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The Onion

  1. Red Sox Team Doctor Unclear Whether He Supposed To Join Fight Or Not
  2. Tips For Dealing With Workplace Burnout
  3. Depleted Hawaiian Volcano Now Just Coughing Up Bile
  4. Netflix Cancels ‘Jimmy Carter’s World Of Peanuts’
  5. Nation’s Rich And Powerful Wondering When Rest Of Americans Will Just Give Up
  6. Trump Casts Doubt On North Korea Summit
  7. New NFL Policy Requires All Players To Honor Patriotic Spirit Of Subservience That American Flag Represents
  8. A Hula-va Way To Go
  9. Incredibly Generous: Eminem Invited A Dying Fan Onstage And Straight Up Demolished Her With His Most Devastating Freestyle Yet
  10. Philip Roth Obituary Just Thinly Disguised Version Of Author’s Life
  11. Margaret Atwood: ‘The Handmaids Are Supposed To Be Aliens’
  12. 2024 Financial Collapse Passes House 258-159
  13. Thoughtful Ocean Returns Body A Few Days After Borrowing It
  14. Try This Filling Superfood Smoothie To Power You Through An Exhausting Day Of Massages, Meditation, And Shopping
  15. Obamas Sign Deal To Produce Netflix Shows, Movies
  16. Man Silently Eating Personal Pan Pizza Alone In Corner Of Airport Unaware This Will Be Best Part Of 7-Day Vacation
  17. Sephora Makeup Artist Helping Woman Create The Perfect Pink Eye
  18. Bernie Sanders Announces He Will Seek Reelection
  19. In Response To Michael Cohen, ‘The Onion’ Pledges To Remove All Negative Trump Coverage In Exchange For A Direct Line To The President
  20. Whether You Lean To The Right Or Lean To The Left, Can We All Just Agree To Cha-Cha Real Smooth Now?
  21. Man With 20 Rifles Can’t Remember If His Goal To Start Or Stop Violent Overthrow Of Government
  22. Maple Tree Wishes It Was Given A Say In Becoming Memorial To Man’s Dead Wife
  23. ICE Detains Tim Kaine For Speaking Spanish At Campaign Rally
  24. Woman Attempts To Cram Few Years’ Worth Of Body Positivity Into 20 Minutes Before Trying On Bathing Suits
  25. New Alternate-History Drama Examines What Would Have Happened If Nazis Won 1991 NBA Finals

Waterford Whispers

  1. Ship Sinks After Striking Giant Carlsberg In Middle Of Arctic Ocean
  2. ‘Love Both’ In Trouble Despite Pulling Out Early
  3. Here’s Some Important Information About Your Online Privacy That You Won’t Bother To Read
  4. Barber Only Knows One Kind Of Haircut Style
  5. Kilkenny Teen Excommunicated For Playing Football
  6. We Get A Sneak Preview Of The New Brexit-Inspired Version Of ‘Ooh Ah Up The Ra’
  7. May Letting Calls From N. Ireland Go Straight To Voicemail
  8. Not Voting On Friday? Here’s How To Make Your Opinion Known Anyway
  9. No Side Lock In Key ‘Women Can’t Be Trusted’ Demographic
  10. “You Don’t Need To Investigate Us, We Fucking Did It”

The Chive

  1. Demi Bagby is as cute as she is fit (Video)
  2. Redheads, man. Redheads (44 Photos)
  3. Here’s the difference between an Alpha male and a Beta (Video)
  4. Daily Morning Awesomeness (38 Photos)
  5. Shut up and take my money (19 photos)
  6. If drunk parkour was a sport I would 100% watch it (Video)
  7. Rude waitress blows up after thinking she deserves a bigger tip (4 Photos)
  8. Parents treating their adult kids like children prove a parent’s job is never done (30 photos)
  9. Daily Dopamine Dump
  10. Umm… can I just get a plate, please? (38 Photos)

Pinboard Funny

  1. If you believe that standing up for evidence and reason and the rule of law is important you've got to vote for Democrats
  2. Fake American Names in a Japanese Baseball Game - YouTube
  3. Alex Kerfoot on Twitter: "By age 35 you should have at least two thirds of your hard drive space taken up by recursively nested copies of the hard drives from all your previous computers"
  4. neontaster on Twitter: "Trump tweet: Just had some hummus. Delicious! Jen Rubin column: Why I no longer love hummus Max Boot column: Why Trump's love of hummus spells disaster for the Israeli-Palestinian conflict Krassenstein tweet: Boycott all hummus. RE
  5. Folklore.org: Make a Mess, Clean it Up! — “Instead of avoiding the tough situations, he'd immediately create them, and immediately start learning how to handle the worst situation imaginable. Pretty soon he would routinely handle anything the machine could throw at him.”
  6. Earth-Moon Fire Pole — My son (5y) asked me today: If there were a kind of a fireman's pole from the Moon down to the Earth, how long would it take to slide all the way from the Moon to the Earth?
  7. Birds tho on Twitter: "👀… "
  8. Twitter — Perfect training partner #funny #cute #dog #aww #kids
  9. David Cross Gets Extremely Upset with Colbert on Late Show
  10. 10 Best SNL Skits This Season: Season 43
  11. (19) Honest Trailers - Star Wars Spinoffs (Holiday Special & More!) - YouTube
  12. Hotel Artemis Red Band Trailer: Bullets, Blood and Bad Words
  13. These mini cinder blocks let you build your own desk gear / Boing Boing
  14. Dem Texas Gov Nominee
  15. Defending against tyranny — The Onion delivers
  16. A judge sides with parents and rules their 30-year-old son must move out - CNN
  17. Corona devises humble bragging out-of-office gif generator | The Drum — Corona’s latest digital campaign centres on ‘the world’s most unapologetic out of office generator’, a microsite launched right in time for the UK’s May Day Bank Holiday weekend. Launched under the moniker of WoooHooo.com, the site allows consumers to…
  18. How to Tell if a Guy Likes You vs How to Tell if a Girl Likes You - YouTube
  19. NJ High School Invited Prom Attendees to ‘Party Like It’s 1776,’ Sparking Outrage Because, You Know, 1776 Wasn’t a Party for Everyone 
  20. France is Being Invaded By Giant Killer Worms
  21. Oh No
  22. MR. FORTHRIGHT - YouTube - YouTube
  23. Second Opinion - Dilbert Comic Strip on 2018-05-22 | Dilbert by Scott Adams
  24. 15 Insane Things That Correlate With Each Other — Why do these things correlate?
  25. VIDEO | The Catch-22 job interview | Fast Company
  26. The Eudora™ Email Client Source Code – Core+ – Medium
  27. Как мои ворота подписались на платные сервисы МТС: ammo1 — Прошлой осенью я оснастил ворота на въезде в СНТ GSM-реле (https://ammo1.livejournal.com/887806.html). Реле успешно пережило зиму, но в конце апреля вдруг перестало отвечать на звонки. Оказалось, что баланс симкарты стал нулевым. Сделав детализацию, я обнаружил, ч…
  28. looki - we fake it — Looki is a fictional software application and service. You can't buy the product or service. The project is an experiment that tries to raise awareness about our data privacy and explores ways to gain back our own digital possiblity space.
  29. Dealership Makes Woman Sitting Right In Front Of Them Confirm She's Not A Robot
  30. Publix censors graduation cake to remove the cum from “Summa Cum Laude”
  31. Dealership Makes Woman Sitting Right in Front of Them Confirm She's Not a Robot
  32. Dealership Makes Woman Sitting Right in Front of Them Confirm She's Not a Robot
  33. 5 Things You Didn't Know About House Centipedes (Like the One I Just Found in My Bed, AH!)
  34. Marci Robin on Twitter: "I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off — with a pen, on paper — that I’m not a robot.… "
  35. DM: Dungeon Mom - Imgur
  36. Steve Silberman - RT @mattwhitlockPM name a struggle you had... — RT @mattwhitlockPM name a struggle you had growing up that kids today will never understand
  37. 90 Best Books for Comedy Fans
  38. humor - What is your favorite "data analysis" cartoon? - Cross Validated
  39. Marci Robin on Twitter: "I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off - with a pen, on paper - that I'm not a robot." — I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off — with a pen, on paper — that I’m not a robot.
  40. The Uncomfortable - a collection of deliberately inconvenient objects
  41. Letting neural networks be weird • Generated ice cream flavors: now it’s my turn
  42. (2) The Fall of The Simpsons: How it Happened - YouTube
  43. The Official Nightmare For Each Of The 50 States - Digg
  44. This Is, Uh, Not Supposed To Happen In The Car Wash - Digg
  45. Bike Snob NYC: Millennials Love This Tire Inflation Hack!
  46. Playing battleships over BGP
  47. Celebrity Impressions (Jordan Peterson plays Super Mario) - YouTube
  48. Letting neural networks be weird
  49. (59) Le Zap de Cokaïn.fr n°046 - YouTube
  50. Facebook
  51. Playing battleships over BGP
  52. xkcd: Morning News
  53. Lorem Ipsum - All the facts - Lipsum generator
  54. h2g2 - How To Twiddle Your Thumbs
  55. AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com - Spreading the Awkwardness
  56. Kill The Apostrophe
  57. Stock photos of scientists reveal that science is mostly about staring
  58. How to work in a TOC: Charlie Sherpa’s 26 rules of hard-won wisdom – Foreign Policy
  59. Charlie ✨ on Twitter: "https://t.co/uPDKvU4UY3"
  60. Playing battleships over BGP
  61. 𝐎𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 ⛱ on Twitter: "Zero Wing updated to be GDPR compliant.… "
  62. How Trump changed everything for The Onion - POLITICO
  63. cat + roomba (or similar)
  64. 514
  65. (19) Welcome to Wakanda! Black Panther - Feature Destinations - YouTube
  66. The Year on the Net — There's always the possibility that something else, completely unexpected, will suddenly emerge out of nowhere to take the globe by storm. Perhaps it will be some exotic new technology that today is barely a gleam in a developer's eye. Perhaps it will be something prosaic, like the ever-increasing use o…
  67. The Year on the Net — The question is, will people who aren't Web-savvy -- such as Mr. Safdieh and his customers -- be interested in "that kind of thing"? In the coming year, computer, cable and telecommunications companies will spend billions of dollars and launch dozens of new products and services to find out. Their targe…
  68. (1) Dial Telephones: "How to Use the Dial Phone" 1927 AT&T 7min - YouTube — "Training film for users of the new dial telephones."
  69. The Year on the Net — WSJ guide to the internet in 1996
  70. Playing battleships over BGP

Buzzfeed

  1. 16 idées qui sont presque trop futées
  2. Faites ce quiz et on vous dira à quel point vous aimez faire des quiz plutôt que de bosser
  3. 22 fruits et légumes qui clairement avaient besoin d'être enveloppés dans du plastique
  4. 18 photos des trucs hipster les plus marrants qui soient jamais arrivés
  5. 18 trucs sexuels complètement irréalistes que font les femmes dans les films
  6. 20 clichés qui nous gonflent dans tous les blockbusters qui sortent ou presque
  7. 15 photos qui vont grandement vous troubler
  8. 31 photos qui ne sont pas des pénis, mais c'est pas faute d'essayer
  9. 13 photos qui vous feront crier : «MAIS POURQUOOOOI ?»
  10. 11 hommes qui ne font même pas semblant d'essayer de faire correctement des tâches ménagères
  11. 26 choses quel seules les personnes qui viennent d'une famille nombreuses reconnaîtront
  12. 22 choses que seules les filles de moins de 1,60 m comprendront
  13. 11 gâteaux absolument ignobles et 11 gâteaux qui sont de la pure perfection
  14. J'ai testé 6 recettes à faire au micro-ondes uniquement, et y'a vraiment des trucs pas mal
  15. À quelle décennie de la mode appartenez-vous ?
  16. Je vous autorise à vous moquer de ces 18 personnes
  17. 18 trucs qui arrivent vraiment pendant le sexe et que vous ne verrez jamais à la télévision
  18. 22 photos qui ne sont pas ce que vous pensez, sale pervers
  19. 14 histoires de femmes qui ont eu affaire avec des micropénis
  20. Choisissez une couleur et on vous dit comment vous préférez faire du sexe
  21. 19 figurants qui se sont donnés du mal, on peut pas leur enlever ça
  22. 15 parents qui ont eu une pire journée que la vôtre
  23. Vous vous souvenez de la fois où «Friends» a remplacé Rachel par une inconnue et où personne n'a rien remarqué ?
  24. 14 photos de couples qui vous feront crier : «ÇA VA TROP LOIN, J'APPELLE LES GENDARMES»
  25. Tout le monde se masturbe, mais vous masturbez-vous comme tout le monde ?
  26. 15 choses qui surprendront tous les Français sur les campus américains
  27. 13 personnes qui passent une bien plus mauvaise journée que la vôtre
  28. 17 choses que toutes les filles qui ont grandi avec des frères comprendront
  29. 20 dilemmes impossibles pour les fans de «Harry Potter»
  30. Vos opinions sur ces 20 aliments détermineront votre qualité la plus clivante
  31. Vos goûts en matière d'alcool vont révéler votre maison à Poudlard
  32. 23 habitudes américaines qui surprennent les Français
  33. 30 photos qui vont vous faire crier «MAIS C'EST PAS POSSIBLE!!!»
  34. 9 façons de faire l'amour que tous les couples ensemble depuis au moins deux ans ont déjà connues
  35. Le détail qui vous a certainement échappé lors du dernier épisode de «Game of Thrones»
  36. 19 photos qui ont été prises pile au bon moment
  37. Ces femmes ont été photoshoppées aux proportions de Barbie et leurs pieds sont ridiculement petits
  38. 24 luttes que toute personne qui a ses règles a connues
  39. 39 problèmes que connaissent trop bien les filles aux cheveux fins
  40. 17 vrais problèmes vestimentaires que rencontrent les filles pendant l'été
  41. 27 choses qui vont faire le ménage pour vous
  42. Ce mec s'est un peu tapé la honte à cause de la carte Snapchat (mais c'était drôle)
  43. 19 raisons pour lesquelles les festivals, c'est de la merde
  44. 52 photos trop bizarres même pour un article de BuzzFeed
  45. 39 choses dégueu que font la plupart des couples en secret
  46. Test: êtes-vous un bon coup?
  47. 25 choses qu'aucune femme n'admettra faire en public
  48. Les 12 ~vraies~ étapes du sexe gay
  49. À quelle maison de Poudlard appartenez-vous au lit?

Newsthump

  1. Every man, woman, and child a saboteur engaged in plot to overthrow Brexit, claims Daily Mail
  2. Donald Trump is Malcolm X reincarnated, claims Steve Bannon
  3. £900 per year cut in household income ‘a great start’ claim leading Brexiters
  4. M&S employees promised ‘not just any redundancy’
  5. Loathsome EU bastards determined to deprive hardworking Brits of dirty air
  6. Boris Johnson to receive Pride of Britain Award for coping without a private plane
  7. Thousands of ‘Unai Emery out’ signs currently being manufactured in Arsenal area
  8. Neighbour sees no reason to get his f*cking car alarm fixed
  9. Goths want to wish you a happy World Goth Day, but can’t because, you know, ‘happy’
  10. Germs shock international community by pulling out of ‘five-second rule’ agreement

The Daily Mash

  1. 21st-century teenager has no idea of 19th-century workplace awaiting him
  2. Builder does eight-hour day for charity
  3. Man celebrates pay rise by choosing slightly more expensive version of everything for the rest of his life
  4. Couple leaving ‘honeymoon phase’ realise they have no friends left
  5. Duchess of Sussex orders it moved to California
  6. Middle class couple forced to make ‘Sophie’s choice’ between wood burner and SUV
  7. Is being a cougar still a thing? Because if so, I’m pretty sure I am one
  8. Man puts massive donation on JustGiving page so everyone knows he’s loaded
  9. Parks haunted by mirage of pretty girls playing good-natured game of rounders
  10. Both members of couple think they are the hot one
  11. Do you deserve benefits?
  12. Tesco removes ‘best before’ dates from stuff that was never any good
  13. All modern friendships based on liking same telly programme
  14. I’ve had enough of identity politics, says man obsessed with Britishness
  15. Stupid arse fly can’t get out of wide-open patio door
  16. Mums will defend threatened M&S stores ‘to the death’
  17. Unimaginative 8-year-old’s favourite dinosaur is a T Rex
  18. Woman has decent sex on one-night stand
  19. The Daily Mash email about our plans to continue violating your privacy
  20. Were you the kid that was always rude to their mum?

The Poke

Reddit Funny

  1. Hugh Jackman recognizes interviewer
  2. Mind yo business
  3. Inspiring stuff
  4. I want this kid to be my wingman.
  5. Give him a hug....
  6. I hope you giggle as much as I did
  7. True bro
  8. Neighbor's daughter loves rainbows but is too young to read. This is the present she gave for my sister's birthday
  9. My friend got a new puppo! Still figuring out how gravity works
  10. Truth has been spoken
  11. The competition fell short
  12. Pecking Order
  13. Hi there!
  14. Every. Single. Time.
  15. Clear message
  16. Basketball, the Japanese way...
  17. Just living my life...one dank motto at a time.
  18. I, therefore thought it would be funny to inflate a 10' dog inside her 9' office.
  19. The truth about cheese
  20. Old, but still funny
  21. But it all went downhill from there.
  22. "Paps, that filter must be an ancient one!"
  23. Co-workers
  24. I wonder what they are arguing about
  25. If a quote says so it’s true
  26. Solving domestic violence, for good.
  27. What’s a party without food?
  28. Choices
  29. Magic!
  30. Perspective: What people think the Hawaii lava flow looks like VS reality
  31. Wife went to turn the lava lamp on,
  32. When you're sick of waiting for the bomb squad
  33. Classic Dave
  34. Haven’t we all thought about doing this at one time or another?
  35. My sister just adopted a dog and I don't think he has warmed up to her yet.
  36. Found a Redditor in the wild!
  37. Reddit immigration
  38. Good effort
  39. Girlfriend’s mom brought home a new dog today.. the older dog she had isn’t too pleased.
  40. WCGW
  41. Yep...
  42. KFC violatin bird law out here
  43. Swag Cat
  44. When you watch Infinity war without seeing any previous Marvel movies
  45. Haha
  46. Gotta stay in shape
  47. Well...Technically......Yea, You're Right
  48. Is this funny?
  49. Well, at least they’re honest.
  50. this is exactly what we look like
  51. Finally not late for anal anymore
  52. Red mustard
  53. My favorite part of this slow-motion gif is my daughter's look of total satisfaction in knowing she had just convinced her twin brothers that is was a great idea to run head first into each other.
  54. Next time I'm ordering the large one.
  55. Handshakes
  56. The guys will know
  57. Framed at last
  58. Just who is this Kwisatz Haderach fellow anyway?
  59. My CAt and Lizard
  60. Give bred
  61. Caesar moving in on your girl
  62. My SO bought this clay mask, but the instructions are unclear
  63. Finally!
  64. I told you he is not a race car 😒
  65. The sad truth
  66. When you fart in a quiet room
  67. Dang
  68. Forget autonomous cars, I present to you..
  69. Asked flight attendant to borrow a pen. She said no.
  70. I Cannot Even Decide Which Face to Look At!
  71. I haven’t thrown it for 7 minutes now.
  72. My cat isn't blind, but I am. Still, my cat accepts me for who I am. Reddit, meet Midnight!
  73. Best line from Brad Pitt on Between Two Ferns.
  74. For infants
  75. How to test a mattress
  76. Florida strikes again
  77. Gradiating from high school! Ready for the real world.
  78. The new Mr Carwash around the corner.
  79. This overdetailed restroom sign
  80. Truth.
  81. Watching Chris Hemsworth Play With His Kids And Dog Is A Bliss
  82. SomeBODY once told me...
  83. No words
  84. I Found OJ Simpson in Anchorage, AK
  85. Et tu, Brute
  86. it makes sense now
  87. He's gonna clean up this town.
  88. Come to mommy!
  89. Circle of life ...
  90. Get with the Lingo Cool Cat
  91. Oyster Grits
  92. The only vacuum my wife refuses to put down.
  93. Donut boat jump
  94. This is my grandma, everyone.
  95. Jordan Peterson fans
  96. FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD!!! 😂
  97. If his plumbing and electrical services are half as good as his marketing, I’d hire him.
  98. Police bike putting in the overtime.
  99. I lift, you grab....Was the concept just a little too complex, Carl?
  100. Well....Nana’s stitching hobby escalated quickly.....

Cracked

  1. 7 Reasons The World Is Full Of Hate Groups And Cults
  2. 5 Movies That Are Popular For Reasons You'd Never Expect
  3. You Litter Less If Eyes Are Looking At You (Even Fake Ones)
  4. California Gets STDs, And Other Breaking Health News
  5. 5 Real People Who Have The World's Worst Superpowers
  6. Why Han Solo is the Most Important Character in Star Wars
  7. Japan's Early Tabloids Were Horrifically Artsy
  8. 5 Super Shady Things You Didn't Know About 'The Bachelor'
  9. 5 Historical Figures Everybody Gets Totally Wrong
  10. 4 Gun Nut Arguments That Debunk Themselves
  11. 5 Ways To Watch The Star Wars Series (That Are Crazy AF)
  12. When It Comes To Sugary Snacks, We Want What We Can�€™t Have
  13. 5 Weird Things All Movies Believe About Rich People
  14. Xbox�€™s Latest Controller Is A Real Game-Changer
  15. Here's How To Improve That Dumb Batman Prequel 'Pennyworth'
  16. Unexpected Ways Your Life Will Change After Just One Event
  17. 6 #MeToo Accused Who Are Already Making Their Comebacks
  18. 5 Dark Historical Mysteries We'll Probably Never Solve
  19. 7 Products That Bizarrely Use War As A Marketing Tool
  20. 6 Companies That Accidentally Backed Horrible Messages
  21. Twitter's New Auto-Mute Feature Hides Its Precious Trolls
  22. Why Royal Scandals Are About To Get Awesome (Hint: America)
  23. Why Alex Jones Is More Dangerous Than You Think
  24. Everybody Once Thought Stegosauruses Could Actually Fly
  25. 5 Unexpected Ways The 1990s Were Different From Today
  26. Miley�€™s Not Sorry, & Other Celebrity News You Need To Know
  27. The New Roseanne Takes Place in Another Dimension, Seriously
  28. 6 Times The Media Got Everyone Worked Up Over Nothing
  29. Britain's New Porn Law Is Insanely Stupid
  30. The Awful Comedy Memes That Russia Used To Hack The Election
  31. 5 Awesome Movie Plot Leaks (That Inexplicably Went Nowhere)

Fark

  1. Apparently death camps were really bad places [Obvious]
  2. Posting 20 videos on YouTube of you dancing and singing during surgeries, leaving a patient brain dead, settling at least 5 malpractice suits and fighting four more, is no way to make doctor of the year [Scary]
  3. CEO attempts to appease the volcano gods [Interesting]
  4. A thousand Massachusetts drivers got tested on that obscure part of the driver's manual about approaching a frightened horse [Amusing]
  5. Like Make a Wish Foundation, but in reverse [Facepalm]
  6. Attention drivers: Bear right ... Bear right ... BEAR RIGHT [Scary]
  7. Family opens natural cemetery in Montana, one without embalming and caskets, just like the ones Mafia families have been running for years in the New Jersey swamps [Interesting]
  8. Theme of Farktography Contest No. 681: "Brown 2". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme [Farktography]
  9. Woman finally has needle removed after pinhead surgeon left it in her birth canal [Scary]
  10. Contracting Chinese parts suppliers can be a shrewd business move that can really increase your profit margin. Unless you're a member of the Military Industrial Complex [Awkward]
  11. Man charged with kidnapping after hiding in victim's back seat. Holy crap, that almost never works [Florida]
  12. Apparently, every time someone driving a Tesla is in an accident, the news is going to report on it [Facepalm]
  13. This is what happens if you are a police officer and you called backup while high [Ironic]
  14. This will never be as popular as Banksy [Strange]
  15. Liver cheese isn't cheese, bologna is just weirdly shaped hot dog meat, and WTF is 'luncheon loaf' anyway? Have a sandwich and take the Weird News Quiz, April 13-19 Weird Sandwich Meat Edition [Amusing]
  16. I say, old chap, where's my car? [Facepalm]
  17. Chicago Party, June 23rd. Location: Headquarters Beercade [FarkParty]
  18. Patient says she woke up from surgery in hotel room with sandwich in hand. No word on if it was a BLT [Scary]
  19. Photoshop this crack [Photoshop]
  20. MH370 search to officially end on May 29. CNN inconsolable [Followup]
  21. 95% Ethyl Alcohol product, which you shouldn't drink, is being recalled due to contamination with methanol, which you also shouldn't drink [PSA]
  22. Motorcyclist keeps provoking driver until the inevitable happens. And now a word from Chris Rock about understanding [Dumbass]
  23. Man missing from mental health facility, here is a picture of how he doesn't look [Strange]
  24. Actual headline: Hotel pulls out after group seeks to break world record for largest orgy [Giggity]
  25. Good news everyone: We caught one patient who escaped out of Ebola quarantine and the other two died from it while on the run. So, no need to panic. Everything is under control [Scary]
  26. Will cow cuddling be the next big wellness trend? Proponents claim it's udder bliss [Giggity]
  27. FDA says some teething medications are unsafe for children, recommends parents stick to liquor [Awkward]
  28. Meanwhile back in 1979, people were worried about exploding children [Silly]
  29. Photoshop these leaping feet [Photoshop]
  30. Now you can spend the night in the house where Zelda and F. Scott Fitzgerald cheated on Link [Spiffy]
  31. Remember that animatronic band from Showbiz Pizza in the 1980s? Turns out they're performing now with an updated song list [Murica]
  32. So, the obvious question is, what was a guy who had his license suspended 14 times doing driving a school bus? [Followup]
  33. Fargo man mistakenly runs full marathon instead of the half he'd signed up for, probably in attempt to run completely out of North Dakota [Facepalm]
  34. If you're still in L.A. on Wednesday and planning on going out of town for Memorial Day weekend, then you might as well cancel your plans [PSA]
  35. Short circuit allows inmates to escape. Dammit, Johnny 5, stop doing that [Misc]
  36. 'Skeletal remains' discovered in creek turn out to be Halloween decorations [Amusing]
  37. How to not steal a 25' shed: don't drag it behind your vehicle [Stupid]
  38. Actual headline: "Feds Plan to Wipe Gorilla Snot on Giant Mine" [Strange]
  39. Morning traffic backed up for 12 miles on I-5 outside Tacoma after massive drowsy chicken feather mishap [Fail]
  40. Volunteer firefighter set fire to two-story building because he wanted to respond to a fire call [Dumbass]
  41. Crime in Florida is at 47-year-low, a drop attributed to public safety investments, police work, Governor Rick Scott's ability to echolocate criminals in the dark of night [Florida]
  42. "A revealing new survey about the drinking habits of millennials showed many startling facts, but the one that most got my notice was this: 3.47 percent of millennial men are liars" [Obvious]
  43. 30-year-old sued by his parents for refusing to move out of their house looks exactly as you imagined him, relies on Google searches for his legal defense, and argues with the judge when shown the appellate court decision that overrode his argument [Followup]
  44. Seriously, which one of you hated your child so much you named him/her after the Queen Beeyotch of the Universe? Wait, which 11 of you? [Amusing]
  45. Not news: Woman has to check reCAPTCHA form to prove she's human. News: In person. At a car dealership. "The dealership confirmed it would sell a car to a robot, so long as it had a social security number an ID" [Florida]
  46. Plane crashes at Lookout Pass, witnesses say that's what the pilot was yelling as he glided in [Interesting]
  47. Pawn shop posts sign: "We sell AR-15's because we're not Dick's." Discovers a lot of people think they are [Amusing]
  48. Someone has found a use for the dead wasteland that is Google Plus. Unfortunately, it's ISIS [Scary]
  49. Female pilot has the perfect comeback for two sexist male passengers and their female driver remarks. 'The fact is, I can fly an £80m jet and you can't.' [Interesting]
  50. Hawaii man says 'incredibly powerful and hot' lava almost cut his leg in half. Was apparently expecting the cool and lethargic lava [Scary]