This Season - Cimila — Eggsy Unwin may or may not have a few gaps in his official files. Those few gaps being his grandmother, Victoria Winslow, and his grandfather, Ivan Simanov, and all the ex-KGB aunts and uncles who've helped raise him. It's not a problem; after all, it ain't like his work life and his home li…
  50. Han Solo PI — AUXMyCb.mp4
  51. Task Force Orange: Supporting Delta Force | SOFREP
  52. no hello — Imagine calling someone on the phone, going hello! then putting them on hold... 🤦‍♀️
  53. no hello (don't just say 'hello' without a follow up in chat) — Imagine calling someone on the phone, going hello! then putting them on hold... 🤦‍♀️
  54. 3D Maze Cube | Laberinto 3D by JC_Puzzles - Thingiverse
  55. Tom Gauld on a bird's-eye view of a writer at work – cartoon | Books | The Guardian
  56. Kitchen gadgets review: the Egg Master – a horrifying, unholy affair | Food | The Guardian
  57. Dalek Buddha by SavageRodent - Thingiverse
  58. Flexi Pickle Rick by strablej - Thingiverse
  59. Pickle Rick - Christmas Ornament by DrewSmith007 - Thingiverse
  60. UFO Lamp by SmokiesStash - Thingiverse
  61. I Just Want To Touch Your Butt Funny Personalized Mug — I just want to touch your butt · touch your butt all the time, Personalized Mugs, Funny Coffee Mug, Perfect Gift for Valentine’s day, Gift for Her, Anniversary Mug · Naughty Mug. Beverage Mug Material: 100% Ceramic Size: 11oz; 15oz Dye Sublimation graphics for excep…
  62. no hello
  63. Parler’s New Serverless Architecture - Last Week in AWS
  64. Rachel Tobac on Twitter: "To reach the ~youth~ we're going to have to make infosec sea shanties, aren't we? Guess so! Behold the tale of kid who reuses their passwords & ends up pwn'd, then learns how to stay safe. We're on a mission to encourage uniq
  65. In The Balance
  66. The Proverbial Murder Mystery
  67. Two Wolves And A Sheep
  68. Margaret M. DeAdder | Obituaries | The Chronicle Herald — Excelleny obituary.
  69. Julius Caesar Pen Holder / Julius Caesar Pencil Holder / ides | Etsy
  70. no hello

Buzzfeed

  1. Can We Guess How Old You Are Based On What You'd Add To Your Ramen?
  2. Elliot Page And His Wife, Emma Portner, Have Announced Their Divorce
  3. Gordon Ramsay Is Feuding With A Vegan TikToker, And He Just Ate A Burger On Camera To Spite Her
  4. Ryan Reynolds Tweeted An R-Rated Joke About His Time On "Sesame Street," And It Is NOT Kid-Friendly
  5. 17 People Who Made Horrible Mistakes, And Thank Goodness Because They're Hilarious
  6. Spend A Day As A Kleinfeld Bridal Consultant To See How Far You Can Make It Without Getting Fired
  7. Madonna's Daughter Joined Instagram And Immediately Started Dragging Madonna Fans, And They Are Absolutely Living For It
  8. I've Edited Bernie Sanders From The Inauguration Into Classic Movies — Can You Spot Him?
  9. Joe Biden Got Rid Of Trump's "Diet Coke Button," And People Are Just Finding Out That It Even Existed
  10. 13 Pictures That Show How President Biden Redecorated And De-Trumpified The Oval Office
  11. Just 15 Hilarious Memes About Bernie Sanders Looking Quite Cold
  12. A Woman Is Going Viral For Sharing How A Man Shamed Her For Not Sleeping With Him, And Her Message Is So Important
  13. Trump Left A Note For Biden At The White House, So Naturally Twitter Meme-ified It
  14. The Famous Guys You Find Attractive And Unattractive Will Determine Your Age
  15. The Aesthetics You're Drawn To Will Accurately Reveal Your Age
  16. I Bet We Can Guess Your Age Based On The Potatoes You Eat For Breakfast, Lunch, And Dinner
  17. 24 Pictures Of Things Before And After Donald Trump Touched Them
  18. Wanna Know How Dateable You Are? React To These Worst First Date Scenarios To Find Out
  19. 15 People Who Performed At Trump's Inauguration Vs. 15 People Who Will Perform At Biden's
  20. 19 Times Being Passive-Aggressive Was Hilariously Entertaining
  21. How Do Your Fast Food Habits Compare To Everyone Else's?
  22. There Are Two Types Of Eaters In This World — Spoon People And Fork People — Who Are You?
  23. If You Were A Hogwarts Student, Would Umbridge Like You Or Not?
  24. Don't Freak Out, But We Can Guess Your Height Based On Your Pancake Preferences
  25. Cater A Wedding With Only Fast Food And We'll Reveal Your Exact Age
  26. I Am Genuinely Curious Who You Think The A-Hole Is In These 10 Situations
  27. I'm Genuinely Curious Whether Or Not You'd Wear These Bridesmaid Dresses Again
  28. The Results Are Anonymous, So Please Don't Hold Back — Do You Do These Morally Questionable Hygiene Things?
  29. Sorry, But Unless You Live In The United States You Won't Pass This Quiz
  30. You're Not Gonna Believe This, But We Can Guess Your Favorite Season Based On Your A-Z Food Preferences
  31. Quem é você no Among Us da Netolab?
  32. Anne Hathaway Just Asked Everyone To Stop Calling Her "Anne," Explaining That She Hates The Name
  33. If You Can't Get 10/10 On This "Harry Potter" Quiz, I'm Taking Away Your Hogwarts Letter
  34. How Many Of These Commonly Disliked Foods Do You Find Delicious?
  35. We've Been Living With COVID-19 For Over 10 Months. How Does Your Corona Comfort Level Compare With Others?
  36. Do You Think These Relationship Things Are Cute, Cliché Or Straight-Up Creepy?
  37. The Choices You Make In This Quiz Will Determine Your Dominant Emotion, But Only If You Don’t Lie
  38. I Bet You Can't Pass This "Friends" Two Truths And A Lie Quiz Without Cheating
  39. I Dare You To Play This Hot Guys Vs. Appetizers “Would You Rather”
  40. I'm Genuinely Curious Whether You Prefer These Critically Acclaimed Films Or The Movie "Shrek"
  41. Arnold Schwarzenegger's Speech Comparing The Capitol Riots To Nazi Germany Gave Me Chills
  42. People Are Sharing Secrets They'll Die With And I'm In Complete Awe Of Them All
  43. You Can Only Pick One Wedding Dress For Each Venue, And It's Very Difficult
  44. 17 Home Design Fails That I Truly, Genuinely Can't Believe Are Real
  45. I Just Wanna Know If You Think These 15 Movie Couples Stayed Together After The Credits Rolled
  46. I'm Genuinely Curious If You Think These Things Are Actually Annoying Or Not A Big Deal
  47. You Won't Believe Us, But We Can Guess Your Zodiac Sign Based On The Colorful Foods You Pick
  48. You Have $10 Million To Build The Mansion of Your Dreams — Can You Stay Under Budget?
  49. 21 Absolutely Hilarious People, And Honestly I Can't Say Who Is The Funniest
  50. I Am Just Curious If You Consider These 15 Foods Sandwiches Or Not
  51. Choose Some Updated Disney Princess Gowns And We'll Accurately Guess Your Zodiac Sign
  52. The Tumblr Outfit You Create Will Reveal Your True TikTok Aesthetic
  53. It Looks Like Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Are Done
  54. Everyone Has A "Soul" Character That Matches Their Personality — Who's Yours?
  55. Eat Cheesy Foods For Breakfast, Lunch, And Dinner And We'll Guess Your Age With 37% Accuracy
  56. Pick The Tastiest Dessert For Every Category, And We'll Reveal What Age You Are At Heart
  57. Your Inner Child Will Have A Tough Time Choosing Between These School Cafeteria Foods
  58. Pick Some Undercover Names And We'll Reveal Your Spy Codename
  59. 15 Inconsiderate People Who Are Straight-Up Ignoring The Pandemic
  60. Everyone Has A Celebrity Crush, But Do You Know Who Your Celebrity Perfect Match Is?
  61. 21 Celebrities That Either Look Completely Different Or The Same As They Did When They Were 21 And 31
  62. This Bread "Would You Rather" Quiz Is Gonna Be Really Hard For Carb Lovers
  63. How Normal Are Your Sandwich-Eating Habits Compared To Everyone Else's?
  64. 13 Celebs Who Were Actually Canceled In 2020
  65. 15 Photos That Are Pretty Darn Funny And Prove Everything Is Not What It Seems
  66. Say "Yes" Or "No" To These Wedding Dresses To Discover Your True Aesthetic
  67. It's Weird, But We Can Guess Your Eye Color Based On The Krispy Kreme Donuts You Choose
  68. Plan A New Year's Eve Party To See Where You'll Be In 10 Years
  69. Your Votes Are Anonymous, So Please Don't Hold Back — Are These Things Gross Or Secretly Satisfying?
  70. 26 Tumblr Posts That Immediately Descended Into Chaos
  71. Don’t Freak Out, But Your Go-To Starbucks Order Actually Reveals A Deep Truth About You
  72. Only People Who Have A Decent IQ Can Remember All Of These Disney Lyrics — Can You?
  73. How Many Of These 2020 Trends Did You Participate In?
  74. Make A Playlist Of No. 1 Songs From The Last 20 Years And We'll Guess What Year You Were Born
  75. How You Respond To These Text Messages Will Reveal What Type Of Phone You Have
  76. I'm Genuinely Curious Whether Or Not You Do These Morally Questionable Things
  77. the innocence test
  78. Your Opinions On These Polarizing Foods Will Reveal Exactly How Picky You Are
  79. 23 Wrong Number Texts That Spiraled Way, Wayyyyyy Out Of Control In 2020
  80. This A–Z Celebrity Test Will Guess Your Generation With 97% Accuracy
  81. The More Honest You Are, The More Accurate This Personality Type Quiz Is
  82. I'm Genuinely Curious If You Think These 12 Things Are Totally Weird Or Totally Relatable
  83. I'm Curious Who You Think The Jerk Is In These 9 Dating Scenarios
  84. This Christmas Movie Quiz Will Guess Your Age With 97% Accuracy
  85. Non-Americans On TikTok Are Sharing The Dumbest Things Americans Have Said To Them And Wow, Just Wow
  86. How Sexy Are You?
  87. Build The Perfect Christmas Dinner To Find Out If You're Naughty Or Nice
  88. There’s A Sound That Apparently Only Teenagers Can Hear. Can You Hear It?
  89. Ok, This Is Sorta Weird But... Can You Pass This Trivia Quiz About Yourself?
  90. Let's Play "Kiss, Marry, Diss" With These Disney Princes
  91. Answer These Super Intense Questions And We'll Guess Your Zodiac Sign
  92. 35 Of The Absolute Dumbest Things That People Really Said On The Internet In 2020
  93. I Bet I Can Guess Your Zodiac Sign Based On The Food You Eat In A Day
  94. It's Almost Impossible To Choose Which Celebrity You'd Rather Kiss Under The Mistletoe
  95. Let's Play "Kiss, Marry, Crucio" With These "Harry Potter" Characters
  96. This “Would You Rather” For Chewy Vs. Crunchy Foods Will Guess Your Age With 91% Accuracy
  97. Pretend To Eat At A 5 Star Restaurant And We'll Guess How Many Siblings You Have

Newsthump

  1. ‘There was no way to predict this’ explains man to nation full of people who predicted this
  2. Yorkies react with humble self-effacement after Yorkshire Dales named best national park in Europe
  3. Tabloids praise and forgive Thanos following ‘heartfelt apology’
  4. Roman Abramovic getting impatient as Tuchel enters second trophyless day
  5. ‘We did everything we could’ says Boris, ‘to completely f*ck this up’
  6. Man furious as 40-minute run counts for nothing after forgetting to wear his Fitbit
  7. Boris to save Union by promising “a shiny ha’penny and a dram to each Scotchman and his bonnie lass”
  8. Small piece of dogshit to play Boris Johnson in upcoming Covid miniseries
  9. We are still a ‘long long long way’ from being competent warns Hancock
  10. Twitter apologises for allowing photo to be tweeted that isn’t Bernie and his f**king mittens

The Daily Mash

  1. Ten months in the life of a lockdown sceptic
  2. Make £££s fast by becoming a Tory party donor
  3. Showering together a pain in the arse, couples admit
  4. We f**ked up everything we could, Johnson tells Britain
  5. Woman thinks astrology is bollocks but believes she’s a Hufflepuff
  6. Become your WhatsApp group’s resident Covid denier in six easy steps
  7. Six reasons why movie sex scenes are bollocks
  8. Have you booked a foreign holiday this summer and what the f**k were you thinking?
  9. Six ways to outsource your job to your children
  10. Key workers to be called low-skilled workers again by Easter
  11. Let’s write off this generation of kids and focus on the next lot, says Williamson
  12. A Brexiter’s simple guide to EU charges
  13. ‘Can I get back to you on that?’ and other ways to respond when someone says ‘I love you’
  14. Government just can’t fathom why Scotland would want independence
  15. Boyfriend does 12-item supermarket shop and gets them all wrong
  16. Five types of story that give Daily Mail readers the raging horn
  17. Man comes to disturbing realisation that he enjoys running
  18. ‘Caribbean’ and other things Americans can’t stop mispronouncing
  19. How to bring the ambience of your dodgy local pub to your living room
  20. How to earn £12.43 on eBay for 40 hours work

The Poke

  1. The video of this laid back cat went viral because it’s how we all feel right now
  2. The takedown of this misogynistic troll went viral because it’s simply epic
  3. ‘Don’t you know who I am?’ 17 glorious times people had no idea who they were speaking to
  4. Happy horse video of the week
  5. ‘Boris Johnson: A tragedy in four acts’ went viral because it speaks volumes
  6. ‘Dog plus suction cup equals new hat’
  7. The hilarious video of this dog ‘working from home’ is 15 seconds well spent
  8. Takedown of the day
  9. Good Morning Britain shared the stories of some of the 100,000 people who have died of Covid and it’s devastating
  10. A panda playing with a snowman is the pick-me-up we need right now
  11. ‘If Wonderwall was released in the 80s’
  12. A headteacher sent the best response to the parents telling his staff how to teach
  13. Boris Johnson claims the government did everything it could against Covid – 13 sceptical reactions
  14. ‘Most depressing tagline I’ve ever read’
  15. ‘Read the whole thing not just the red circle’
  16. Simply 17 brilliant real life ‘Easter Eggs’
  17. This guy’s ex-girlfriend never stops mocking his 15-second cameo in Lord of the Rings and it’s brilliant
  18. Everybody hates e-mails: the collection – 14 funny favourites
  19. ‘What’s a simple red flag that has never failed you?’ – 17 copper bottomed warning signs
  20. This guy trying to ski in London is made even funnier by the accompanying song

Reddit Funny

  1. Hedge fund managers accusing Reddit shitposters of market manipulation
  2. I remember times when pranks were simple and not psychotic.
  3. Me, trying not to cough in public
  4. Would be very helpful
  5. Reddit 1, hedge funds zip
  6. Mountain Treasure
  7. Water
  8. There's pretty much nothing that can't be solved by rock- paper-scissors 😄
  9. Mmmmm [OC]
  10. Old habits
  11. There is no escape
  12. The Last Straw
  13. My attempt to gracefully navigate an icy driveway
  14. Anyone else?
  15. There’s a dead hedgehog somewhere.
  16. HOLD! (oc)
  17. MORE POWEEERRRR🚀🚀🚀
  18. squirrel on simulation
  19. Another victim of police brutality - this guy must be a professional soccer player
  20. Seen on a wood plank on a construction site...
  21. GameStop sitting amongst Tesla and Amazon after reddit users make it a Fortune 500 company
  22. Dam those legs look smooooth
  23. Cooker for sale
  24. Hi! Here’s our recreation from today....😆
  25. Probably been done before me
  26. Just a regular winter day in Eastern Europe 😋
  27. Pepper vs Tuck in the ultimate American Hedgehog Warrior obstacle course
  28. Good morning
  29. Best Robert California quote
  30. Insecurity thy name is... [OC]
  31. When she changes her status on social media to single
  32. Nom nom
  33. Our librarian put this sign up and when asked why said she likes making fun of us .
  34. [OC] Where there's smoke, there's peepin
  35. The thug life will eventually catch up to you
  36. Fair enough
  37. What a nice guy
  38. I watched my 3 year old daughter slide these Ritz Crackers under my mother in law’s TV about 4 weeks ago. I’m not saying a word.
  39. GOOᗪ ᗰOᖇᑎIᑎG
  40. SCATMAN
  41. Kong WITH Godzilla
  42. Different types of farts
  43. I found the guy who locked /r/wallstreetbets
  44. The shy kiss....
  45. Canadian road rage
  46. Can’t be more clear.
  47. I can't find my other sock yet
  48. Dafoe Family
  49. Sent to me from my loving SO.
  50. Just convinced my brother DC’ state quarter is our man Bob Ross painting
  51. The art / the artist
  52. How a hammer shark looks from the side
  53. People Who Want Vaccine Will Get Shot?
  54. Turn that shit up!
  55. That's one way to do it I guess
  56. How Canadian kids get to school
  57. How come ?
  58. Idiots
  59. Got some snow. My dog said nope
  60. Diving skills
  61. Recently captured feed of r/WallStreetBets
  62. Oh no, what did I do officer ?
  63. Burned my finger, sent this to my wife
  64. Don't worry Mr.Brown
  65. We wrapped him in a blanket and he accepted his new life
  66. The Best Foot Warmer!
  67. Dear Wall Street Bets...
  68. Tried a new dating app today. She was, in case that's not clear.
  69. The chomp chomp machine has arrived in town
  70. The things my parents text me now that weed is legal...
  71. The Croc Rocket
  72. It's a vase unless you're brave.
  73. Keeping you in the loop
  74. Ze wool you are not pulling over our eyes!
  75. Ouch!!
  76. Do you think my work will notice that I got a stand in for my zoom calls?
  77. A marine posted this on base , to help other Marines in case of emergency.
  78. Is this truth in advertising or a marketing dept with a sense of humor?
  79. It took me 3 years but I finally finished making my first sewing box. What do you all think?
  80. The whole world right now towards GME holders
  81. my friend lost a bet, so we forced him to go through airport security dressed as Ronald McDonald
  82. Math through life
  83. Shocking footage of riots in the Netherlands
  84. The power of Reddit is unsurpassed
  85. Nathan Ln
  86. I had been blaming the dog until I saw this.
  87. Was looking for sheets on Amazon and stumbled on this gem of a review.
  88. A video I made for my company's "employee birthdays" on our monthly virtual meeting
  89. “Ross, that actually means something here!”
  90. Mandatory tutorials
  91. Hey come back!
  92. Cat.exe has stopped working, please try again later.
  93. I finally found the answer
  94. She’s never seen this filter before.
  95. DND is Delayed
  96. This cream cheese reminds me of my ex
  97. Boom boom boom let me hear you say...
  98. /Wallstreetbets right now (I have no idea what is happening.)
  99. He’s got the boots with the fur
  100. Go Pro!

Cracked

  1. 5 Bizarre Truths About Being A Roomba Owner
  2. USA Today Sports' Kobe Bryant Memorial Offends More Than It Commemorates
  3. WWE Is Now Getting 'The Office' Treatment at Peacock
  4. How 'Wandavision' Has Gone Full 'Twilight Zone'
  5. A Grim Loophole A Korean King Used To Kill His (Serial Killer?) Son
  6. Eagle-Eyed Viewers Spot Several Historical Mistakes in 'Bridgerton'
  7. 6 Ridiculous Fringe Beliefs with Surprisingly Scientific Explanations
  8. 5 Wonky Ways Video Games Got Back At Pirates
  9. Rudy Giuliani Hit With A More Than $1.3 Billion Defamation Lawsuit by Dominion Voting Systems
  10. 'Harry Potter' TV Series Reportedly In The Works At HBO Max, Because Of Course It Is
  11. Tom Holland Learned He Snagged The Part of Spider-Man On Instagram
  12. 18 Terrible T-Shirts For Terrible Couples
  13. When A Businessman Mailed Himself A Whole Bank (Brick By Brick)
  14. 5 Weird Things Stand-Up Comics Experience Touring On the Road
  15. Why The Nostalgia Of 'Cobra Kai' Actually Works
  16. Germans Started Solving Secret Soviet Crimes (A Piece At A Time)
  17. The Bonkers 'Bridget Jones' Sequel That Killed Colin Firth
  18. The Haunted Sea Mansion That's The Vice President's Home: A Tour
  19. 5 Weird Things About Owning Records, Tapes, and CDs Future Humans Won't Experience
  20. The Tragic Tale of What Happened To Goofy's Wife
  21. 5 Tiny Secrets That Made Great Games Playable
  22. How Trent Reznor Became The Alternative John Williams
  23. The Entire 'Animal Plays Sports' Genre Is Dominated By One Man
  24. The Halifax Slasher, The Blood-Thirsty Public Menace ... Who Didn't Exist
  25. There Is A Rotting McDonald's Barge In Canada (And It's Humanity's Greatest Artifact)
  26. '30 Rock's Gay Bomb Was A Real Thing
  27. 55 Of The Weirdest Things To Happen In The Courtroom
  28. Deceased Professor Allegedly Teaches Course From Beyond The Grave
  29. How An Urban Legend Became Cracked’s Cousin (And Maybe Mailed Us Anthrax?)
  30. 'Peacock's' Weird Method of Streaming 'The Office' Drives Fans Back To DVD's
  31. 5 Reasons That Normal-Looking Free Newspaper (In Your Hometown) Is Anything But
  32. Some American Police Departments Prefer Their Cops Not To Be 'Too' Smart
  33. Dakota Johnson Lied To The Entire Internet About Her Viral Zest For Limes
  34. 5 Throwaway Jokes You Didn't Realize Required A Ton Of Effort

Fark

  1. Prince George RCMP are looking for driver after video of stunt is posted online. The rest of Prince George is also looking for the driver to give him a big high five [Cool]
  2. Theme of Farktography Contest No. 821: "Backyard Critters". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
  3. Ah, the old "She was alive when I left" defense. Let's see how that plays out [Scary]
  4. The newest Mars Rover, "Perseverance" is set to land on Mars February 18th. Hot Wheels will release a toy version beforehand, so kids of every age can reenact the landing [Cool]
  5. Ever heard of the "Birthday Rule?" Did you know your newborn baby must be on both parents health insurance or she won't be covered? Just another case for single payer [Asinine]
  6. Trading on GameStop to be stopped [News]
  7. Typical Florida Man beats up parked vehicles with baseball bat. Superior Florida Man beats up parked Sheriff's vehicles with bat. Champion Florida Man beats up parked vehicles with bat at Sheriff's District 4 HQ lot under surveillance [Florida]
  8. Going back to bed pays off sometimes [Spiffy]
  9. Holocaust Memorial Day marked by lighting statue of Sir Nicholas Winton (known as the "British Schindler") with 669 candles - one for each boy and girl he helped save from the concentration camps [Hero]
  10. Photoshop these rock sliders [Photoshop]
  11. Man pleads guilty in plot to kidnap and execute the Michigan governor. Also admits that he was the model for that windup toy of the monkey with cymbals [Followup]
  12. Barge full of toxic Gowanus Canal sludge sinks in Gowanus Canal [Fail]
  13. It's not news, it's COMUNES [News]
  14. Police search for fugitive nicknamed "Bald Head Mitchell". Suspect is 5′9″, 150 pounds, black hair, and brown ey.. Wait a minute [Awkward]
  15. Fark NotNewsletter: Just the tip(s) [FarkBlog]
  16. Fine, then consider the feds to be "just covering your rent" for the next 20+ years [Dumbass]
  17. "No, ma'am we're booking you at HORRY county jail... ma'am could you please stop... Sarge I'm gonna need the squirt bottle" [Amusing]
  18. If you're going to mess around on a dating app while you're literally on a first date with someone, be sure to wear glasses with non-reflective lenses [PSA]
  19. So you're telling me the airport that has the most people go through the TSA checkpoint also has the most people caught with guns at the TSA checkpoint? Who'da thunk it [Obvious]
  20. Con man's clit cult collapses; cultist carries on, cashes in [Giggity]
  21. "I had a dream, which was not all a dream. / The bright sun was extinguish'd, and the stars / Did wander darkling in the eternal space" --Lord Byron, Darkness. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, wandering edition [CSB]
  22. Photoshop these Luminous Lamp posts [Photoshop]
  23. Snowman: 1, Pickup Truck: 0 [Video]
  24. Philippines President Duterte to take one in the ass for COVID. Derriere trifecta complete [Strange]
  25. Once upon a time, a witch married a man whose parents were siblings, adopted three children, and imprisoned them [Sick]
  26. "I'm not Muslim, I just dress that way so I don't have to wear a mask" [Stupid]
  27. We're almost there fellow end of the world types: Doomsday Clock 2021 annouces the world is '100 seconds to midnight' and the Earth is on the brink of disaster (possible nsfw content on page) [Scary]
  28. Virginia Department of Transportation posts friendly signs around the state imploring truckers to please not crash into their bridges and overpasses. 11Foot8 unavailable for comment due to some idiot in an RV [Amusing]
  29. Zook dies after getting his second Zot. It's a UC Irvine joke [Sad]
  30. Not now Mount Merapi [Scary]
  31. Auschwitz was liberated 81 years ago today [PSA]
  32. Tornado strikes Tallahassee airport. Story developing [News]
  33. Soda promotions, food scientists, furniture, and heists are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan 10-16 Godzilla Edition [Silly]
  34. "A Man Ate a Toothpick and It Was Stuck in His Butt for Months". Ultra-rare derriere trifecta in play [News]
  35. Good news: New, more accurate COVID test available. Better news: No more uncomfortable nasal swabs. Best news: Everyone gets anal [Repeat]
  36. Before doing an interview on live TV, make sure you put away the dildo sitting on the shelf in the background. Or don't and end up the top story in a slow news cycle (NSFW) [Amusing]
  37. Man shoots at ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend at least 94 times, hitting boyfriend in left buttock so badly, he drove self to hospital. Man arrested for attempted murder, firearm possession by felon, inadequate marksmanship skills [Florida]
  38. Aw mom, not stray dog again tonight [Sick]
  39. But what about sharks with frickin laser beams? [Florida]
  40. So it turns out the head Proud Boy is really a rat king [Followup]
  41. Cops apprehend 18-wheeler driver & child who tore thru Badlands shooting at adjacent cars, in defiance of Lord Humungus [Scary]
  42. Due to Hank Aaron's death weeks after he received the Covid vaccine, doctors needs to remind people that the vaccine is safe and old people tend to just up and die [Obvious]
  43. Facebook apologises for incorrectly flagging Plymouth Hoe, a famous landmark in the UK, as "misogynistic". No word yet on apologies for subby's Mom [Dumbass]
  44. The White House official "unfortunately wouldn't say what Biden will use the button for," suggesting Biden might summon Orange Gatorade and not the obvious answer, ice cream - or, let's get real, coffee [Followup]
  45. Sometimes the 12-year-old girl you talk to on the internet is a cop. Sometimes, you are both cops [Creepy]
  46. Man runs from cops and racks up 189 traffic violations in the process. Article fails to mention what achievements he unlocked [Dumbass]
  47. Photoshop this Gas Giant [Photoshop]
  48. Going to the dentist can be scary or intimidating, so having a comfort dog like Bob on the team can help to ease the anxiety of many patients. Please welcome him to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday [Woofday]
  49. NOLA Mardi Gras parades might be canceled, but the spirit lives on as people turn their homes into floats and plan to throw things at passers by [Cool]
  50. The B-52 is set to take on China. No word if anyone painted "STAY AWAY, FOOLS" on the side [Vintage]